Homer’s D’ohnuts!

Homer meets his mother after faking his own death so that he can enjoy his Saturday at home rather than help co-workers collect litter on Mr Burns's stretch of motorway.

Homer hopes an extreme eating binge will help him weigh in at 300 pounds so he can work from the comfort of home.

Faced with Homer's big meat-eating barbecue, Lisa turns to noted vegetarians Paul and Linda McCartney for help.

Bart sells his soul to Milhouse, who swaps it for some ALF pogs, and Moe re-launches the tavern as Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.

Homer and Marge are sent to Bad Parent School when Bart catches head lice and Lisa loses her shoes. The kids are then sent to stay with the Flanders. It's not all bad though; they do get to play endless games of Biblical Bombardment, but then Ned finds out that they haven't been baptized.

Bart auditions to play Fallout Boy when Springfield is chosen as the location for Rainier Wolfcastle's big-screen adaptation of `Radioactive Man', but he comes up a little short.

Mr Burns is found shot and everyone in Springfield has a motive. He stole the school's oil, he injured Santa's Little Helper, he prevented the school from hiring Tito Puentes and he forced Moe's to close down. Mr Burns' mystery attacker is finally revealed. There's a shock confession, and Homer has a clear motive, but could the truth be even more bizarre?

Bart and Homer set out to retrieve Springfield's lemon tree after it's stolen by long-time rivals, Shelbyville.

When Marge becomes a police officer, Homer sees it as an opportunity to flout the law, but unfortunately she's too conscientious.

Homer is sucked into a 3D digital dimension and ends up trapped in the real, non-animated world. Elsewhere, Bart, Lisa and Maggie fight the ghost of Groundskeeper Willie in dreamland, and the Duff Cowboy, Lard Lad and Professor Peanut escape from their billboards for a reign of terror.

Lisa feels her idol Bleeding Gums Murphy is not properly honored at his funeral, to right the wrong she wants to play his album on radio, which costs $500. Meanwhile, Bart chokes on a jagged metal prize from a box of cereal.

Bart is over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad, and then the governors decide to replace the teachers with the PTA, including Flanders and Marge.

Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies that the Simpsons can't control. Mr Burns offers them a home, but he's always fancied a greyhound fur tuxedo.

Lisa meets a mysterious fortune teller who reveals that she'll fall in love with upper-crust English gent Hugh Parkfield at a prestigious university.

Springfield launches a film festival and `Pukahontas', Barney's haunting meditation on his alcoholism, is on course to win. However, panellist Homer prefers Hans Moleman's `Man Getting Hit by Football'.

Homer invests heavily in pumpkins but fails to sell them before Halloween, so he has to ask Patty and Selma to help him meet his mortgage payments.

Bart damages Australian-American relations when a prank phone call goes awry, and must travel down under to receive his punishment.

Heavily in debt to Fat Tony, Krusty agrees to set up a clown college. Homer can't resist the opportunity to change career, but he is so convincing as a clown that Fat Tony mistakes him for Krusty.

Homer explains why there are no pictures of Maggie in the house, and why he had to give up his dream job at the bowling alley.

Homer becomes a member of the Stonecutters secret society. He has to start at the bottom as Number 908, but then Number 1 sees something on Homer's bottom.

When Homer is barred from Moe's he visits an airport bar where he is mistaken for a pilot. The airline offers him free tickets if he promises not to tell anyone that they almost let him fly a plane, but Marge freaks out on the plane and it's up to psychoanalyst Dr Zweig to explain why.

Homer and Grampa take to the road to sell Grampa's miracle passion potion, but old resentments resurface between father and son when they pass by their old house, and Bart and Milhouse wonder where all the grown-ups have gone.

After retrieving a piece of candy stuck to a college co-ed's pants, Homer becomes public enemy number one when the co-ed accuses Homer of touching her butt and the media makes Homer out to be a pervert.

Springfield Elementary hands out Academic Alerts to students who are in danger of failing, and Lisa becomes a student in danger of failing when she gets an Academic Alert for gym class.

Bart falls in love with Reverend Lovejoy's daughter, Jessica. Wanting to impress her, Bart pretends to be polite and mannered, but soon learns that what Jessica really likes about him is that he's a bad, bad boy.