History. Rated R.

Well hello, you! The show may not be returning but that doesn't mean we can't check in from time to time and wish you all a Happy Holidays and keep you abreast of the daily lives of Craig and Will. We hope you enjoy and have a happy and healthy end to your 2025!

Well friends, it's here. Not only the long awaited last episode of our VERY F*CKING long running series on the First Ladies, but Craig and I's final episode of History. Rated R. It's been quite the journey, to think an 80 year old child and a 37 year old man could stick together and still have fun all the way through 131 episodes?? Truly something we are immensely proud of and have been so gratefu...

Laura Bush and Michelle Obama, two first ladies of very different parties (who would go on to be great friends) takes us to the penultimate part of both our first ladies saga...and of History. Rated R. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hillary Clinton gets her OWN episode! And rightfully so, from famous first lady to almost President herself, she continues to be history (rated r?) in the making. Plus, a big announcement from Will and Craig! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig remains in his "Salad Days" as we take a look at Barbara Bush! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rosalind Carter gives way to dame Nancy Reagan as we barrell down toward our...FINAL COUNTDOWN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back in Craig's "salad (tossing) days" focusing on the First Lady he knew well, considering he wrote speeches for her husband, Betty Ford! Plus! Some shocking progressive beliefs Republican used to hold in the 70's! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ladybird Johnson and Pat Nixon are our ladies in the limelight! After Will's GENEROUS birthday gift to Craig of a book about Mrs. Nixon, Craig is giving the facts back to you, the people! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're well into the 20th Century! Mamie Eisenhower and Jackie Kennedy (aka Jackie O. which Will did not realize is the initial of the last name of her SECOND husband??) are our focus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two ladies today but monumental and historic democrats in the White House, a bi-sexual legend and  buttoned up Bessie, Eleanore Roosevelt and Bess Truman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's right, Will finally gets to name an episode after the greatest Friday the 13th Sequel there is! Also, it features important first ladies and their enoutages such as Florence Harding, Grace Coolidge, a pet raccoon, the elderly, and Lou Hoover. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The shenangians with America's favorite femme fatales aka the First Ladies of the United States including Edith Roosevelt, Helen Taft, and wife Ellen, daughter Margaret, and second wife Edith WILLLLSOOOOOONNNNN!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back!! And also...because this was recorded in October 2024...we're coming to you from the past. Craig's just turned 80 years young and the First Ladies return, some are even sisters this time around! Mary McElroy, Rose Cleveland, Frances Cleveland, and, Craig's main squeeze, Ida McKinley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, the 2024 election in the US is certainly history in the making. But in which direction? Craig and Will round out the year with a discusson and breakdown of modern electoral events to take a look at what the means for our future, and inevtiablty, our history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Julia Grant, Lucy Hayes, and Lucretia Garfield! What do they all have in common besides being First Ladies? They love lasagna and hate Mondays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We continue our long running history of America's First Ladies with Abigail Fillmore, Jane Pierce, and Harriet Lane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our journey into the history of the First Ladies of America...and Will's obsession with ridiculous franchise movie title puns (of questionable quality and humor) continues! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not only do we continue our long running series on America's first ladies, Will continues his favorite tradition of fidnging film franchise names to title the episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's here! Our long awaited series on the first ladies. Where at once we thought we'd do a handful, fuck it, we're gonna do em all! Welcome to the greatest franchise ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 1st Amendment isn't as wide open as incels on the internet want you to believe. You can't just say whatever you want because you have "freedom." But also...sometimes your right to free speech faces interference! Take a swim through the history of suppressing your right to talk some sh*t! Also, Will and Craig get into a DEBATE FOR THE AGES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...

We're back! After a decent hiatus and Will's move to NYC, HRR returns with the life of Sigmund Freud! See how many Freudian slips we make in an hour. And how many of them are thinly veiled (read "overt") d*ck jokes? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From soda shop discovery to biggest star in the world, Lana Turner's road to fame is full of ups and downs and maybe even more husbands than Liz Taylor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week! An even bigger ditch than before! Some would say it was a real sonuvab*tch! Here the chaotic story of creating the Panama Canal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bet you didn't know cutting a big ditch could be so exciting, did you? But the story of the Suez Canal is fascinating and saved boats 5,000 some odd miles off their trips, alleviating the need to go around Africa. Some ideas in history are good ones! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig and Will are joined by former Mayor of Long Beach and Congressman representing California's 42nd District in the House of Representatives, Robert Garcia. Garcia discusses the ways he's made and continues to help make history in office and what some of today's current political challenges mean for the future of our country. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices