Honey We're Home

Helloooo Honeys. We're back this week with our first ever virtual episode, since the holiday season has us running around like chickens with our heads cut off. We recap our Thanksgivings, and chat about visiting in-laws and families' houses over the holidays. Is it OK to keep a bunch of stuff at your in-laws? Is it messed up to bring your dog to your families' house, even though they're allergic?...

Honeys this is a GOOD conversation. On today's episode, we have the incredible honor of chatting with Ilana Dunn Solomon, host of the popular relationships podcast, Seeing Other People. She's vulnerable and real with us about feeling the pressures that the early marriage stage of life brings: Do we need to be buying houses? Should we be starting families? Why does it feel like everyone around us i...

Ho Ho Ho Honeys, it's officially the holiday season. Nicole's wearing a see-through formal dress, and Caro's wearing sweats (so off-brand for us). We kick off the episode with a discussion about about how men shouldn't care what women wear. Then we talk about our Thanksgiving plans, and how Caro is already stressed about the holidays. We then do our very first Honey Hotline voicemail, answering th...

Welcome back Honeys!! We're exhausted yet thriving. Today's episode starts off with over-analyzing the art of napping, followed by an interesting theory about how you can tell a lot about a relationship by the types of instagram reels you're sending each other. We then get into airing your wildest confessions in our new segment: Dirty Laundry. From hooking up with your bosses to attending sex part...

Aaaaand we're back again with another episode this week. After we briefly recap our wholesome Halloweens, Caro recaps her girls trip staycation and talks about why the "flow" of the weekend is so important. We then get into the good stuff where we answer a listener email about telling your friend who's going through IVF that you're expecting. The mantra for this episode is know your audience. Hint...

On today’s episode of Honey We’re Home, Nicole is sharing the status of her fertility journey with you all. After some quick housekeeping items up top, they get right into it (well, after a couple disclaimers of course). Nicole talks about when she and her husband started trying to conceive, and about their decision to finally start the embryo freezing process as they now head into their second cy...

Welcome back honeys. Today's episode kicks off with Nicole getting hacked. After some quick catching up and talking about one of our fav subjects (plastic surgery), the episode takes an unexpected turn in to one of the best topics yet: Women are expected to expand throughout life, but do we expect the same from men? Between the mental and physical loads women have to bear, we are basically superhu...

We're back this week with the one and only Kellee Khalil, founder & CEO of Loverly and host of the Loverly Wedding Planning Podcast. This episode is a must-listen for any current moms, anyone planning to be a mom one day, or anyone who just loves fascinating stories about motherhood from a badass all around human. We talk about the notion of "having it all" as a mom, how nyc hustle culture can...

Happy Spooky SZN, Honeys! What's the scariest thing of all?? Men who are having babies that don't understand what all goes into it! JK, we wouldn't know (yet), but our bada$$ mama listeners sure do, and this episode was driven by you all. We start off by giving you Halloween costume ideas. Some may be a bit basic, but who says that's a bad thing? Then we read the most hilarious listener submission...

Honeys, we're officially in our 30s. Which is great, we're more mature (sort of), more confident, and have more money than we did in our 20s. However, both decades still have one thing in common: becoming an adult during them sucks. It's hard sometimes. In this episode, we give updates on both of our moving situations (Nicole found a place! Caro, still up in the air), and we play a fun game of f*c...

We're back for another fun solo episode, and this time we're celebrating "Golden Husbands" for a change. We have an email from a listener all about how her husband is basically perfect, and we give her easy tips for how she can show her appreciation (hint: the #1 tip is just to be herself bc let's face it, he's lucky to be married to her anyway). Then we get into fun questions about each other to...

Honeys, it's officially Fall and we're making sure you're READY to not let it pass you by. Chaotic summer is over and we're buckling down and cleaning out our apartments, room by f*cking room. It's time for Sunday reset and rot sessions. Today's episode is your ultimate guide to Q4, meant to motivate you to absolutely slay your life until the end of 2024. We're telling you what to do, buy, watch,...

Honeys, this episode gets prettyyyy deep. We start with recapping Caro's birthday week and why it's important to be a good friend on your friend's birthday, and how Nicole won MVP of the week by simply sending bagels. We then get giddy about Fall and spooky season approaching, and no it's not too early for that ok? We also talk shows that we're watching right now (Love Island, Tell Me Lies, and Th...

Honeys, we're finally doing it (no pun intended). We're finally delving more into the topic of sex (Caroline is sweating, but Nicole's forcing the topic because it's important). Before we get into the sex talk, we discuss an email from a listener whose husband decided to tell her that he's changed his mind about wanting kids. The classic bait and switch. Nicole found a game in her TV credenza call...

Honeys, we’re kind of all over the place today (in the best way possible). Today’s episode kicks off with a continuation of the discussion around the listener email about getting married for a green card, since we have new info! Nicole and Caro have their first mini fight on the pod, which is exciting for you all because it makes for great content. They then discuss beauty and coffee-related recs...

Honeys, we did it. We finally had one of our long-awaited guests on: Intuitive, Podcaster, and Author, Nikki Novo. Despite Nicole referring to her as a "psychic" to long time listeners, Nikki is actually a spiritual advisor and intuitive reader. As the creator of the Soul Reading Method and author of Soul Led Living, Nikki has a goal of helping her clients find clarity and purpose in their path's,...

Honeys, we're finally home. No but actually, the girls have been apart for what feels like a century because Nicole was running amok in Spain and London for the past 2.5 weeks since she's childless and (corporate) jobless. Caro catches her up on what she's missed, including Sonny Angels and the giant river in France. They then recap Nicole's trip and chat all about the pros and cons of traveling w...

There's a special guest this week and it is none other than John Albert Patterson III, Caro's witty husband, back for round two. No stranger to coming on the show, John and Caroline skip the meet cute (go to their first joint episode, Honey, John's Home, for all that good stuff and then come back!) and they get straight in to audience burning questions. After a quick recap of All About John, a Bal...

This is the first episode of "Ladies Who Lunch", an ongoing series where the girlies interview people they are obsessed with in real life and online over their favorite drinks, all to have a little laugh and maybe get a good story or a solid piece of life advice along the way. Their first guest is the electric and lovable Jenna Bycoff, the founder and designer of bridal streetwear brand, Bridemerc...

Happy Freaking Tuesday. Caro read One Italian Summer and listened to Taylor's Swift surprise song set in Gelsenkirchen and decided just because she's married it doesn't mean she can't fall in love again. It's the summer of "sexy dates" - which are basically "engates" (engaged-dates) for washed up married girlies like ourselves. The real tea comes from audience tips, who are proof that this theory...

Today's episode addresses everyone's favorite topic: MONEY. Caro and Niki decide to sign up for painting classes because wall art is too expensive (let's see if they'll actually follow through with it though). Then, they talk about what they'd be doing if they could work for fun and not for money (lol, goals). The rest of the episode is spent discussing an email from a MOH who's bride friend is as...

This week’s episode is a little shorter than usual, because summer is busy and time is of the essence for all! The girlies start off by addressing the elephants in the room: Niki’s fresh lip filler (only half a syringe) and Caro’s violent hangover. Then they chat about future baby nursery themes because it’s never too early to start visualizing those for your unborn children. They end the episode...

The elephant in the room is that caro got obliterated online last week and the girlies aren’t feeling GREAT about it. Caro might have handled it with jokes but she unpacks the unpleasantness and emotional breakdown behind what really happened and Niki threatens to go to battle in her honor - because all facades down, it isn’t pleasant being up against millions of bullies behind screens, no matter...

Today's episode is a fun catch up. If you really want to spice things up, let's play a little game: drink every time one of the girls says "involved". They start out by talking about which brands have a chic aesthetic, and which are made to cater to Crossfit men. Then, get discuss how it's important to set expectations early on with your partner about how involved (drink!) you want them to be in y...

Are there boundaries when it comes to bonding with the people you work with? The gals start out with a banger as caro recalls a surprise encounter with a naked gentleman in her building last week. But meat of this week's episode, however, is all about making (and keeping?) work friends - and how close is too close when it comes to your spouse and a work friend of the opposite sex? Work friends can...