Horror Movie Night

It's Scott's November pick so you probably guessed we're talking cannihillbillies, this time taking a WRONG TURN (2003) with Eliza Dushku, other Eliza Dushku (Emmanuelle Chriqui) and White Guy Mannequin (Desmond Harrington)! Not that our expectations for the franchise were high after our disastrous watch of Wrong Turn 6 years ago, but even the first entry in the series has us scratching our heads...

Sometimes you look at a horror poster and wonder to yourself, "Do the CURTAINS (1983) match the drapes?" We're here to tell you that sadly, no, the promises made by the poster are left unfulfilled by the end of your watch. The same can't be said for the creepy casting-couch director character played by John Vernon, but sometimes you gotta just accept disappointment on the road to podcast stardom.....

If you're thinking LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988) sounds like a euphemism for a certain piece of naughty anatomy, first off all you're a sicko and second yeah it totally is and this movie is serious camp and a total blast! Between the insane outfits, British comedy (and blasphemy!) and bursts of psychedelia, this is the epitome of a movie-watching "experience." Kudos to Matt for picking this one; y...

Happy Halloween From Horror Movie Night! We are once again doing our annual Horror Movie Night draft this year the topic is movies of any genre that takes place on Halloween! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy almost-Halloween, friends! As is customary at Horror Movie Night, we are celebrating the best day of the year with a family-friendly film but also celebrating the 10-year anniversary of the delightful and ghoulish PARANORMAN (2012). From the fantastic cast to the incredible story and visuals, there's really nothing to not like about this one, unless you hate fun. We stand firm in our pledge...

We had some much fun hanging out in the super-saturated cinema of the millennium that we decided to stick around for another week and talk about our brother's girlfriend's cousin's uncle's story of how one time he heard about someone at his high school who brought a hairless dog home that turned out to be a massive rat! Now we know what you're going to say - that's just an URBAN LEGEND (1998). Wel...

Take a trip back in time to the days of Wicca, goth clubwear in regular clothing rotation, handheld digital camcorders and spiky bedhead hair matched with terrible chin patches. We're stumbling around the woods looking for the BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 (2000)! This film seems to have the unnerving ability to make its viewers enjoy it more with each consecutive watch, so beware - you may end u...

Kid: Mom can we have Addams Family? Mom: We have Addams Family at home Addams Family at home: The Munsters... in color. In celebration of Rob Zombie's new Munsters movie, Matt subjected his cohosts to THE MUNSTERS GO HOME (1966) this week, and while it wasn't a painful watch, it felt more like an extended episode than a cohesive film. Let's see how Rob's version stacks up to it! If you like the sh...

There's a crisp wind in the air, the leaves are turning, you know what time it is... it's FALL BREAK! After years of hemming and hawing about whether to discuss it, we're slashing our way through THE MUTILATOR (1984) and dang we had a good time doing it. This is definitely one of the few times you'll hear us heap praise on a kill comp but hey, we have a long weekend to drink cheap beer, do vaudevi...

Last month at Creature Feature Weekend Matt was asked to moderate a Hocus Pocus reunion panel featuring Omri Katz, Vinessa Shaw and Jason Marsden. Enjoy the audio!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode was recorded LIVE at a Creature Feature Weekend 2022 and features our friends from Camp Nightmare filling in for Scott Roger! We wrap up Listener Submitted Month with a doozy of a pick as we re-evaluate the Nightmare on Elm Street sequel Dream Child. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @...

If you miss the bad old days of painful listener submission episodes, you're in luck because we watched an absolutely terrible movie that sort of has a werewolf in it for a minute or 2 but is mostly about honky tonk and the most somber line-dancing you've ever seen. We subjected ourselves to another Howling entry, this time THE HOWLING: NEW MOON RISING (1995), in which the director/lead actor of t...

Imagine you're an Italian filmmaker in the 80s. You've got 10k to make a sci-fi movie and you aim for Aliens... and then get sidetracked by ripping off Terminator... and your entire cast and crew have never even done a table read. No need to imagine, because that's basically what you get when you watch SHOCKING DARK, aka Terminator 2 (1989)! We finally caved after years of putting off this listene...

Ah, the classic story: boy meets immortal brain-eating slug, boy loves the feel of blue juice injected into his grey matter, boy's life falls apart and his head explodes. If you haven't guessed, we're kicking off Listener Submitted Month with Frank Henenlotter's BRAIN DAMAGE (1988)! It may come as a shock to you, but this movie is a metaphor for drug addiction... Mind-blowing. If you like the show...

If there's one constant in this life, it's Matt Kelly's love for Emily Perkins, and this week he's taking us to visit her as she gets off the sauce in GINGER SNAPS 2: UNLEASHED (2004). Ever wondered what Girl, Interrupted would be like if the girl was slowly becoming a werewolf? Well wonder no more, because that's sort of what we've got going on here. Also, check out Matt's clever Disney+ connecti...

Some questions will forever remain unanswered, like why idiots in northern states fly the Confederate flag in 2022, or why 2001 MANIACS (2005) wasn't released 4 years earlier and why Kyle punished his cohosts with this pick. Not even Robert Englund himself can save this Sherman's March of a flick, nor the gratuitous amount of nudity on display... It's just a whole lotta ick for your hosts this wee...

Sometimes all it takes for the nerdy guy to become the cool guy is a killer car. Get it? A KILLER CAR?? What we're trying to say here is that John Carpenter's adaption of Stephen King's book CHRISTINE (1980) is about a murderous automobile. While relatively bloodless (in true King adaption fashion), this one rules and is arguably one of the best big screen King movies as well as a damn fine entry...

Bookending last week’s exploitative tongue-twister pick, we’re heading to the lanes with another mouthful: SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (1988). This movie features a lot of nudity, a possibly offensive goblin, a fully-clothed Linnea Quigley and basically no plot to speak of… so we had our work cut out for us. We may have wasted our wishes on a cohesive discussion, let’s see what Unc...

The world needs more masc Mary Sues in film and Kyle is on a mission to bring this very specific trope into the public eye with his pick of the insane BUTCHER BAKER NIGHTMARE MAKER (1981). Also known as NIGHT WARNING, the creators obviously had no grasp of how to title a movie, but nevertheless this one has a ton of social commentary to delve into beyond being total camp, delighting all three of y...

If you're anything like Scott, you will watch pretty much any movie featuring heavy Irish accents, and if so, this week's pick is just for you! We watched the Emerald Isle export GRABBERS (2012) as it's finally a decade old and the perfect vintage for the show. Thrill to people fighting imaginary enemies, questionable CGI and of course Scott's terrible brogue on another episode of Horror Movie Nig...

After all these years, we may finally be scraping the bottom of the proverbial chum bucket for Jaws ripoffs because Matt subjected us to a truly terrible one: 1979's Corman creature feature UP FROM THE DEPTHS. Written, acted, directed AND edited as comedy, it was re-cut afterwards to lean into the horror, leaving us with a mess of a movie, but we manage to keep our heads above water and catch a gr...

After the last 2 episodes, we've decided that the great outdoors are too scary, so we holed up inside with BRAINSCAN (1994)! If you've been dying to watch Edward Furlong shuffle along like a bozo as Great Value Freddy Krueger cracks awful jokes, then you're in luck because that's pretty much the whole movie. Oh and Primus. If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNP...

In place of our usual episode this week we're running our END OF YEAR 7 CELEBRATION! Enjoy an hour of memories covering some of the best moments from episodes 300-350 If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe! Email us at HMNPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on social media! Twitter: @HMNPodcast Instagram: @HMNPodcast Facebook Group:  Horror Movie Night Podcast | FacebookDonate to our Pa...

Summer is in full swing and the air is filled with flying monsters out for blood - the perfect time to net a big ol discussion of MOSQUITO (1995)! If you like giant bug monsters draining dumb humans, this is the film for you. Also the film for you if you thought Gunnar Hansen didn't get enough chainsaw screen time between 2 TCM films and Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.  If you like the show, be sure t...

This week we find ourselves awash on the desolate shores of Scotland surrounded by non-Scottish actors and THE worst prop monster of all time as we discuss 1981's THE LOCH NESS HORROR. There's not much to say about this forgotten stinker that Matt assailed us with, but we somehow found a way to do so anyway! We're just 3 white dudes with a podcast talking crypto...zoology. If you like the show, be...