Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

We got a HUGE EXCLUSIVE news story to break on the show. That's right, we're the first podcast to know the price of GTA VI!   (This was recorded like a month ago before the actual GTA price news dropped this week lol)   Notes: The Biggest ‘Sclusie, The Ratman, The Faithful GTA Sheriff, Psychic Paint, Can-Pourin-Man and Grobru A Carbonated Tail: PourTall Cansip Brew, The Three Magical Star Wars Key...

We've been given a secret briefing from the top podcaster in the country (Kash) about earth-shattering news that will impact the podcasting community: aliens are real and they're going to introduce a fourth type of goo to the Taco Bell menu.     Notes: TheFaithfulPodPastor, Novel Alien Goops, Pete Buttigieg’s AntsCanada, Can-Pourin-Man and Grobru A Carbonated Tail: PourTall Cansip Brew, Fantanas,...

Alan is back from an incredibly successful DC trip lobbying the bigwigs to bring back the smiles. The smiles are back now! Can't you feel it?   Notes: The Faithful Russman,  Fuwawa in the Medbed, History’s Greatest Moggers,  Lil’ Little Caesar’s, The Haha Men, Chud Cinna-mon, Drinkly Cravin’: The Yummy, Bill Nye Dr Stone OVA, Hollow Cup Theory, Eating Ze Bugs, That Little Homie Who Lives in Your H...

When the nasty critics attack, only a Kind Jester can protect our smiles and fix this fucked up society.     Notes: The Critics are Attacking our Smiles, Evil Birdo, Crisp Draft’s Sipper Carbonated Red40, Authentic Latino Flavors,  Nope soda, Dew Drinker Discord, Punished “Venom” Sundae, Dry Sticks, Metal Tray City, Salt Punch, The Kind Jester, Tommy Needy Bau Bau, Salute a Smile, Sam the Sandown...

We're sorry this episode is late. We recorded an ep after Russ got back from his vacation, but an Italian ghost or strega nona fucked up the recording. Needless to say, our smiles are NOT being protected right now.     Note: Thing Filipino, Haunted by Strega Nona,  Harmony Korine’s Pepsimaxxer, Vatican Swamp, Centrist Republican Vtuber Agency, The Leftist Boiled Peanut, Smile Terror Level, Ryan Gu...

Russ is still on his trip to Italy to see if he can replace the Pope or something, so here's a pre-recorded award show. It's definitely a concept we stick with for more than 15 minutes before getting derailed talking about French comic characters that no one gives a shit about.   Notes: The Hoggies, Toker’s Fave, Shinobi Executing Eggman, Felons for Melon, Top French Thing That People Won’t Shut t...

May flights of Dogberts sing thee to thy rest. RIP Dilbert 1989-2026   Notes: Dilbert Nakama, Dilberuto, Zune Talk, Two Eight Ounces Later: The Coke Temple, Pepsi Drips, Gandalf Vape, Broughtcha Dilberito, Avatar foreskins, STEMsons, TikTok Dilbert Predictions, The Legend of Badlands, The new TBell Value Menu, The Protein Will Save Us, Viral Bipartisan Pizza, Pibby Lone Gunmen, Secret Icee Glorp S...

Now that he has officially been invited to the Na'vi cookout, we will accept everyone's apologies for saying that Spider was "cringe" or "had no sauce".   Notes: Eywa Cloud Saves, Spider Polymarket, Peylak’s Sticky Icky, Slim Canman’s Guaranavatar: Flaved and Caffed, Seasonal Konbini Drinks, Marshmallow Test Dailies, Mr Blue Skin, The Scene Where Spider Really Had to Pee, Reverse Json, Eywandica,...

Folks, we've got a quick holiday treat in the form of a podcast recorded while Alan was in Japan   NOTES: Alan going Wolverine mode, what to do if you get attacked by mercenaries on an airplane, Zootopia 2 is the first movie not about LOVE, Fruitopia 2/Brendan Refreshers Soda Gallery, Alan’s saving the Suica Penguin, We talk DOG from Mug Root Beer, Russ is MAD about Coco Ichinbanya, Japanese Cold...

We were late to the Trump blowing Bubba email news so we had to find something no one else is talking about: how our stupid government is destroying our beloved penny and keeping the loathsome nickel   Notes: They’re Killing the Penny, Podcaster DESTROYS the Nickel, Heroes Don’t Do That, Famichiki Sando, The Second Rally to Restore Sanity, A&W vs Bevtaster Bad-cans: Whoever Nibs We Gulp, He Will N...

Well, the government shutdown has stopped our monthly checks from the three letter agencies that pay us to do the show. What the fuck are we gonna do now? Journalism, that's what.   Notes: Which MGS3 Character is Most like the Antichrist, Tiny Cousins and Fiverr Nephews, Lil’ SP, FastFoodjimoto Presents Chainstraw Can: The Fizzy Arc OR Chugonia: That’s a Little Evil Drink, Red Bug Dye, True Buffal...

We're taking a stand against sexy Frankensteins and all sorts of ghasts and ghoulies that are being normalized in our twisted society these days.   Notes: Frankensteins are Having a Moment, Kinetoscope Screamers, Waymo Christine, Sitcom Perverts, Toy Chica, Ryans vs Golden Corral, Worm Brothel, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another, Do it for the Vineland/Tron Taurines: Jared Li...

Well we were going to announce all the leaked DLC characters for Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, but the damn rapture stole our thunder. And right after my barista refused to write Watto on my cup? I can't even with this freaking hell world   Notes: Pascal’s Draft Kings, Bulls in Heaven, Dr Kidney Stone, Watto’s Starbucks Order, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another - Do it for the V...

We brought on our friend Bossman Scott (@fkasocks) to give us an update on all the hottest games dropping this fall. He also spent a long time talking about gamer girl bath water and Joey’s World Tour. Are you mad at us?   Notes: Bossman Scott’s Fall Gaming Update, Prima Noctis, Ethical Girlwater, GoonerSupps, The 1 to 3 Sips of Scotty Doo: Featuring the Hex Swirls, Joey. EXE, The Return of Dr Piz...

We watched Ne Zha 2 and saw a vision of a future with epic pee jokes and hype moments. Back here in America though? Nothing but different treat brands going Woke (and then Broke shortly thereafter.)   Notes: Chopped Barrel, Greta Thunberg’s Gifts, Watto of the Worlds, King Time, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Labubu Face, Flatzz, Cajun Hornymen, Trump’s Handsome Pizza...

We went to Casa Bonita to support our friend and Free Speech Warrior, Eric Cartman. However, that got overshadowed by the announcement of the fucking Homestuck cartoon that neither of us wants to watch but feel compelled to talk about.  Notes: The Vivziepop Homestuck Menu, The Stupids Karmic Punishment, Diddy Ahh Jollymon, Walkaround Comic Book Guys, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer o...

We were so excited to do the finale of our drink review segment (Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger) at Comic-Con this year! Unfortunately the crowd did *not* like our Doctor Doom reveal. Notes: Double glazed fritters, Lil’ Skrimp’s Lil’ Adventures, Poppy Kong, Get in the Live2D model Shinji, Robert Downey Watto, Sleepin’ and Tokin’, Steam Powered Giraffe, Fantastic Four First Sips: As T...

Ah crap, our Ha got separated from our Ka and we're stuck on the damn Beach. Now how the hell are we gonna get our treats delivered?!   Notes: On the Beach, Cinesthetic Women, Polisticks, Small Store Sipperman: Can More-sips-on Drank Quietly, Respeto Griffin, Funko v Nendo, Agent Gorgon Zola, Age of Doug, Borrito, It’s Giving Glorp, Dollar and Pound Bargains, Sonic McClaren, Leftist Mario Kart, Br...

Well, we tried to find a psychic bigfoot (à la Zorth) to become our business partner/father figure for Father’s Day, but we got tricked by our friend @pseud0streams and wound up talking about D&D and the various goops available at Publix.  Check out Pseud0 on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/pseud0streams Notes: Zorf, Nub-tugging Ritual, Psionics Minutiae, Dead Billionaire Water, Carmine Reveal, Fanta...

Well, this is embarrassing. We got an invitation to visit a bug-themed celebrity in the Philipines and thought it was our friend the Jollibee, but somehow we got trapped in an elaborate vivarium with a rapidly closing circle of fire ants. Can someone please cancel this guy?   Notes: Dinner with the Bee, Chance Cube Relic, The Baby Voice, Schmovement, Mike Collabs, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Tol...

The finale of our Gushing Over Magical Girls commentary series is here after sitting on the shelf for ~3 months. We do a drinking game that might kill you, but in the end it's worth it for the LOVE.   Drinking game rules: Drink/smoke for every instance of the following - Sexual style moan Magia Baiser does the evil face Dead/mindbroke eyes Horny tango music Magical girl transformation sequence The...

We tried adding an AI of our dead (?) friend Watto to Fortnite, but he won't fucking shut up about the Boers in South Africa.   Notes: AI Watto, Creeper Milk, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Little Brutus, Boers in a Phone Booth, Ultrama’am, Rod Dreher’s Nights Into Dreams, Latino Blues Brothers, STEM Laureate, Alan The Southern Flavor, Marvel Yumejoshi, Symbiote Kangol, Poperoni, Ho...

May is Mental Health Awareness Month. So in light of recent events with a certain ogre shaped senator, we are taking inspiration from the Martian Mind****er and running a mental virus check on our audience. All of the nasty worms and bugs in your brain will now be replaced by good bugs.  Note: Bonzai Buddy for your Brain, Fetterman Hatman, the UberEats PUA, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps* An Elevate...

For our 4/20 / Easter show, we managed to book the Religious Studies tent at Coachella. So naturally we used it to do a Wrestlemania knock-off with our favorite characters.   Notes: The Top Religious Scholars in Podcasting, Klasky-Csupo Food, Twisted Sodas, The Batman Who’s GangWeed,  Super Minion Bros, Cuphead Doctor Who, The Many Saints of Podcasting, Sticker Sharks, Zurr En Chalupa, Keith Harin...

With the state of the economy, nobody wants to hear bad news anymore, so we're pivoting to smiles, laughter, and happiness only. Primarily smiling and laughing when Jack Black says the funny Minecraft words.   Notes:  Where is the Love?, Flint and Steel, Seamus Finnegan and the Banking Goblins, Mein Craft Beer: Ender Flagon, STEM Movies, Herobrine Nightmare Fuel, This is My Design,  MindofAlon, Ne...