Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Our dear, longtime friend Wes (aka WeJo or @westhehero) joins us to talk about breast milk, Weird Al's suggestive songs, and the beautiful southern pizza fantasy land he lives in. Notes: #GalactusEgoGate, Spider-Man cuckolding, boob piss, Pixels talk, Russ rails against the Rare Replay, The White Stuff, WeJo's Southern Pizza Paradise, Muppet sex, the complete life story of Debbie the Hedgehog, Rei...

Our dear friend Parris (@Dauragon on twitter) joins us this week to pay witness to the third episode of Monster Musume and discuss the machinations and internal politics of the f**k police.

Hogcast: Speedy Delivery Presents: Minions On Fleek, a very special podcast where Alan (@ActionAlan), Monty (@weepysweetmonty), and Lenore (@asukalangley) discuss the Minions movie and all things minions.  As Skype, Audacity, and perhaps fate itself consipred against us, the audio in this episode is pretty rough. It's not nearly as bad as the erotic minion fanfiction we read though. Strap on your...

Our dear friend TBliss (@TaylorBliss) joins us this week to commentate and analyze the second episode of Monster Musume.

In this very special episode, Alan dips into the dangerous and confusing world of OC 'tudes. Join us and let these beautiful characters into your heart. Notes: Hannibal eating ass, Marc Maron: Seaman, a riveting episode of Lucha Underground, The Great Pizza Depression, airport pizza, Papa Murphy's crime prevention, special OC 'tudes, Russ' milk chugging childhood, Prison Zone, health buns, an upse...

Welcome to the first episode of Everyweek 'Casts with Monster Girls , where Russ and Alan comment over the new animated program that has brought together an entire generation.

Your favorite quillheads are back at it again. Get raunchy and real with us in this late night episode. Notes: LotR porn parodies, will.i.am's fleshlight watch, Monster Musume and Prison School hype, Ray Bradbury's Chobits, Hitchcock's amiibos, The Beach Queen of Dorian Gray, Friar Buck, Fifty Shades of Guro, Les Enfants Terriblart

Before this episode was recorded, Alan made Russ watch about 40 minutes of Billy Joel music videos on YouTube. Go walkin' in your sleep down to this River of Dreams we call Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.  Notes: EVA/Sesame Street Crossover, Rich Parallelogram Timeline, Oppa Gangnam Sex, Run the Joels, Keeping the Space/Scenes from an Italian Spaceship, the return of RealIndyTails24, Russ’ OC, The Piano...

We're joined by @SocksMahoney to discuss taboos and denounce social mores. That's right folks, we take a firm stance against kinkshaming, or any kind of shaming. If you can't handle that, maybe you're listening to the wrong podcast. Notes: Father's Day/Daddy Dom Day, Russ makes a joke that only upsets everyone else, Sock's betrayal, alien roleplaying, keeping ourselves transparent, Sticks and ISIS...

In this special late night episode we go on a European adventure, Alan introduces two new beloved characters, and Russ makes a big change in his life. Notes: Ouroboros, Scenes from an Italian McDonalds, Russ' new lifestyle, the industrial buttplug complex, The Return of Frube and Rudy, Immortan Noid, George R.R. Martin's Sonic Boom sequel, a new Hogcast origin story, Winnie the Pooh's secret fetis...

In this very special episode, our friend, Twitter user  @FrightShark  mourns our favorite artisan pizza with us and lets us berate him for renaming all those Pokemon. #FreeHunnidP #FreetheChickenCarbonara Notes: Huey Lewis and the Gnus, Alan's pizza dominatrix, Toy Story beach queens, sexy satyrs, the tragedy tearing our nation apart, D'Angelo's daddydom dick, Frube and Rudy, Two and a Half Men an...

Friend of the show and former Hogcast House Performer Lamont “@weepysweetmonty” gets hands on with the Quillheads in the latest Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. And by “gets hands on” I mean ruin the whole thing for now and forever. I hate this podcast. Notes: Powerpuff Girls Z, Krypto’s PS2 era genitals, the end of #MonsterGirlVaginaGate?, Alan effin’ with the Green Stripe, Jonny Lightfoot in UK Sonic B...

The night before this episode was recorded, Alan went to a party and saw “armpits” written on the sides of some sex dice. What follows is our descent into a dark pit of madness. RIP Gerald Clankman. Notes: Pitbull’s armpit fetish, mommydoms, a massacre on Lucha Underground, Yooka-Laylee yaoi, #LunchableGate, mayo fanatics, The Dark Pit of Space, seven parts of the pits, Yurikuma Berenstain Bears A...

In this episode we're out on a boat hunting down one of our greatest foes. Is that foe a person who stole Alan's Paul Blart meme? Is it Russ' bladder? Is it a dastardly Spanish wrestling promoter? Is it ourselves? The only way to find out is to listen. Notes: Scrimpy and Jalapeño, Lucha Underground, Metal Blart Solid, Return of the Improv Bros, viral organ transplants, content thievery, Hatsune Mi...

In this very special episode, our dear friend Lenore (@asukalangley) drops by to salute Tails: LGBT Icon. Listen in as the Queen of Memes herself regales us with tales of her torrid love affair with Goofy and narrates some zesty Sonic/Tails fanfiction. Notes: Pitbull nightmares, international daddydom regulations, #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Tails: Hetero Race Car Driver?, Goofy fucking, Big Gay, Blar...

Solo Bolo this week with those Pizza lovin' quillheads Alan and Russ. Illusions are shattered, truths are revealed, and fun is had as the two make their way through the world of hot pizza pie and a fox with two tails he can fly. Notes: Yaoi Hands toss Pizza, Brain Games, What Harry Potter house would Solid Snake Be In? Our first review follow-up, #RegulatePizza, Sitting on Raisins, Transparency in...

In what will surely go down in history as our most Flawless episode, our good friend and #1 fan Ravi joins us to talk about about Sonic, pizza, and his mysterious connection to Jaleel White. Notes: Gay rock moms, King Koopa, Monster girl updates, illegal doujinshi, daddydoms, pope pizza, Hogcast creepypasta, Rob O' The Hedge, Diceman's Lake Wobegon, Ravi's Urkel connection, Russ' origin story.

We’re back again with another intimate, face-to-face episode recorded in Russ’ apartment. Were we high on that (legal) dank kush at the time? Maybe. Did we giggle a lot and say more dumb stuff than usual? Definitely.  Dig into this Monkey’s Feast of an episode. Notes: Miming the J, going heel, #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Pi Day, 250 year old monks, hat rubbing, foley, penis tattoos, gazinga, Wolverine...

Your favorite Quillheads are back at it again, talkin' shop with their good friend Jonny Wags. Grab a slice of your favorite New York 'za and enter an Empire State of Mind with us.

Better and raunchier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns with a very special episode that we recorded face-to-face in Russ' apartment. Listen to us eat a bacon-wrapped Little Caesars pizza while we watch the hit Andrew Dice Clay film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane .

These assholes think we'll stand down when they call us SHIT on their podcast. I hate these awful nerds and their lack of respect towards US. Uploaded their wednesday minicast cause these fucks are just plain the worst. I hate them.

Bigger, badder, and Memeier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns victorious. This time featuring the heart and soul combo that is Ben "Ben Pack" Pack.

Your favorite quillheads are back again with the power of Pepsi Max. Notes: the Pepsi Max lifestyle, mouth computers, Adam Sandler's Click, The Casque of Cheerwine, Kaspar Hauser the Friendly Pizza Ghost, Mrs. Doubtfire's hair-filled quesadillas, Russ' ham goofs, shit talking Papa Johns, Wayne's World creepypasta, Biggie's console collection, Marky Mark, Liquid Eggman, Russ' druid ancestry. Follow...

Alan and Russ discover something beautiful this week on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.

Alan and Russ learn to love, live, and learn in the big city in the hottest, freshest, goopiest sonic the hedgehog/pizza podcast yet. Itadakimasu~!