Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Russ is back from a trip from San Francisco and Alan is heading out to Japan. Sonic’s in his heaven, all’s right with the world Notes: Bonjour Diamond Russ, Pilaf Husk, Rebuild of Garfield, Shogunplier, Russ defends the west, Cloud Pizza, Hope Jobs Hawk, Cyber-Greasers, Sega steals our brand, Teapot Motherfucker, Scylla Bradanska, 9/11 re-enactments, The Return of JaredTheFox92, Dave Eggers from H...

Notes: Gamer Christmas, Bloodborne Meyers-Briggs, Hell_Homer Sex Tour, Film Crit Thanos update, bed lighting, Vince McElroy, Nosey Freehorns, Alan gets guillotined, Dead Bart, Okuusan’s Last Resort, Mr Bubble Shapiro, Gamestop cereal, garagekit funkos, magician wrestler kisses, Svetlana the Mutant Husky, pussyeating games Check out Scott at Video Game Choo Choo https://videogamechoochoo.com/ and W...

RUSS FELL OFF A CLIFF.. scary moment for our podcast Notes: Cliff Russ, scented eggs, Alan’s Tfue Escort Mission, Xans Undertale, Mystic Sheldon, gay rat wedding, SkeetAnon, ProJared’s dwegon ancestry, The Killing Za, The Dan Schneider Cut, Tyler Dursley, the God Pill, Edge Vespadaccino the Wasp, the Quizno Wars, himbo Colonel Sanders, That Time I Got Reincarnated As Flubber And special thanks to...

Another solo bolo episode with just the two of us, and folks it’s very divorce-centric. This was also recorded before the nightmarish Sonic movie trailer was released so don’t blame us for not talking about it. Notes: Film Crit Thanos, divorce oven mitts, MovieBob’s space birthright, Major Dwegonagi, sentient Pizza Hut mold, Razers Chromo, Vegeta asswiping fanfic, Ultra Instinct Adam Sandler, Isaa...

We’re kappa krazy in this episode and we’ve got Shane Hosea (@ShaneHosea), Portland improvisor and host of Anime at the Gates (@animewheel), on to help Russ escape the prison sentence he earned by pretending to be a Japanese yokai. Notes: the Kappa of Portland, Alan’s IKEA-hacking, Russ Hour, Beto’s sexy jutsu, coke strains, Calamente Cuchulain, Rasta String Cheese Man, laxative crimes, the YIIK m...

Notes: Boku no Father the Hero, Goron Grimace, Alan’s online shinobi career, posting posture, Shaqaroni, preggo pizza, Jack SepticTank, John Green’s weed store, Notorious Q*bert, Wren the Chipmunk, Steve Eggman, That’s How Bushido Works CORRECTION: the awful blue man from Chalk Zone was called Snap, not Scratch. But who cares since Chalk Zone fuckin sucks Follow the show on Twitter @HogcastSD Russ...

Episode 100 is finally here, but somehow Alan got trapped in a virtual world of their own creation. Will Russ and our dear friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) be able to convince Alan to return to the real world? Notes: the first joke, stanning the IRS, Portal orb, Hogcast grimoire, Pepper Threehorns, the worst Dominos on yelp, The Hogcast Challenge, Raditz Fils-Aime, Johnny Fievel, Bonerville, Outrage...

We’re neoliberal now and we’re live from a storage closet at CPAC with our good friend Seth Boyer (@sethboyer) to discuss how being radically centrist is the most punk rock thing you can do. Notes: the horniest Adam Sandler movie, XXXStatix, Jordan Peterson’s Cadbury Creme Eggs, mermaid alfredo, Jimmy Stewart Goes West, BCC Pizza, red pepper flakes melange, Billy the Skunk, wrow, Alan’s neoliberal...

Will we finally believe goofy is f'ing dead??? Will we say goodbye to old friends? Can a certain sourpuss gamer's heart be touched? Will Demyx be there? Find out in the latest, truly most beautiful episode of this mini-series, I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 3. Theme music provided by OC Remix user Emunator on the album Esther's Dreams Esther's Dreams

It’s our birthday show babey. Notes: Russ’s unfortunate Blippi cameo, #MyMentor, the new Suicide Squad, Russ’s visits to the burn ward, Chuck E Cheese foot fetishists, bag full of spiders, ping pong arsonist, Spider Palestine, Mora the Swallow, Kamala Harris’s loot boxes,

Hoo boy, it’s Big Game season and we’ve got our dear friend Kevin here to talk about Canadian malls and ironic curses. Note: Sticky Fingers self suck, IKEAlbert’s Sbarro Coup, Lil Scrimp/Shrimp’s ghost tricks, ironic curses, Russ’s Gatsby pants closet, fractal dick, Russ’s Steven Universe LARPing, Alan’s illegal Beyblade mods, roombos, Funky Winkerbean, all cops are bimbos, I Love Oil, Leftist Glo...

We return to Kingdom Hearts to talk what might be going down in the final of the Sora trilogy. We discuss who will make it in the game (Preying for Peg Pete), who's fightin' who, and if Goofy will F#@!ING die or not! Theme music is Simply Be-Grooved by Tetrimino on OCRemix https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03047

Professor Mickey takes the Hogcast crew on a whirlwind tour of the world of Kingdom Hearts. What is Kingdom Hearts? Who is Ansem, Seeker of Darkness? How much time does it take to actually talk about the first Kingdom Hearts? All these questions answered and more in the first official I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ing DEAD!!! Theme music was Hikari -KH Jazz Cover by SMES https://www.newgrounds.com/...

This week we’re all about those Hollywood days and Hollywood nights. We’ve got our pal RJ Palmer (@arvalis) on to talk about his work on Detective Pikachu and how mad the movie version of Sonic makes all of us. Notes: Russ’s Rash, IKEAlbert’s new gig, Rocco Bocce, Do the Right Thing but Pokemon, getting an Odo, cyclops dicks, doing a Family Guy, Logan Paul Noid, iBandersnatch, At the Meat Mountain...

New year, new us. Russ has a symbiote now and has become an instagram thot/mafioso. Notes: Symbo Mode, Sbarro takeover, food court boroughs, Cranky Gotti, Stankonia shirts, Carnage Threehorns, KFC riots, cum Monopoly, Hell Homer’s The Wind Rises, Iizuka stanning, Blood & Gore, Sonic’s dinar revaluation, lobster rearing, Welcome to Morrowind

It’s Christmastime in Dwegonland and all of the dwegons are jerking off to PBS. Can Alan defend Russ against murder charges in dwegon court? Will they be able to dweg off in time to celebrate Feliz Yaoidad? Notes: Chinly Fourhorns, dweg anon, Big Lord Fauntleroy, D’Angelo’s Pizzeria, big ol pepperonis, pizza flasher, Russ’s Billy Joel scheme, Echo the barn owl, King Kai BDSM, bunyip creepypasta, s...

You've all been asking for it, so we finally did it. We recorded a live commentary of the hit film Dwegons & Leprechauns with our good friends Ravi (@goomvi) and Erika (@rikisenapai) at their house.

Alan flew across the country to record an episode in a Portland sewer with Russ and his best friend Waste. And hoo boy, are you in for a treat. Warning: the audio is a bit rougher than usual since we recorded this at Russ’s kitchen table and not our usual setups. A few table knocks here and there. Notes: Waste and the Grimace guts, Beasthood, rat kings, escape rooms, Nosey Threehorns’s organ traff...

Gobble gobble, we’re in a Thankful mood this episode. Thankful for pizza, thankful for Sonic, and thankful for the return of one of our most popular characters. Notes: vaping Flintstones, The King of IKEA, sudowoodo friends, a message from a close personal friend, Alan’s Entourage delusion, Ultima Lucha 4, Superwholock Dwegons, monofilament pizza, eating bidoof, the sex shop pizza dog, breakfast p...

Only Hogcast would make an episode where one of the hosts becomes a vampire after Halloween. What will these wacky quillheads come up with next? Notes: Russ’s isekai flatlining, das vampyr, Waste’s Wonderswan, Alt-Right Beast, White Rabbit’s awful finishing move, Stan Proud, Supreme sticker pizza, Pizza to the Polls, eggwich, uhhh wifey, Blade the Cat, Hokage Trump and Barronto, Bobby’s World, Ral...

Our spookiest episode to date, recorded from Waluigi’s Walloween party at his palatial Beverly Hills mansion. Notes: Russ’s best friend Waste, Jenny Death X69, hollow weenie, cum-cum fruit, dwegon orgy, Canadian Stooges, Chad Popeye, Majin Bart, pizza stan, Eminem loves Burger King, Halloween pizza, Alan’s dream about Amy’s boobs, candy takes

We finally killed that bastard Fused Chuckie. Notes: Mr. Meaty guts, sword gender dichotomy, Curvy Lamp: Rebellion, Marty gets a gf, The Dwegon Minute, Undertale: Rise of the Lycans, Yung Lang, Flintstones Hell, Stations of the Pop, pizza scoops from Fat Man, Blade Eastwood, Scooter the Hedgehog’s film debut, VGCats porn Correction: aardvark means “earth pig” not “earth wolf” in Afrikaans

Your pussy may be cancelled, sis, but this podcast sure isn't! Our good friend and international correspondent, Ravi (@goomvi) swings by to join us on one of our most incomprehensible episodes yet. Notes: bug-fighting fever, Neutron Musk’s love of eating hair, Russ’s Peach Crown, Pacific Northwest Super Sonico, Yakuza Goodfeathers, Dads Are Strong, Trader Joe-san, Alexis Petals, Papa John’s immuni...

Man I wish we'd talked about 9/11 more since we're releasing this on 9/11. Maybe next year. Notes: The Devil in the Nick Hotel, Russ’s sticky hand and Homie, Snap nut, GameStop Cash for Clunkers, Russ’s incredibly shitty stand power, Neutron Musk’s Planet Sheen obsession, John MinecraftCain, Olive Garden family court, the regina, Babydick’s Day Off, Drake’s Kiki the Hawk Challenge, Richard Cockman...

G'day quillheads. We're here with our friend from a land down under, Rory Machell (@RoryMachell) is here to regale us with tales of the outback. Some more brilliantly conceived characters are here to have a little fun too. Notes: Punished “Venom” Rocko, kangaroo sports, Megan in Tekken, shadow Garfield, Niaccm Nhoj at Tenkaichi Budokai, Alan’s prison boycott, Snoopy valor thievery, a bad Faulkner...