HOLD THE DECORUM

This week we're talking putting Hilary Duff back on the map, Uggs with heels, wtf do athletes carry in their bag, our wish lists, the Wayfair scandal, and so much more. Expression of the week: three sheets to the wind

This week we're talking men celebrating, the Louvre heist, Kyle updates us on the tween drama, reality tv being inhumane, phone peeping, the Clarisonic, credit card scammers, recently used emojis and so much more.

This week we're talking the Rapture, a Laneige class action, Lisa Barlow, Craig Conover being a slug, noise cancelling being a public safety issue, peeing your panties and so much more. Expression of the week: Them's the brakes

This week we're talking Mount Rushmore (again), Crumbl CEO, kids birthday parties, the phonetic alphabet, Cardi b and so much more. Expression of the week: All my eye and Betty Martin

This week we're talking performative outfits, date horror stores, wedding speeches, locking up Larsa Pippen's injector, Mount Rushmore 2.0 and so much more. Expression of the week: Hoist with his own petard

This week we're talking nothing being TMI, morning shed, new Kelly Clarkson lyrics, build a bear, couples settling, and so much more. Expression of the week: She's feeling no pain

We're back and we're boring! Think of this as us warming up our vocal cords, but rest assured: we’re ready to start gracing your ears weekly after our hiatus. This week, we're talking crazy couples, rumour-starting, some john mayer hate, quarter-life crisis, hypergamy(?), and introing our new segment, an advice column!

Disclaimer: The video might only make it to tiktok. Sorry not sorry. This week, we’re introducing a new segment: Dragging Our Husbands . We're chatting about ChatGPT’s climate impact ( what is it? ), justifying our flaws based on our zodiac signs, picking another bone with Service Ontario, city petting zoos, Facebook groups, and a little more. Expression of the week: Wouldn't say boo to a goose

This week we're talking frogs, toe fungus, WAGS, hemorrhoids, Bridgerton, dollar store pregnancy tests, The Chrisley pardon and so much more. Expression of the week: The still frog sees the ripples others miss

This week we're talking emptying cheeks, AI knowing us more than we know ourselves, religion, fall down Fridays™️, botox emergencies, and fashion police. Expression of the week: Cut the Gordian knot

This week we're talking no shave summer, Raising Cane's film festival, ketchup as salad dressing, Omegle, and so much more. Expression of the week: Don't take any wooden nickels

This week we're talking catholic schools, adhd, the Met Gala, high schoolers, punchable people, how to parent, and more. Expression of the week: Throw a cat among the pigeons

This week we're talking travel woes, bad uniforms, the passing of the pope, yoga voices, our red flags (very few), and smelly people. Expression of the week: Teach your grandmother to suck eggs

Happy 420 or Easter!! Whichever you're celebrating. This week, we learn a new expression, chat golf, Katy Perry’s “ride,” rave daughters, Google-style interview questions, celeb lookalikes, and some other stuff.

Sorry for last week's hiatus- we were battling the flu, but we're back and better! This week we briefly transitioned into an educational pod, and then quickly got back to our roots. Jenn needs to put the political content to rest, but we also chat about where the pod name came from, Coachella, playground bullies, and a little teaser for next week's special.

This week we're talking all things vacation prep, uber eats on bikes, viral TikTok, breakouts, and some other stuff.

TLE - Took Long Enough! A wise person once said that perfection is the enemy of success, so we’ve had enough of our test runs- let’s just put something out for our two listeners (thank you!). This is the first of hopefully many episodes, where our only goal is to make you laugh at least once.