Caroline Crawford Patterson

Honey We're Home

Society EN ↓ 82 episodes

Welcome to Honey We’re Home, a not too serious show for the girlies building their lives — and their brands — with intention. Host Caroline Crawford Patterson sits down with female founders, friends, and creatives to talk candidly and get to the messy middle of friendship, business, beauty, and what it really looks like to build a meaningful life in your 20s and 30s, deconstructing some narratives along the way.  Whether you’re navigating married life, building a brand, or just trying to find your people, this show is your weekly reminder that you’re not alone. With unfiltered conversations, p...

Author

Caroline Crawford Patterson

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Society

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Latest episode

Oct 3, 2025

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Episodes

What Are We Wearing This Summer? 11.06.2024

It's officially summer in the city, and the girlies are sweaty but happy. The question on the top of all of our minds: are we actually wearing capri pants this summer? This week the girly pops get in to the nitty gritty of what’s "in" and how tf we’re supposed to style peplum and jelly sandals without looking like we're Phil of the Future straight from 2009. Niki is in love with track pants while...

Honey Everyone Around Us is Having Babies 04.06.2024

Honeys, we’re BAAAAACK, and we’re talking sh*t. It’s been a hot minute since Nicole and Caroline were in the studio together, so obviously there’s a lot of tea to spill. From Caro’s European escapades with Taylor Swift to Nicole’s trip back to her hometown country roots (she grew up in a corn field), there’s a full month of crazy happenings to revisit. The girls end with discussing their current b...

Hot Mom 101 feat. Jenna Hunt (Nicole's Sis) 28.05.2024

Honeys, class is in session. Nicole's in the studio this week with one of our most highly-requested guests: her elderly sister, Jenna. Fresh off of a wild night out in the city, the Pellegrino girls get right into chatting all things motherhood. They discuss mom guilt, never feeling like you're good enough, postpartum depression, trying to maintain energy as a boy mom, "having it all" as a working...

Compromising On Where To Live With Your Partner 21.05.2024

Today's episode is fun because the girlies are fresh off of a day in the sun. They start off by going all over the place in the best way possible, chatting about how sometimes you have to treat men like toddlers (JK, but are we?), having revelations through reiki, and how we make life plans then the universe laughs. That leads into a great discussion about how to compromise and choose where to liv...

How To Handle Mean Girls in Friend Groups 14.05.2024

Once again, the girlies are doing their best this week. Today's episode starts off quite giggly with Niki and Caro catching up about dressing like tweens, living with men, and painting their childhood bedrooms. They then share recs of the week which are ofc related to looking beautiful. Finally, they have answer a listener email about combatting mean girls in a friend group, which leads to a reall...

Dealing with Post-Wedding Depression and Demanding Brides 07.05.2024

Today's episode is a little shorter than usual (let us know if you like that though, k??) because Nicole was running late but then suddenly showed up in full glam. Caro used the time without her wisely by talking about Taylor Swift. The girls then get in to answering a lengthy but important email about a bride who's putting all of her loved ones to WORK instead of hiring wedding vendors. They then...

Honey, Mike's Finally Home! 30.04.2024

On today's episode, Nicole is joined by special guest Mike (aka Prop). We get to know alllll the details about Mike that he's never shared with the internet, including how he's always longed for a brother, his top 3 favorite tv shows, how he manifested his dream job, and what it's like being with a partner who's always on her phone. Nicole challenges Mike to dig deep and tell her what he REALLY lo...

Jet Set with Christina (traveling w/ kids, choosing a “forever home”, & why waiting for kids might be overrated) 23.04.2024

On this episode, the girlies cuddle up (virtually) to the wonderful travel blogger and business woman, @jetsetchristina (aka Christina Haisfield). Niki and Caro pick her brain on the best tips got traveling with kids, including the best locations to take them, and what age is the easiest. They chat about how to pick the right place to "settle down", and why thinking of it as temporary helps you ma...

Dealing With Crazy Mothers In Law (Horror Stories) 16.04.2024

On this week's episode, we're discussing the highly requested topic of mothers in law. Some of you have a wonderful relationship with your MILs (good for you), however for most of you, that's not the case (and that's OK). Before getting into the crazy stories, the girlies kick it off with affordable recs of the week. Then they go through your MIL horror story submissions which are quite literally...

Handling Finances In Your Marriage 09.04.2024

In this episode Caro gets slightly vulnerable about what REALLY led to her quitting her job and how it’s actually been since doing so. Niki goes through what she’s learned so far - and one factor obviously being finances, leads the girls to finally talk about exactly how that goes down in each of their households and get transparent about what they feel like they haven’t figured out yet. Are thing...

Staying Sane On Family Vacations 02.04.2024

On this week’s episode, Nicole recaps her family trip to Florida since she and Mike have the totally one of a kind unique perspective of being the only DINK couple on the vacation (double income no kids, duh). Caro has a freak-out at the mere thought of one of her younger sisters potentially having a future baby before her, and Nicole calms her down by telling her that her world is going to get be...

What Are The Rules of Bachelorette Parties? 26.03.2024

The gals love a girls trip/bachelorette party, and they’re gonna tell you exactly why. Takeaways are: don’t forget to vibe check yourself, take a moment when you need it, ride the banana boat when you see it, and sleep when you get home (it’s a marathon, ladies). Caro has decided she’s not joining the no-drinking bandwagon and Niki goes in to why the bandwagon might actually be for her. A true tal...

How Do Our Parents’ Divorces Affect Our Relationships? 19.03.2024

This week's episode is about everyone's favorite topic for a relationships podcast: DIVORCE. The girlies both have the pleasure of coming from blended households with divorced parents. Caroline's been to therapy for it, and Nicole has never once confronted her feelings about the topic (shocker), so you're in for a wild ride with this one. They cry, they laugh, they get way too deep and vulnerable,...

Honey We're Keeping The Spark Alive feat. the Shrink Chicks 12.03.2024

This week the girls are joined by everyone's favorite relationship/sex therapists and hosts of the Shrink Chicks podcast, Emmalee Bierly and Jennifer Chaiken. Em and Jen answer all of our burning questions, from "how do I keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship?" to "how do I maintain desire with my partner?" and "how do I set boundaries with my in-laws?" and beyond. Consider this episode...

Honey We're Being Confident AF 05.03.2024

On this week's episode, the girls chat all things getting older. Why is it that society tries to make us feel not as "hot" when we get married? Or how about the identity crisis you go through in your late 20s/early 30s when -- God forbid -- your body starts to change? This episode gets deep and while it lasts long, it's so much fun that it somehow still flies by in no time (the same amount of time...

Honey We're Chatting About Chores and Porn 27.02.2024

This week the girls get into a highly requested topic: the division of labor in relationships. We might not be in the 1930s anymore Lucy, but something tells us we will never escape this issue. After debriefing on games, podcasts and personal thoughts on the issue, Caro and Niki get to the uncomfortable meat of if a listener should confront her husband after discovering his online habits, which of...

Honey Our Friends Are In Different Life Stages 20.02.2024

In this episode the girls go even deeper in to friendships, and the complexities that come with growing up through different life stages together. Some of us are married, some of us are single, and some of us are even going through divorces, but one thing is for sure–we're all in different places. Figuring out how to maintain our relationships with friends, despite different phases of life, isn’t...

Honey We're Expecting Roses on Valentine's Day 13.02.2024

Between the Swift (oops “super”) Bowl and Valentine’s Day, it’s a busy week for all the girlies. Caro and Niki talk best, worst and most hilarious Valentine's day stories, including the year that everyone got the wrong flowers and shower-cried, girlfriend vs. wife energy, and expectations that they have no intentions of apologizing for. They end with Love or War: Valentine’s Day edition and Galent...

Honey We're Raising City Kids with @kristiipartyof6 06.02.2024

This week the girls are joined by the guest they’ve been referencing on *literally* every episode, the one and only @kristipartyof6 (and soon to be party of 7!). Kristi talks all about her blended family, her pregnancy journey thus far, and how she met the love of her life. She then shares the pros and cons of raising kids in nyc (hint: it’s a major grind), and how she’s able to get it all done wh...

Honey What's In Our Self Care Routine? 30.01.2024

self care is anything you do for yourself that makes you feel good! whether that's botox, acupuncture, going on a podcast walk or playing a 5 minute meditation. if it makes you smile, the girls are all for it. in this episode listen to the in's and out's of self care for 2024, caroline and nicole dish up every thing they've ever tried (including sound baths), their holy grails of skincare products...

Honey, John's Home! Let's Chat Date Night Theory & Interracial Marriage (FEAT. Caro's Husband) 23.01.2024

the proof is in the pudding so the girls decide to interview their husbands for the most relevant perspective on HWH's favorite subjects. Starting with Caroline and her husband, John, this episode is all about date night theories and ideas, the karma of ick of the week, navigating interracial marriage and so much more. Caroline asks John the hard questions, like why does he hate Christmas and what...

Honey We Have Seasonal Depression 16.01.2024

Are you there, universe? It's us and we need some f*cking help right about now. On this week's episode, the girlies catch up on the chaotic month that is January 2024. From Nicole's dog's medical emergency to Caroline's seasonal depression, the new year is truly unhinged, so if you're feeling the same way, just know that you're not alone. After the girls chat about how to support each other when y...

Honey The In Laws Are Driving Us Crazy 09.01.2024

you choose your spouse but you don't always choose the package deal they come with. some of us have found our way into the loving arms of our MILs, while others, not so much... listen along for some of the craziest in law scenarios that have made their way to the girls inboxes and as always, some advice you just might not want to take about boundaries and flexibility when it comes to your spouse's...

Honey when should we have babies? 02.01.2024

Are you ready for it?? Literally… is anyone ever? Between prepping for a baby, being able to provide for them, and wondering what and whose timeline you’re supposed to be on, the girlies love to excite each other for babyhood and then send themselves into spiraling fear, all in one breath. But nothing can’t be fixed by a game of love and war (dad edition of course) because in the end we’re all hon...

Honey Space is Tight 26.12.2023

Sometimes growing up means you finally get a tv in your bedroom.. especially when the only places to go are there or the kitchen. The girls talk about space being tight in this era and if it’s a millennial curse. Why going home to your parents means you have a house and yard to roam in lieu of your charming but cramped one bedroom apartment, how money plays a factor, and a game of love and war tha...

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