History Buffoons Podcast

A medieval power meeting goes wrong in the most horrifying way possible: the floor collapses, and dozens of nobles drop into a cesspit. We’re Bradley and Kate, and we’re walking you through the Erfurt Latrine Disaster of 1184, a real incident preserved in medieval chronicles that proves the Middle Ages could be stranger than fiction. If you like weird history, darkly comic true stories, and the ki...

Episode 100 calls for a toast, but we’re not celebrating with a feel-good story. We’re cracking open a classic beer and digging into the Bone Wars, a late-1800s feud so petty and so destructive that it makes modern internet drama look quaint. Picture the American West baking in the heat, a dinosaur bone surfacing after millions of years, and grown men deciding the best solution is sabotage. Yes, d...

A queen’s downfall is famous. The five men who died to make the story believable are not, and that’s the part we can’t stop thinking about. We walk through the chain reaction that follows Anne Boleyn’s slide from untouchable to trapped: Henry VIII’s desperation for a male heir, the court’s appetite for gossip, and Thomas Cromwell’s ruthless ability to turn “suspicions” into charges that look offic...

They tried to fix a snake problem with cash, and accidentally built a snake industry. We’re Kate and Bradley, and we’re telling the infamous real-world story behind the Cobra Effect, a perfect example of unintended consequences, perverse incentives, and how a “simple” policy can backfire in spectacular fashion. We drop you into 19th century Delhi under British colonial rule, where cobras are every...

A 5-foot-1 farm kid gets told he is too small for war, then he breaks into the French Army anyway. That is not a metaphor, it is Albert Roach’s real World War I origin story, and it sets the tone for one of the most jaw-dropping Great War biographies we’ve ever read. We start with the French obsession with elan vital and the “right” look for a soldier, then watch Roach smash that idea with stubbor...

The most famous hymn in the world has one of the most uncomfortable origin stories. “Amazing Grace” was written by John Newton, a man who spent years at sea, fought authority like it was his job, and participated directly in the transatlantic slave trade before becoming a respected Anglican minister. We’re Bradley and Kate, and we walk through Newton’s full arc, not the cleaned up version. That me...

A U.S. destroyer chases a German U-boat through the North Atlantic, the sonar pings start to lie, and the target seems to vanish like a ghost. The twist isn’t a secret engine or a lucky escape. It’s ocean physics. We walk through the thermocline, that sharp temperature layer that can bend sound and create an acoustic shadow, turning early World War II sonar into “useless nonsense” at exactly the w...

Deadwood starts with a simple, dangerous idea: there’s gold in the Black Hills, so people move in even when they’re not supposed to. We follow the real history of Deadwood, South Dakota from its first days as an unsanctioned mining camp on Lakota land protected by the Fort Laramie Treaty of 1868, through the chaos of a boomtown where businesses pop up faster than any real law can keep up. From mud...

Curious George didn’t just come from a cute idea. He came from a suitcase of drawings carried through a collapsing Europe while German-born Jewish refugees tried to stay one step ahead of the war. We tell the story of H A Rey (born Hans Augusto Reyersbach) and Margaret Rey, a sharp, blunt, brilliant partner who sees his artistic talent as something worth rescuing. Their path runs from post World W...

A $125 million Mars mission disappears because two teams can’t agree on units. That’s not a sci-fi plot, it’s the kind of avoidable disaster that makes us laugh, then cringe, then double-check our own work. We start with NASA’s Mars Climate Orbiter and the brutal math of a metric vs imperial unit conversion mistake. One set of numbers in pounds of force gets read as newtons, and a “small” differen...

1.5 million balloons rise over downtown Cleveland, cameras roll, a Guinness World Records official watches, and a fundraising idea turns into a story people still argue about decades later. We’re Bradley and Kate, and we wanted to know what Balloonfest 1986 actually was before the internet decided it was a full-blown “disaster.” We walk through why the United Way of Cleveland needed a big public e...

The Preakness is only 1 3/16 miles, but its history takes way more twists than that. We’re coming off watching the Kentucky Derby, mixing up the signature Black Eyed Susan cocktail, and then digging into how the Preakness Stakes becomes a pillar of American thoroughbred racing and the most stressful checkpoint in the Triple Crown. We walk through the origins of horse racing, then zoom in on the Pr...

A man in late 1700s France can eat nonstop and still feel starving. Not “big appetite” starving, but a relentless, aggressive hunger that drives him from normal meals to rotten meat, garbage, and eventually things nobody wants to imagine swallowing. We’re Kate and Bradley, and we take you into the documented case of Tarrare, one of history’s most unsettling medical mysteries, pieced together from...

Mary Todd Lincoln’s name still gets tossed around as shorthand for “unstable,” but that label collapses the real story into a punchline. We dig into what her life actually looks like when you line up the facts: a politically engaged woman raised in comfort and expectations, a complicated marriage to a self-made lawyer with a very different emotional style, and a public role that turns every choice...

One tiny technical glitch turned pop perfection into one of the biggest music scandals ever. We’re Bradley and Kate, and we’re digging into Millie Vanilli, the late-1980s hit machine that gave the world “Girl You Know It’s True” and “Blame It On The Rain,” then collapsed when everyone realized the voices on the records weren’t the two guys on stage. We zoom out to the MTV era where image, choreogr...

A pitcher so dominant he rewrote the strikeout leaderboard, and so unpredictable he could be lured off the mound by a puppy in the stands. We’re Bradley and Kate, and we’re telling the story of George “Rube” Waddell, a Deadball Era icon whose MLB greatness and total chaos somehow coexist in the same box score. We dig into Rube’s rise from a Pennsylvania farm kid with a cannon arm to one of basebal...

A kid climbs onto a train believing he’s headed toward something better, clutching a single pink envelope addressed to the father who just gave him away. By morning, it’s gone. That small theft becomes a gut-punch symbol for the entire Orphan Train Movement, a massive child relocation effort that moved about 200,000 children from 1854 to 1929 from cities like New York to rural communities across A...

Ninety-six people died at Hillsborough in 1989, but the shock isn’t only the disaster itself. The part that keeps twisting the knife is what came next: an official story that didn’t match what families and survivors lived through, years of “accidental death” language that felt like a shrug, and institutions that seemed more focused on protecting themselves than facing the facts. We walk through th...

A decent, hard-working reformer walks into the 1850s, discovers spiritualism, and decides electricity can save the world. That’s not a metaphor. We’re telling the true story of John Murray Spear, a Universalist minister and outspoken abolitionist who believed people and systems could be redeemed, then took that same hope and aimed it at building a literal mechanical messiah. We talk through why sp...

Ninety-six people die at a football match, and the first story many hear is that the fans caused it. That tension between what happened and what powerful people claimed happened is why we finally sat down to tell Part 1 of the Hillsborough disaster with the care it deserves. We start with the Hicks family, lifelong Liverpool FC supporters traveling to Hillsborough Stadium in Sheffield for the 1989...

Kate’s running on a cold, Bradley’s trying to fill in, and somehow that turns into one of our most chaotic History Buffoons hangouts yet. It starts with a Wisconsin detour to Rebellion Brewing Company in Cedarburg, where we meet great people, taste a lineup of beers, and fall hard for a vanilla porter that has no business being that smooth. Then we flip the switch into a rapid-fire “would you rath...

High heels with a permit. Bigfoot with legal protection. A city rule that basically turns snowballs into “missiles.” We grab a stack of real municipal codes and ordinances that are still on the books and ask the only reasonable question: how is this still a law? We’re Bradley and Kate, and we keep it fast, weird, and surprisingly informative. We break down what these strange laws actually say, whe...

A single tombstone inscription from Sicily gives us a gladiator story that feels too weird to be real: Flamma, a Syrian-born fighter in Ancient Rome, steps into the arena 34 times, wins 21, fights to nine draws, loses four, and then gets offered freedom four separate times. And he turns it down. Every. Single. Time. We walk through what that record actually means in Roman gladiator combat, includi...

A superpower rolls in with tanks and a million soldiers, convinced the job will be quick. Then the snow hits, the forests close in, and Finland refuses to play by the rules. We’re Bradley and Kate, and we’re telling the underdog story of the Winter War, when the Soviet Union invades Finland in late 1939 and discovers that “overwhelming force” doesn’t mean much on narrow roads, in deep drifts, at b...

A tiny pill promised calm nights and easier mornings, then left a generation of families asking how a “safe” sedative could cause so much harm. We unravel the thalidomide story from its meteoric rise as a gentle sleep aid to the global wave of birth defects that followed, tracing how a single oversight in early pregnancy testing reshaped medicine, regulation, and public trust. We walk through the...