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Meg and Mason kick things off with a chat about the Super Bowl and Valentine's Day! What are these two single gals up to this year? A whole lot of nothin. Then, we dive into some crazy Reddit dream stories. The first dream explores desires and disappointment, while the second takes a more whimsical and surreal turn—featuring birds flying on broomsticks in space, a dark amalgamation monster, and ev...

We kick off the Ep. with a quick life check-in (send some love to your girls y'all). Then, we break down the release of Lady Gaga's brand-new single, "ABRACADABRA" 🪄✨—sharing our first impressions and the buzz surrounding it. Later, we dive into the hilarious early 2000s mockumentary, Best in Show 🏆🐶—which you may be shocked to know MEG HAD NEVER SEEN. We're skipping dream interpretations this...

Mason breaks down the latest in pop culture—from Academy Award-nominated bros Jeremy Strong and Kieran Culkin's starkly different responses to their Oscar nods, to Carrie Underwood's cringey performance in D.C. Then, settle in for a dream deep-dive: Meg shares her nocturnal adventure about rescuing her parents' sweet Westie Jack mix, Sebastian. It's a short, relaxed episode—so grab a blanket, get...

Join Mason and Meg for their second remote episode as they dive deep into reality TV and share too much about their lives. First up, they tackle the hit competition show "The Traitors," hosted by Alan Cumming , and pose a burning question: are you a Traitor or a Faithful ? Next, Meg relives her experience of learning to drive a school bus at 16 . Finally, brace yourself for Mason's wild dream anal...

This episode is a bit different — it's our first remote podcast! The first half of the pod we talk about the LA fires and Mason's experience navigating the chaos of the past two weeks. We dive into the looming possibility of a TikTok ban and explore the mass migration to a new Chinese social media app, Rednote. There is also a fair amount of dating gossip — mostly on Mason's part. It's a very cozy...

Strap in for Mason's passionate pitch for the wildly popular fairy smut series A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Then Meg introduces us to the soulful sounds of up-and-coming singer Lola Young, sharing some lyrics from one of her most popular songs Messy  (it's blowing up on TikTok!!). Things take a whimsical turn when the ladies interpret a dream from Meg's mom about casually bumping...

Happy 2025! Meg and Mason ring in the New Year with fresh resolutions, analyze a questionable TikTok-famous Muppet, and break down a dream from Meg's dad—Horizontal's first Baby Boomer submission! Pour yourself a beverage, grab a blanket, and sprawl into the new year with the gals at Horizontal. 💖

This special holiday episode of Horizontal is full of surprises. The gals exchange gifts and open up about relationship dealbreakers—including families breaking into song or reciting the Pledge of Allegiance before dinner. Next, it's time to dive deep into the weird world of TikTok's Doorknob Girl and her wildly bizarre crafting videos. Finally, the ladies interpret a listener's dreams about feeli...

Part 2 with actor and singer, Drew Carr! This week on Horizontal, we explore the fantastical world of TikTok's latest viral siren—Squishy (@thesquishycollective), who gently serenades us with the intensity of an evil mermaid avenging her only child's death. Then Drew peels back the layers of his psyche, unraveling the meaning behind his dreams about death. And finally, stick around for an existent...

This special episode of Horizontal features our very first in-person guest—Drew Carr! Drew is one of Mason's high school best friends, a talented actor and singer now living in New York City. Drew gets horizontal with the gals to spill the tea on his child acting career, including his big break on Criminal Minds. Things get spicy as Drew reads down his ex and we dive into the latest drama surround...

This Thanksgiving, Horizontal serves up questionable family traditions, holiday anxiety, and a side of Xanax turkey (the secret to survival). Meg fangirls over creator Jason Rodelo and his chaotic dance crew, then Mason unpacks her mom's dream about the family starving on Thanksgiving. Get horizontal with your favorite gals and join the movement of non-movement! 💖

This week on Horizontal, Meg and Mason share an astrology chat, revealing Mason's deep-seated anger issues, and they uncover Meg's Hogwarts House (Hufflepuff with Ravenclaw tendencies). Next, they break down the viral Temu croissant lamp TikTok 🥐✨ , take a closer look at Temu shopping trends, and discuss why the site is trashy with a capital T. Then, things get spooky—Mason and Meg interpret a l...

In this episode, Meg and Mason dive into the viral phenomenon of TikTok superstars The Rizzler and Big Justice, unpacking their internet fame and the trends shaping youth culture today. Meg shares a personal dream about being late to the airport, sparking a dream interpretation about anxiety and the symbolism of time. The ladies also discuss staying positive during tough times, finding humor in ex...

Happy Halloween! In this spooky episode, Mason and Meg venture into the wonderfully bizarre world of Grey Gardens . Join them in a charming cosplay of Big Edie and Little Edie Beale — once-glamorous New York socialites who found themselves living in a crumbling Hamptons mansion. Their eccentric lives inspired not only a cult classic documentary but also a movie, play, and TV sketches. We wrap up w...

In this episode of Horizontal, hosts Meg and Mason dissect the viral social media chaos brought on by Hurricanes Helene and Milton. Then, brace yourselves as they resurrect a middle school poem, "The Bite of the Cold Air," where they reflect on the first cold day of fall with all the angst of a tween discovering seasonal change for the first time. To wrap things up, unwind with a soothing guided v...

This week we dive into a fun TikTok scam that Meg recently experienced.  Then we're joined by renowned computer science Professor Wintin to uncover the depths of the modern social media scam. Later we interpret a listener dream about burning cupcakes and successfully cooking bacon. We'll wrap it up with another classic guided meditation. 

Mason and Meg unravel the gripping saga of the internet's most lovable new celebrities — Moo Deng the hippo and Pesto the Penguin. Who are they? Why are they famous? And most importantly, WHERE can we buy their merch? Then, we dissect a listener's dream in which the streets of LA inexplicably morph into purple goo. And finally, we take you on a riveting, improvised guided visualization involving a...

In this episode, we bravely revisit the cinematic masterpiece that is The Twilight Saga . Hosts Mason and Meg engage in a civil but urgent debate: Team Edward vs. Team Jacob. Will their grown-up perspectives add any sense to the chaos that gripped Twilight fans 16 years ago? No. Next, they dive into a dream interpretation, tackling a listener's peculiar dream about streets awash with purple goo. T...

Settle in as Mason and Meg deliver another riveting episode from the heart of lounge culture. This week, we explore the hottest new Reality TV show The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives . Discover how these women are subtly dismantling the patriarchy, one passive-aggressive Tiktok at a time. Next, we delve into a listener's campfire robbery dream, which teaches us that life's small pleasures are worth...

This week Mason and Meg journey down an internet rabbit hole for the books: The Gnome War. Discover how one viral video blossomed into the epic saga of Gnomes vs. Knights. Then, we dive into the most unhinged TikTok breakup where an average Joe publicaly shames his cheating ex-wife. Finally, the hosts interpret two perplexing listener dreams -- one near infidelity and one swept away by a storm. Tu...

Join Mason and Meg as they dive into the latest TikTok trend, "Coffee Coffee Dingle Dingle," brought to you by the enigmatic Marty Miller. Discover how even the Teletubbies couldn't resist jumping on this viral bandwagon and why Gen Z is now running corporate TikTok accounts with the subtlety of a bipedal lobster chasing a gay man down the PCH. Stick around as they dissect two listener dreams: one...

Mason and Meg take a trip down memory lane, sharing the story of how we became childhood best friends and how we created the Horizontal Podcast almost 20 years later. We deep dive into the recent TikTok trend, "Demure", exploring what it means and how it took over internet culture. Later, we get personal by interpreting two of our own dreams, blending dream analysis with a just a skosh of humor. G...