Hometown Has-Beens

We are celebrating a full year of podcasting by compiling some of the best moments from the show's first year! This is part five of the five part series. Now is a great time to share the podcast with new listeners as we highlight some of our funniest, most embarrassing, and most laughable moments! As always we greatly appreciate your support and we look forward to bringing you new content in A...

We are celebrating a full year of podcasting by compiling some of the best moments from the show's first year! This is part four of the five part series. Now is a great time to share the podcast with new listeners as we highlight some of our funniest, most embarrassing, and most laughable moments! As always we greatly appreciate your support and we look forward to bringing you new content in A...

We are celebrating a full year of podcasting by compiling some of the best moments from the show's first year! This is part three of the five part series. Now is a great time to share the podcast with new listeners as we highlight some of our funniest, most embarrassing, and most laughable moments! As always we greatly appreciate your support and we look forward to bringing you new content in...

We are celebrating a full year of podcasting by compiling some of the best moments from the show's first year! This is part two of the five part series. Now is a great time to share the podcast with new listeners as we highlight some of our funniest, most embarrassing, and most laughable moments! As always we greatly appreciate your support and we look forward to bringing you new content in Au...

We are celebrating a full year of podcasting by compiling some of the best moments from the show's first year! This is part one of the five part series. Now is a great time to share the podcast with new listeners as we highlight some of our funniest, most embarrassing, and most laughable moments! As always we greatly appreciate your support and we look forward to bringing you new content in Au...

This week the Has-Beens got together for another late night pod recording that brought a lot of laughter. The Has-Beens discuss Bigfoot vlogs, hotels, playlist recommendations, the breaking 30 challenge, and more. Some stories include Jason versus more wild animals, Ryan goes to the zoo, Ben gets an ace in disc golf, and Chris breaks the fire alarm. Don't forget to subscribe and share the podc...

This week is the shortest episode to date for the Has-Beens but the stories told are pure gold. The guys discuss Jason being a terrible shot with a pistol, Bob goes to dog court, and Ryan is a bad father. Even though the episode is short, it is full of laughter! For questions or advertising inquiries email us hometownhasbeens@gmail.com. Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast. Be sure to f...

This week the Has-Beens were all over the place with their conversations. Discussions included magic tricks, powder puff, distracted driving, cigar shops, zombies, and more. The pod also announces an even with Georgia Professional Wiffle Ball and stick around for the post-roll to hear a story about Ben seeing Tom Hanks. For questions or advertising inquiries email us hometownhasbeens@gmail.com. Do...

The Has-Beens discussing a variety of topics, none of which seem to be related. This week Ben & Jason tell their survival story, Ryan critiques prayer lists, and Chris loses a chicken. Other topics include, the pope, newspapers, snake encounters, blind dogs, and a brief mention of Chris fighting a monster. For questions or advertising inquiries email us hometownhasbeens@gmail.com. Don't fo...

For the first time in 14 episodes, all of the Has-Beens are on the podcast! This week the reunited friends discuss golf stories, snakes, Billy the Exterminator, bald eagles, owls attacking bald guys, YouTube, Braves games, and more. The energy is different this week and there is a plethora of laughs! For questions or advertising inquiries email us hometownhasbeens@gmail.com. Don't forget to su...

This week Ryan, Chris, and Jason bring you some funny encounters and recent experiences. Topics include, chaperoning prom, Chris' problem with loud music, Waffle House, paying it forward, improper urinal usage, and things seen at a Longhorn. Ryan's faith in humanity is restored this week and the guys keep talking about Jason's tan line. For questions or advertising inquiries email us h...

This week the trifecta (Ryan, Chris, & Jason) talk a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing. Topics include, getting older, shoes, Dad fashion, Valentine's Day gifts, executive orders, Ryan shares literary terms, Chris fights a monster, Jason sends a pic to the group chat, and Ben joins the pod for all of 30 seconds. For questions or advertising inquiries email us hometownhasb...

This week is a tripod with Ryan, Chris and Jason. The three Has-Beens discuss Pirates of the Caribbean, reality TV, audio books, parenting, movie quotes, and Ryan tells us why he lost faith in humanity at a Chick Fil A. This episode also features a an impromptu phone call from Chris mid pod. We want to hear your stories, comments, questions, etc. Give us a call and leave a voicemail for the chance...

This is an extended episode with Ryan & Jason holding down the first portion of the podcast with the return of Ben & Chris for the remainder of the show! This week the Has-Beens discuss misinterpreted characteristics, suppressing emotions, arguing with people that are definitely wrong, awareness months, & annoying traits of couples. The end of the episode features Something About Jason...

This week Ryan & Jason discuss a hilarious encounter brought on by Ryan's parenting style, someone offensively overshares, grocery store complaints, and more hilarious tidbits. This episode also includes a challenge to the listeners! We want to hear your stories, comments, questions, etc. Give us a call and leave a voicemail for the chance to hear it on the podcast 706-352-9460 For questio...

This week the better half of the Has-Beens (Ryan & Jason) discuss a grievance of Jason's, lost keys, actors that don't age, PDA, offensive doppelgangers, and the other side of things people fuss about. We want to hear your stories, comments, questions, etc. Give us a call and leave a voicemail for the chance to hear it on the podcast 706-352-9460 Check out our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Ben is back this week! The trio discusses weird sayings, car wash scams, women's shampoo, barber shops, and the good ol days. This episode also features Ryan observing a birthday party, Ben explains why humanity peaked in the 90's, Jason does a Forrest Gump impression, and the Has-Beens plan an RV road trip. We want to hear your stories, comments, questions, etc. Give us a call and leave a...

This week Ryan and Jason bring you a quality episode! The two Has-Beens discuss analog clocks, playing in the street, family photos, standing on principle, traveling salesmen, setting a precedent, 2:00 am chicken nuggets, and Ryan gives another confession of a loving father & bad parenting advice. We want to hear your stories, comments, questions, etc. Give us a call and leave a voicemail for...

This week Ryan and Jason bring back the first guest of the podcast, Forrest Garner, for another appearance. The three talk about reality TV, signs of aging, things that grind our gears, Ryan's relentless attempts to attack Forrest, and Ryan offends a lot of people with a little segment called, "You look like a guy who." Check out our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ . For questions or advertising inquiries...

The better half of the Has-Beens are back again with special guest Kevin Gaines. This week the trio discuss Ryan's terrible work ethic in high school, what irritates us on social media, technology, concerts, pranks, forgetfulness...again, and how Coach Gaines wishes he could've taught Jason instead of Ryan. This was a fun one for us to bring on a big fan of the podcast and a man who made a...

This week Ryan and Jason talk with Derek Chitwood, owner of Peach State Pride. The trio discuss growing up in smalltown Georgia, parenting, sports, business, and embarrassing moments. This episode has video to accompany over on our YouTube Channel. Checkout Derek's companies Peach State Pride & Empire South . Big shoutout to this week's sponsor the new novel from Scholastic Press Gut R...

This week Ryan and Jason sit down with the owner of Peach State Lite and honorary Has-Been, Jake Sapp. They discuss body shaming, parenting tips, sports, entrepreneurship, and Ryan brings us confessions of a loving father. For our visual fans, we have video accompanying this podcast over on our YouTube channel. Check out Jake's company Peach State Lite ! Check out our merch ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠ . For qu...

This week the Has-Beens minus Ben discuss vehicle maintenance, calling customer service, restaurant wait times, donuts, toll roads, unpaid bills, and Ryan is mistaken for a homeless person. Stick around after the outro for a glimpse into Porter & Sons YouTube Channel. Check out our merch ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ . For questions or advertising inquiries email us hometownhasbeens@gmail.com. Don't forget to subs...

This week Jason issues a retraction statement, Ryan loses his keys, Chris goes to urgent care, and Ben tells us why he is a terrible husband. The Has-Beens also discuss wearing pajamas in public, daycare pickups, taking pictures for people, broken things we don't want to fix, and more that will definitely provide some laughs. Check out our merch ⁠here⁠ . For questions or advertising inquiries...

Today Ryan and Jason sit down with the first ever international guest, Kieffer Hellmeister. The three discuss medical school experiences, Jason getting honked at, Ryan stealing from Golden Pantry, Kieffer's criminal past, NAFTA, Kieffer getting a sunburn, and much more. Check out our merch here . For questions or advertising inquiries email us hometownhasbeens@gmail.com. Be sure to follow Hometown...