The Back Row Network
Hold My Popcorn
Several village idiots have risen from the deepest depths of immaturity to deliver their unprofessional commentary on movies. If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.
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Jan 23, 2024
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The Lion King (1994) Hakuna Ma-Yolo 02.12.2021 1:14:36
A young prince, exiled by his murderous gang leader uncle, grows up in a bug eating fringe community. After having a lucid vision of his dead dad in the clouds, the prince returns home to take the throne while his dictator uncle is eaten alive by his own army of killers…this week the boys watched the family friendly Disney classic The Lion King! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to...
Oceans Eleven (2001) 18.11.2021 1:30:50
The boys are kicking off their season of movies to be thankful for and first up is the star studded-man eye candy classic Oceans Eleven. We’ve got suits that are several sizes too big, an entirely retconned 3rd act, Julia Roberts being a Hollywood 6, and much more! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off y...
Tremors (1990) The White Trash Jaws 30.10.2021 1:21:25
Timmy boys back in the captain chair this week as the boys switch from scary to just straight stupid with everyone’s favorite man eating earth worm movie: Tremors! We have Reba McEntire wielding guns, Steven Keaton from Family Ties shooting a revised CGI Sarlacc with an elephant gun, high stake Rock Paper Scissor games, and an old lady getting sucked into the ground while listening to the clas...
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Didn‘t Do Anything Wrong 13.10.2021 1:31:17
Lets be frank (Hi Frank!) these kids weren't going to do much with their lives anyways, and we all know that their kids would do less, so wasn't Freddy just doing everyone a favor? Listen to that hot take that no one asked for and much more, so put on your favorite crop top football jersey, grab that portable TV, and snuggle into bed with the boys for 90 minutes…and whatever you do, DON’T. FALL....
Rambo 3 (1988) Too Little Too Late 16.09.2021 1:32:39
Timmy boy is in the captain’s chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We’ve got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into choppers….it’s everything you would ever want or need in a late 80’s action movie where the good guys are Jihadist, the Russians are openly the bad guys, and everyone loses! If you want to be part of the show, or you ju...
Predator (1987) I‘m Gonna Have Me Some Fun 02.09.2021 1:29:29
The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !
Bonus: Commando 30.06.2021 1:37:22
The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Commando!
Bonus: Actors on Steroids 24.06.2021 53:20
On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prepare for a movie role. Topics include Chris Evans with his youth medium t shirts, Chris Hemsworth’s chicken legs, Mickey Rourke looking like a quintessential goon, and Chris Pratt selling out. Off topic topics includ...
Bonus: Streaming Recommendations 16.06.2021 53:54
As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made it easy for you and will be breaking down their unconventional streaming recommendations. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com . You can also foll...
Space Jam (1996) 27.05.2021 1:09:56
To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into playing basketball vs a bunch of violent monsters in Space Jam! This movie had some odd casting choices, so Max lists the 7 players in the 1995-1996 NBA that would have been better than Shawn Bradly and Muggsy Bogues, a...
Alien (1979) I Just Want To Go Home and Party 20.05.2021 1:46:12
Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie that completely revolutionized the sci fi genre in the sticky, sweaty, chest bursting, cult classic Alien! The boys talk about Ash’s decision to try and kill Ripley with a magazine, Dallas’s marital problems, this Xe...
Apollo 13 (1995) This is Why We Don’t Allow Texans in Space! 13.05.2021 1:50:30
t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13. Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character a jerk? Is Bill Paxton character the most useless man to ever go into space? Did Kevin Bacon give the crew the clap?! All that and actual movie discussions! If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at J...
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) 04.05.2021 1:31:08
It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope! Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s being the crackheads of the galaxy, R2D2 being a sassy teenager, C-3PO being a baby back bitch, Leia coming in hot with some big dick energy, Obi Wan acting like a drunk Bob Dylan impersonator, the empire’s missed oppor...
Dirty Harry (1971) 27.04.2021 1:29:52
Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buckle up! If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John check out our Instagram , Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com
Big Trouble in Little China (1986): Failing Upwards 20.04.2021 1:39:51
The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China! We’ve got ancient Chinese soccer feuds, Kung Fu machine guns, several San Francisco streets being taken over by Mortal Kombat characters, horrific in-your-face exposition by Kim Cattrall, lethal wind turbine back scratcher weapons, weir...
Episode 100: Jurassic Park Redux (1993) 04.03.2021 1:52:58
An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Park! Where were the parents of that effeminate boy that Grant threatens to gut with a raptor claw? How did they bring back the extinct plants? How did Sam Jackson keep that cig in his mouth? How drunk was Malcom when he...
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993): Hairy Kneecaps, Expedited Court Hearings, and Sally Field RBF 23.02.2021 1:36:44
It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order to manipulate his ex-wife and kids into loving him in Mrs. Doubtfire! Lot of movie stuff to talk about such as: unexpected hostility towards interior decorators, Tom Hanks being the pizza gate ringleader, unorganized...
The Notebook (2004): Romantic Cliches, Birds; Dishonorable Intentions, and Collateral Damage 11.02.2021 1:22:11
It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too many handsome men love her unconditionally in the film based off Nicholas’s Spark’s romance novel:The Notebook! This movie got the boys real nostalgic for their high school years as they share a few personal stories fro...
Bonus: What To Watch On Valentines Day 04.02.2021 59:45
This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine and chocolate, turn on your favorite streaming fireplace video, and get the lube ready because this episode is going to be HAWT AND SWEATY.
Double Impact (1991) Silk Underwear, Cooter Floss, Smacking Women, and Grabbing Fistfuls of Ass! 28.01.2021 1:20:49
Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewing smuggler from the mean streets of Hong Kong…..and both have horrific Belgian French accents with 0 body hair. Strap in because this week the boys are wrapping up their “It’s New to Me” mini series with the ADR filled, Johnny Walker-snot rocket...
Judge Dredd (1995) This Isn’t Demolition Man 20.01.2021 1:28:32
Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd! This might be the most basic, tame, and lazy rated R action movie of all time where the most interesting thing is seeing Stallone with beautiful blue eyes. The boys cover the entire sloppy plot as well as...
Demolition Man (1993) This Isn't Judge Dredd 12.01.2021 1:47:35
The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order to fight a black criminal, in Demolition Man! The boys go into specific detail regarding that amazing action packed opening as well as Stallone’s freakish physique in this movie, the odd no touching social distance h...
The First Annual Hold My Popcorn Holiday Office Party 05.01.2021 1:33:27
Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it out in 3 rounds of bar trivia to see who will win the coveted price of a 45th anniversary Jaws DVD Box set. Trivia Topics include: Classic Christmas Movie Trivia Hollywood Trivia Sports Great Hollywood Turtlenecks Bo...
Die Hard 2 (1990) Die Harder! 17.12.2020 1:30:37
Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys watched the festive and extremely violent family-friendly sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time in Die Hard 2! This was a huge hit back in the day in an era where Bruce Willis, producer and cocaine-in-its-huma...
The Year Without A Santa Claus (1974) If No One Watched This Movie, Did It Actually Happen? 10.12.2020 56:24
Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone. Mrs Claus wants to take her husband’s job, but unfortunately, she doesn’t have the stones to follow through. The elves, Jingle and Jangle, are a complete liability, the Miser brothers look a lot like Joe Biden and Donald Tru...
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