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Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat!    Max and Tim loved this movie while John acted like a burnt out 20 year homicide vet and didn’t really care for it because the boys had to wait 2 weeks to actually record this episode.    Pacino’s over the top coke fueled performance keeps you engaged in t...

Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games.    Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images of tits, book worms, old men running, murdering the Irish so they can be your slaves in the afterlife, nefarious wives, the Irish in Africa, Sam Jackson being oddly calm, cross referencing the same pair of tits, and Sean...

The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day!    Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few college kids, forces Jake to smoke PCP at gunpoint, drinks a few beers, and threatens everyone he sees with rape…and that’s all before lunchtime!    If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out...

Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the best actress got semen thrown in her hair: The Silence of the Lambs!   The boys talk about crappy southern accents, Lector eyeing that pen like Tim eyeing the last egg roll, Joe Dirt, Buffalo Bill’s fatal flaw being that h...

No new ep this week, just Dr Dan. Enjoy

Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected!    Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No worries we did it for you!      If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram , Facebook and  Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com  

It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow!     Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred once again being a liability, and yaboos….oh yea and the actual movie.       Sleepy Hollow stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, the second Dumbledore, Uncle Vernon, Rita Skeeter, Alfred Pennyworth, Emperor Palpatine, Mr...

For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night!    The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this movie, and that’s all we can say for now…so download the episode and just listen to it!      If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram , Facebook and  Twitter pages, or email...

Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus ( High and Mighty / Action Boyz ) joins the show to talk about his favorite Freddy movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.    The boys talk about the vascular Freddy penis monster, TV face smashing, Taryn being an underrated smoke show, t...

Timmy boy got married and Max had to travel for work so we are re-releasing the movie that killed the Batman franchise in Batman and Robin!    This neon nightmare was directed by Joel Schumacher and stars George Clooney as the action figure that was once Batman, a mouth full of puns and glow sticks Arnold Schwarzenegger, an even older Chris O'Donnell, Clueless and useless Alicia Silverstone, and a...

This week on their 9 to 5 series, the boys watched the over-the-top campy movie: Batman Forever, and the episode goes off the rails real quick!    Max, a diehard Batman fan, explains the preproduction history of why this movie turned out so badly right before the gang rips into the plot: Tommy Lee Jones’s normal side of his face having more scares than his Nerds candy  purple and pink sided face,...

This week on their “Summer of 9 to 5” series the boys watched the Robin Williams classic, Jumanji!  Everyone was surprised by how emotionally and psychologically deep this film could get at times, while also being surprised by the lack of gun regulation in New Hampshire.   Jumanji was directed by Joe Johnston and stars Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kirsten Dunst, Bradley Pierce, David Alan Grier, a...

Due to their jobs the boys couldn't get together this week so instead we are releasing our Die Hard episode from several years ago.  What kind of company holds a Christmas Party on Christmas Eve? What was better the McClain Christmas note on Tony or Hans reading it out loud? Who hired the police emergency line staff? Why didn’t anyone hear all the gunfire on top of the building, and are tables bul...

In week 2 of their “Summer of 9 to 5” the gang watched the highest grossing film of the year, and one of Max’s all time favorites in  Die Hard with a Vengeance!    The boys talk about how funny this movie is, the poor fashion choices by Jeremy Irons, angry water, the odd references to both Hillary and Donald Trump, a balding hungover Bruce Willis looking better than his skinny Mr Clean look that h...

This week the gang kicks off their limited series titled “Summer of 9 to 5” where they will be discussing movies from the year 1995 that are celebrating their 25th anniversary!   We let our fans vote on the first film and they selected the movie that spawned the late 90’s serial killer/psychological thriller boom in Se7en.   Since this is a phenomenal movie the boys didn’t really go off track but...

For our second round of masterpiece SVU theater the boys cover a totally bonkers “ripped from the headlines” episode that involves babies in storm drains, honey in inappropriate places, and inserting tubes of someone else’s blood inside of your own arm.    Once again there’s no need to watch the episode but if you want to follow along its Season 5 episode 5: Serendipity   A doctor attempts to fals...

This week HMP is covering 2 early season Law and Order SVU episodes and our resident SVU expert Tim will be leading the shows!    First up- Season 3 Episode 2: Wrath The police and FBI join together to investigate a series of murders, which are all linked to Detective Benson's cases. Ohhh this one has murdered bodies inside of a body farm, multiple leads that go nowhere, and we learn that Benson s...

This week the boys jump on their undersized bikes and fly across the musky filtered and nostalgic filled 80’s classic, ET!  Grab an extra bag of Reese’s pieces because it might get weird.      Hold My Popcorn is brought to you by Ballsy! Body wash for your man parts. Visit https://ballwash.com , and enter the promo code POPCORN15 for 15% off your first order.    If you want to be part of the show,...

The boys discuss their Indy rankings which include:   Best to worst movie  Best sidekick Best villans  Best deaths   The gang will be back later in the week discussing an 80s kid classic.          If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at us check out our Instagram , Facebook and  Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com      

This week, the boys rip apart one of the biggest disappointments of their movie theater viewing lives as the Indiana Jones franchise jumps the shark with the Crystal Skull!    Topics include: Cate Blanchett’s awful accent, the crystal skull’s inconsistency, Harrison Ford slowly running away from gunfire that somehow isn’t hitting him, Toby McGuire, bug bite testing, leg crushing, an update on Indi...

The gang watched the last good movie in the Indiana Jones franchise and have a field day discussing Elsa banging both Indy and his dad played by Sean Connery, Indy’s love for Venice, Donovan looking like Prince Philip after he drank from the wrong cup, and much more!       Hold My Popcorn is brought to you by Ballsy! Body wash for your man parts. Visit https://ballwash.com , and enter the promo co...

For Week 2 of our Indiana Jones mini series, the boys watched the first, awful prequel made by George Lucas, and they hated that the film lacked a good villain, plot, characters, and acting!    Why don’t they have any character background on Short Round, and isn’t it a little weird that this 35 year old man is traveling around Asia with a 10 year old boy? If the plane was owned by the bad guys, wh...

Andy McElfresh (Edumacation, Late Night with Jay Leno, White Chicks, Rocket Power) joins the show to discuss the best Indiana Jones movie, and one of the best movies of all time in Raiders of the Lost Ark!    Andy shares some Hollywood stories including his groundbreaking acting work as a chief on one of Kevin Smith movie sets, working for MTV, Dolph Lundgren’s violent-but-charming method acting,...

The boys hand select several actors who have blown multiple chances in Hollywood due to sex, drugs, and hating liberals.    Topics include: Tom Sizemore smoking heroin, Colin Farrell’s sex tape being better than the Dare Devil movie he was in, imagining a John Goodman sex tape, Randy Quaid’s sex tape being similar to the first episode of Black Mirror that involves a pig, and James Woods being a ra...

On this week’s mini episode Max, John, and Tim discuss movies they have watched the most that includes Jurassic Park memes, method acting gone wrong and much more!    Then in the wrap up show the boys rant about baseball owners being selfish.    Hold My Popcorn is brought to you by Ballsy! Body wash for your man parts. Visit https://ballwash.com , and enter the promo code POPCORN15 for 15% off you...