Hindsight is Horrifying

Halloweentown : “Being Normal is Vastly Overrated.” Welcome to the first episode of our Halloween series! In this  Disney original , we join a brand new guest, Michele, to discuss the story of a  powerful witch  as she guides her innocent granddaughter down the path of the mysterious and demonic. In this film,  Aggie Cromwell  has a pet purse that is clearly the bastard ch...

10 Things I Hate About You  : “I Heard He Ate a Live Duck Once.” *DISCLAIMER*  Darth  takes  NO RESPONSIBILITY  for these show notes. The men on this particular episode are the conductors of the Hot Mess Express. Also, we have to formally apologize to Randy and decent human beings everywhere because  Adam Brown  remains the King of wildly necessary editing. We’re...

Night Shift : Edible paper! You Eat it, it’s Gone…Eat it, it’s Outta There! Welcome to our first (and hopefully regular) menage a quad!  *term trademarked by Adam Brown* #Hindsighters (as Katie has aptly labeled you), it’s hoes before bros on Part 1 of this brand-new type of episode.  Darth  and  Katie  challenge  Jason  and Adam Brown in a cinematic battle of th...

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen  – Is There a Doctor in the Fish? Drop some acid, smoke some  peyote . Do what you’ve got to do to prepare yourself for one of the  trippiest movies  of all time. But what else can you expect from  Terry Gilliam , a.k.a the animation hippie of the  Monty Python  universe?   Welcome to  The Adventures of Baron Munchause...

The Lost Boys  – Michael Michael Michael! On our continued 80s kick, we discuss  The Lost Boys , where the rules are made up and the lore doesn’t matter! On this episode, we welcome the hardest-working woman in show business, Alicen Cowan, who joins us to discuss the beginning of the reign of the two  Coreys . While we most certainly shed a few tears in mourning for the Head Vampire...

Highlander : There Can Be Only One! We got tired of having randos in our studio, so this week, it’s just your beloved  Darth  and  Jason  at the helm of this  80s classic  that also poses as a complete train wreck. It’s not often that a movie offers up wrestler strip-teases AND immortal  blue jean sex , but Jason selected a film that provides them both. Get excit...

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off  : They Think He’s a  Righteous Dude ! To think, there was once a time when people felt safe enough to make out with  Charlie Sheen  in a police station (or anywhere else, for that matter). Welcome to the  school-ditcher’s guide  to Chicago! Listeners, we welcome our first legitimate adult to the podcast, the legendary, the amazing Morgan Rodg...

Animaniacs ! Hellllooooooo, NURSE! It’s a momentous episode, listeners, because  @Darth_Jader_  and  Jason Mitchell  welcome their first male guest who isn’t named Adam! But that makes us sound cooler than we are, because this guest is also from our Shakespeare Troupe, a.k.a our only group of friends. We joined our non-Adam acquaintance, our Don Jon, Randy Bampfield, this week...

IT , PART TWO! We All Float Down Here, Georgie! Between the  Mothman  and Pennywise,  @Darth_Jader_  and  @northfoggy  are amazed that anyone still showers. Nonetheless, join us as Young Adam (amongst our flourishing Adam collection) returns for his second appearance on the exciting conclusion of  Stephen King’s IT ! How do you bust a ghost?  Proton packs ....

Beep Beep, Richie! This week in  It , we find that Tim Curry is the Robin Williams of the horror genre. Regardless,  Jim Carrey  still has him beat when it comes to prosthetic teeth. Welcome to the first ever two-part episode of Hindsight is Horrifying, where we flip the script and discuss our very first “horror” movie! Regardless of how It has aged (*cough* BADLY *cough*), we stand...

So, on this episode, JASON SCREWED SOMETHING UP. The long and short of it is that Jason managed to “accidentally” lose the first few minutes of this episode. For his ineptitude, we do apologize. If you want to eviscerate him, feel free to troll him on Twitter or Instagram at  @northfoggy . LISTENERS! Shawann ( wanny.g ) has never heard of  Nirvana , which makes  Darth  and...

DAMN IT, RIGGS! The special word of today’s episode is…”HOOKER”! Seriously, though, everyone and their mom is naked at the beginning of Lethal Weapon. We don’t see how this movie COULDN’T remind you of The Color Purple. Listeners, here it is. We don’t care how big of a birthday he’s having. It is NEVER acceptable to surprise your dad with a cake while he’s naked in the tub. When your prostitute da...

This week,  Jason  and Katie enjoy their Dark Alchemy and Moon Cloud from  Variant Brewing  while  Darth  is denied her Raspberry Lemon Gose; she makes due with the delicious Conditional Love. Whoever bought the last of her favorite crowler, you know who you are and you’re dead to us. We are totally buggin’ in this episode where you can practically hear Jason’s manhoo...

You listeners are getting lucky tonight, because there’s no actual death or rape in  Much Ado About Nothing ! We’re changing it up and going  Inside the Actors Studio  in this very special episode to discuss our upcoming play in Alpharetta. Join us in interviewing the stars of the show, Darth Jader and Adam Brown! Narcissism and slut-shaming run deep in the play that taught many of...

Death Race 2000: Try Not to Think About Auto Erotic Asphyxiation. On this week’s episode,  Jason  gains gender support from our first male guest, podcast virgin, Adam, who selected one of the most bizarre and fantastic movies that  Darth  has ever seen. And she remembers the time of VHS! You might be surprised that Adam was disciplined enough to stay dry during our run of ...

SOMEBODY, STOP ME! And the  Oscar  for Tightest Red Dress goes to…Cameron Diaz (a.k.a. the human Jessica Rabbit in The Mask)! Don’t be fooled, gang.  Jason  pretends to hate this amazing movie while TOTALLY appreciating all of Cameron’s ASSets. The lesson to be taken from this is that you, too, can fall in mutual VD if you wait long enough for the hot girl to settle for you. We...

Have you ever felt like the puppy who lost his way? Welcome to Billy Madison. *Disclaimer: There is NO PROVEN CORRELATION between Adam Sandler movies and cancer* Get excited for Nudey Magazine Day! In this 1995 classic, we discover that we would have learned so much more in high school if only Chris Farley had been our strip-tease tutor. (Odd how  Chris Farley keeps popping up on this show. )...

A long time ago, in a Hollywood far, far away… It is a time of upheaval for the Bushwood Country Club. Caddies run amok and dress like John Travolta, striking fear into the hearts of pool-goers. An evil version of Forrest Gump faces the ultimate challenge of exterminating a gopher that sounds like a dolphin. Despised for his loud clothing and louder personality,  Rover Dangerfield  wreak...

Welcome to the afterlife of arbitrary rules and DMV lines: Beetlejuice! BREAKING NEWS:  JASON  HATES PETER JACKSON AND ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. He also doesn’t know the difference between Australia and New Zealand or Julia Roberts and Geena Davis (who was in Thelma and Louise, The Fly, and Earth Girls are Easy, just to name 3). You can make fun of him on Twitter at  @northfoggy ....

Welcome to dime-a-dozen crimes and extremely dirty humor! Happy birthday!  Jason  turns 40 and tells us about a show from his childhood back in the early 1900s. Just kidding, we discuss the hilarious and wacky  Night Court , which aired in 1984. This show is so dirty that even the kids who appear in the episodes are scandalously licentious. We hosts are honestly surprised that Jason...

Don’t touch the pharaoh’s woman! This week, we discover that  Jason  is an Imhotep fangirl, even though the ancient Egyptian turns out to be more chupacabra than mummy in his afterlife. This film might be cheesy, but it is cherished, and is the pick of our super special guest,  @kmisencik , who knows way more about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes than anyone should. She also knows a fai...

ARE YA READY, KIDS?! Welcome to the episode where Jason phones it in until we find out what he specifically hates about SpongeBob, which is EVERYTHING! Seriously, listeners;  Jason  thinks that SpongeBob killed Laura Palmer. Can someone get  Kyle MacLachlan on the phone? Darth  honestly does her best to keep Jason on topic in this episode, but his dementia only allows him to co...

The gods must be dirty:  Disney’s Hercules If you can dodge a lightning bolt, you can dodge a ball! On this very special episode,  Jason  and  @Darth_Jader_  (who loves writing about herself in the third person) actually manage to score their very first guest on this ridonculous podcast.  @MagegMeg  (we made her reachable…) joins us on this episode to flaunt her...

GREAT SCOTT, MARTY! :  Back to the Future This week, we discuss the magnificent 1985 classic starring Jason’s old schoolmate, Christopher Lloyd. So, be prepared, listeners. If you’re not already somewhat familiar with this film, Jason will DEFINITELY be yelling at you to get off his damned lawn. Let’s start with a question: Did you know that  Eric Stoltz was the original Marty McFly...

Welcome to the new world order:  Antz Bugs. Communism. Woody Allen. Does it get better than  Antz ? Welcome back down this rabbit hole, or rather, ant hill, of a podcast. In this particular movie,  Jason  and I ( @Darth_Jader_ ) discover that Sylvester Stallone is the Juggernaut of ants, and men only affect social change so they can win the girl. On that note, the PG-13 rating...