Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

After everyone kept saying we don't even like Sonic anymore, we had a crisis of faith and replayed his games. And you know what? We love him and we're in love with him now. We've renewed our vows to Sonic. Notes: Renewing our vows, Where is the Lup?, The Michael Defense, Fast Food Loss Prevention, The Plight of the Coyote, Zac Kegger’s Fizzy Drink Evil: Code Red Veronica, Pathetic Little Domino, T...

After abandoning the show to hang out with ghouls and goblins, Alan returns to tell us all about their stay in (looks down at note cards) The Twilight of Humanity??? That's right, we're straight Zorkin' it Notes: Straight Zorkin’ it in Taipei, Warn a Brother (of Hollywood Bullshit!): Coyote Ugly v. Yucky - Two Sips for Two Meeps, Zur-En-Arrh’s Jellyfin, The Dark Urge to Powerscale, The Wimpy War i...

Summer blockbuster season is in full swing... web swing that is. Haha, no but for real, we need to have a serious discussion about how using circumcised actors in The Odyssey is historically inaccurate.   Notes: Historically accurate foreskins, Spider-STEM, Infinity Penis Vision, Oh My Stars and Garters, Steve Sipko’s Sprite-Drink-Man: Ra Mu Ne, Pibb Polycule, Webberoni, Putrid McDonalds, Wimpy Wa...

Bello! pem ma ta daga Minion ore yee to'll nopa tilten amee pem zelp cama pik.  Gnuour nama bok een a boma via Notes: History of the World Part Minions, The Dapper Minion, Minionification, Big Beautiful Monsters, Refreshination presents Minions & Monster Energy A Tribute to the Coldened Drinks of TastyTown, STELM, Capitalist Shinto, Scenes from a German Restaurant, Kingo standards, Costco onion wh...

We're back with a HUGE guest appearance from our GOAT, the one and only Bev Fiend, @viony to talk about the hottest games news of the summer. That's right, it's the Hogcast Summer Games Fest! Notes: Hogcast Summer Games Fest, Mx Pibb, He-Can: Tasters of the Brewniverse, Probiotic Glorp, Evil Food Reviewer, Everyone can do STEM, State of the Pizza Union, Mr Millionaire’s Shark Pit, Jollibee Breakfa...

We got a HUGE EXCLUSIVE news story to break on the show. That's right, we're the first podcast to know the price of GTA VI!   (This was recorded like a month ago before the actual GTA price news dropped this week lol)   Notes: The Biggest ‘Sclusie, The Ratman, The Faithful GTA Sheriff, Psychic Paint, Can-Pourin-Man and Grobru A Carbonated Tail: PourTall Cansip Brew, The Three Magical Star Wars Key...

We've been given a secret briefing from the top podcaster in the country (Kash) about earth-shattering news that will impact the podcasting community: aliens are real and they're going to introduce a fourth type of goo to the Taco Bell menu.     Notes: TheFaithfulPodPastor, Novel Alien Goops, Pete Buttigieg’s AntsCanada, Can-Pourin-Man and Grobru A Carbonated Tail: PourTall Cansip Brew, Fantanas,...

Alan is back from an incredibly successful DC trip lobbying the bigwigs to bring back the smiles. The smiles are back now! Can't you feel it?   Notes: The Faithful Russman,  Fuwawa in the Medbed, History’s Greatest Moggers,  Lil’ Little Caesar’s, The Haha Men, Chud Cinna-mon, Drinkly Cravin’: The Yummy, Bill Nye Dr Stone OVA, Hollow Cup Theory, Eating Ze Bugs, That Little Homie Who Lives in Your H...

When the nasty critics attack, only a Kind Jester can protect our smiles and fix this fucked up society.     Notes: The Critics are Attacking our Smiles, Evil Birdo, Crisp Draft’s Sipper Carbonated Red40, Authentic Latino Flavors,  Nope soda, Dew Drinker Discord, Punished “Venom” Sundae, Dry Sticks, Metal Tray City, Salt Punch, The Kind Jester, Tommy Needy Bau Bau, Salute a Smile, Sam the Sandown...

We're sorry this episode is late. We recorded an ep after Russ got back from his vacation, but an Italian ghost or strega nona fucked up the recording. Needless to say, our smiles are NOT being protected right now.     Note: Thing Filipino, Haunted by Strega Nona,  Harmony Korine’s Pepsimaxxer, Vatican Swamp, Centrist Republican Vtuber Agency, The Leftist Boiled Peanut, Smile Terror Level, Ryan Gu...

Russ is still on his trip to Italy to see if he can replace the Pope or something, so here's a pre-recorded award show. It's definitely a concept we stick with for more than 15 minutes before getting derailed talking about French comic characters that no one gives a shit about.   Notes: The Hoggies, Toker’s Fave, Shinobi Executing Eggman, Felons for Melon, Top French Thing That People Won’t Shut t...

May flights of Dogberts sing thee to thy rest. RIP Dilbert 1989-2026   Notes: Dilbert Nakama, Dilberuto, Zune Talk, Two Eight Ounces Later: The Coke Temple, Pepsi Drips, Gandalf Vape, Broughtcha Dilberito, Avatar foreskins, STEMsons, TikTok Dilbert Predictions, The Legend of Badlands, The new TBell Value Menu, The Protein Will Save Us, Viral Bipartisan Pizza, Pibby Lone Gunmen, Secret Icee Glorp S...

Now that he has officially been invited to the Na'vi cookout, we will accept everyone's apologies for saying that Spider was "cringe" or "had no sauce".   Notes: Eywa Cloud Saves, Spider Polymarket, Peylak’s Sticky Icky, Slim Canman’s Guaranavatar: Flaved and Caffed, Seasonal Konbini Drinks, Marshmallow Test Dailies, Mr Blue Skin, The Scene Where Spider Really Had to Pee, Reverse Json, Eywandica,...

Folks, we've got a quick holiday treat in the form of a podcast recorded while Alan was in Japan   NOTES: Alan going Wolverine mode, what to do if you get attacked by mercenaries on an airplane, Zootopia 2 is the first movie not about LOVE, Fruitopia 2/Brendan Refreshers Soda Gallery, Alan’s saving the Suica Penguin, We talk DOG from Mug Root Beer, Russ is MAD about Coco Ichinbanya, Japanese Cold...

We were late to the Trump blowing Bubba email news so we had to find something no one else is talking about: how our stupid government is destroying our beloved penny and keeping the loathsome nickel   Notes: They’re Killing the Penny, Podcaster DESTROYS the Nickel, Heroes Don’t Do That, Famichiki Sando, The Second Rally to Restore Sanity, A&W vs Bevtaster Bad-cans: Whoever Nibs We Gulp, He Will N...

Well, the government shutdown has stopped our monthly checks from the three letter agencies that pay us to do the show. What the fuck are we gonna do now? Journalism, that's what.   Notes: Which MGS3 Character is Most like the Antichrist, Tiny Cousins and Fiverr Nephews, Lil’ SP, FastFoodjimoto Presents Chainstraw Can: The Fizzy Arc OR Chugonia: That’s a Little Evil Drink, Red Bug Dye, True Buffal...

We're taking a stand against sexy Frankensteins and all sorts of ghasts and ghoulies that are being normalized in our twisted society these days.   Notes: Frankensteins are Having a Moment, Kinetoscope Screamers, Waymo Christine, Sitcom Perverts, Toy Chica, Ryans vs Golden Corral, Worm Brothel, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another, Do it for the Vineland/Tron Taurines: Jared Li...

Well we were going to announce all the leaked DLC characters for Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, but the damn rapture stole our thunder. And right after my barista refused to write Watto on my cup? I can't even with this freaking hell world   Notes: Pascal’s Draft Kings, Bulls in Heaven, Dr Kidney Stone, Watto’s Starbucks Order, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another - Do it for the V...

We brought on our friend Bossman Scott (@fkasocks) to give us an update on all the hottest games dropping this fall. He also spent a long time talking about gamer girl bath water and Joey’s World Tour. Are you mad at us?   Notes: Bossman Scott’s Fall Gaming Update, Prima Noctis, Ethical Girlwater, GoonerSupps, The 1 to 3 Sips of Scotty Doo: Featuring the Hex Swirls, Joey. EXE, The Return of Dr Piz...

We watched Ne Zha 2 and saw a vision of a future with epic pee jokes and hype moments. Back here in America though? Nothing but different treat brands going Woke (and then Broke shortly thereafter.)   Notes: Chopped Barrel, Greta Thunberg’s Gifts, Watto of the Worlds, King Time, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Labubu Face, Flatzz, Cajun Hornymen, Trump’s Handsome Pizza...

We went to Casa Bonita to support our friend and Free Speech Warrior, Eric Cartman. However, that got overshadowed by the announcement of the fucking Homestuck cartoon that neither of us wants to watch but feel compelled to talk about.  Notes: The Vivziepop Homestuck Menu, The Stupids Karmic Punishment, Diddy Ahh Jollymon, Walkaround Comic Book Guys, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer o...

We were so excited to do the finale of our drink review segment (Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger) at Comic-Con this year! Unfortunately the crowd did *not* like our Doctor Doom reveal. Notes: Double glazed fritters, Lil’ Skrimp’s Lil’ Adventures, Poppy Kong, Get in the Live2D model Shinji, Robert Downey Watto, Sleepin’ and Tokin’, Steam Powered Giraffe, Fantastic Four First Sips: As T...

Ah crap, our Ha got separated from our Ka and we're stuck on the damn Beach. Now how the hell are we gonna get our treats delivered?!   Notes: On the Beach, Cinesthetic Women, Polisticks, Small Store Sipperman: Can More-sips-on Drank Quietly, Respeto Griffin, Funko v Nendo, Agent Gorgon Zola, Age of Doug, Borrito, It’s Giving Glorp, Dollar and Pound Bargains, Sonic McClaren, Leftist Mario Kart, Br...

Well, we tried to find a psychic bigfoot (à la Zorth) to become our business partner/father figure for Father’s Day, but we got tricked by our friend @pseud0streams and wound up talking about D&D and the various goops available at Publix.  Check out Pseud0 on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/pseud0streams Notes: Zorf, Nub-tugging Ritual, Psionics Minutiae, Dead Billionaire Water, Carmine Reveal, Fanta...

Well, this is embarrassing. We got an invitation to visit a bug-themed celebrity in the Philipines and thought it was our friend the Jollibee, but somehow we got trapped in an elaborate vivarium with a rapidly closing circle of fire ants. Can someone please cancel this guy?   Notes: Dinner with the Bee, Chance Cube Relic, The Baby Voice, Schmovement, Mike Collabs, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Tol...