Hometown Glory: Spurs x Culture

End of season awards, but unironically: it’s a Spurs Women celebration! Join us as we pay tribute to the team that actually showed up week after week this season, and saved our sanity in the process. All your faves are here: the goals, the games, the players, the intriguing Martin Ho fashion choices. Plus! Our non-exhaustive wish list for next season. Hurry back, ladies, we miss you already. Learn...

It’s your Hometown Glory end of season awards! Kind of. Because apart from us, the fans, for surviving this diabolical, disgusting, never to be mentioned in polite society again season from hell, who or what could possibly deserve a prize? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is it possible to literally die of relief? It went down to the wire, but Tottenham Hotspur are - somehow - still a premier league club. God bless Kevin Danso, Toni Kinsky, and the fans of this beautiful, absurd football club, who never gave up 💙, and may Satan find a place in hell for the celebration police and for whichever official “accidentally” had some trouble with their headset. Learn more...

Here we are then. Potentially our last podcast in the premier league. One more game. One more point. Help us to believe. Spurs Women did what they needed to do, and more, with a final day victory at Brighton including a Toko Koga golazo that reminded us of how beautiful football - and even Tottenham - can be. See you on the other side. Lord have mercy on us all. Learn more about your ad choices. V...

The JUSTICE FOR MATHYS agenda gets a boost, then takes a hit. Billie and Lauren do their very best to talk Rosa off a ledge, and almost succeed. Madders is back and has already done more for the club in 24 hours than nearly everyone else combined. But WHAT will it take to get a win at this cursed stadium??? We celebrate Spurs Women’s end of the season awards, while looking askance at their increas...

Was the hero we needed…everyone? Ash, Lauren and Rosa discuss not just another win, but an actually impressive performance from a team playing actual football. (And thank you for your service, Unai.) We also bid a sad and unwanted farewell to our captain, leader, legend Bethany England. Martin, your plans had better work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We did it! We won a game of league football in 2026! But at what cost? Three points better off but two (more) players down as the psychological torture that is the 2025/26 season continues. The women stopped the rot at the stadium as our faith in Martin is restored (pending information about Beth England’s future). Plus! Billie and Lauren saw the Michael Jackson movie and they, like everyone else,...

Signs of life, or a reanimated corpse? Lauren and Rosa try to process the trauma of having that longed-for win (and the joy of THAT Xavi goal) snatched from them at, not coincidentally, the death. Walk with us as we descend ever deeper into the bowels of hell. If a miracle is coming to save us, please let it be soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So…that’s probably that, then? Bye and thanks for nothing, Tottenham Hotspur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s official: Roberto De Zerbi is the new Tottenham manager, and we’ll just have to make the best of it. Alas, we also need that energy for Spurs Women after their FA Cup exit at Chelsea. We’ll beat them one day. Probably. Surely?? At least Lauren and Rosa can celebrate watching the same show at the same time now that The Pitt is finally - FINALLY - on British telly. We take the wins wherever we...

More managers than home league wins. It’s the end of the Tudor era - but is it the beginning of a new reign of terror? Ash, Lauren and Rosa get into it about Roberto De Zerbi - all of it. Elsewhere, another miserable away NLD for the women and a bad moment for Martin Ho. At least Ash and Lauren might have Jamaica to cheer on in the World Cup? 🙏 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic...

The week that Tottenham fans showed up…but no one else did. The HG crew rank their levels of existential despair after that terrible performance, and wonder where we go from here. Are they really going to hire someone called ADOLF - or someone even worse? Spurs Women offer a glimmer of hope after their latest Bunny Shaw ordeal with the genuine thrill of a new Olivia Holdt contract. Plus! Find out...

Monday morning without a side of existential dread! What a concept. Tottenham showed some fight - at long last - to earn a point at Anfield. A draw has never felt more like a win. Meanwhile, the stadium curse has fully infected the women’s team as they fell to Everton, in a game we’ve all seen approx 1678 times before. Plus! Timmy C has the most Marty Supreme, and therefore the most COYS, Oscars n...

Five goals conceded. Two concussed players. One generationally catastrophic goalkeeping performance. Just another regular week of Tottenham Hotspur. THANK GOD the women are back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Weeks go by. Seasons change. And yet, Tottenham cannot win a game of league football. Lauren and Rosa fight both PGMOL and the yawning abyss, and wonder if it’s time to call it: yes, Tottenham are terrible, but also…is men’s football just over? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week: death and glory. Spurs men plummet to the depths of the abyss while the women fight to the end for victory in the cup. We have an emotional status check in, make battle plans to take on PGMOL, discuss coping mechanisms, and simply cannot choose between all the magnificent performances from Monday night at the Copperjax stadium. But Martin said they didn’t practise penalties????? Learn m...

Johan and Vinai finally found the password to Fabio Paratici’s account, so welcome, Igor Tudor! And farewell Johnny Heitinga, we hardly knew you. History puns, short-lived jobs, little (giant) fires everywhere…a lot to get through for Billie, Lauren and Rosa this week. There’s also the small matter of Spurs Women’s era-heralding 7-3 (that’s SEVEN) defeat of Aston Villa: which of the 6 (SIX) differ...

This is your space for minimal chaos and maximum competence: our monthly Spurs Women deep dive. Have the new signings settled? How will we cope without Clare & Toko in March? Which golazo against West Ham was our favourite? All that, and a Bad Bunny Super Bowl review. Excellence abounds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cuti Romero: hero, villain, both, or neither? Relegation: this season, next season, or the one after? It’s the end of everything and the beginning of nothing: Lauren, Rosa and Tom unpack another frankly insane week in the life of Tottenham Hotspur. Somehow Actual Madonna Ciccone showing up to watch both Spurs Women academy AND Spurs Women at the stadium feels totally normal. (Please buy the club!)...

“Unbelievable, but true and disgraceful”One weekend, two games, three golazos. Xavi has finally arrived. So has Matilda Vinberg? Things on the pitch are looking up! Shame about the most incompetent, inexplicable, embarrassing transfer window yet. We have opinions. And so does our captain, Comrade Cuti Romero. This is the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two games, one point, an utter debacle of a weekend. Lauren and Rosa debate strategies for getting through the rest of the season in the absence of a managerial sacking, show Xavi and his grandma some love, and reset their expectations for Spurs Women. (But miss us with any ‘Dr Tottenham’ labels for Martin Ho’s team.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No, he hasn’t been sacked yet. Billie, Lauren and Rosa hit rock bottom (they hope). Breaking points, personal lows, Solanke vs Tel, potential Dortmund attendance levels…truly, the poisoned chalice that is Tottenham Hotspur runneth over. Meanwhile, Spurs Women show off three more debutants and another dazzling display from Signe Gaupset. Plus! Industry returns and everyone pretends they understand...

Ash, Lauren and Rosa discuss the diverging fortunes of Spurs men and women. On the one hand: the season is over. Injuries are piling up. No discernible transfer strategy in sight. On the other: SIGNE GAUPSET Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New year, same old Spurs - at least as far as the men are concerned. For the women, it’s a bright new day with five - that’s FIVE - signings made this window. The men could quite literally never. Or they could, but it wouldn’t make any difference. Or would it?   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billie, Lauren and Rosa take the positive(s?) from the Palace win, and make their transfer wish lists (in AND out) and COYS resolutions for the year ahead. Because it’s the last pod of the year, we take one last weepy look back at Bilbao, the parade, and all the love we can give this club when it just shows us it cares. And most importantly of all, we dish out our Best of 2025 culture picks.  Host...