Hindsight is Horrifying

Batman & Robin : “What Killed the Dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!” …and what derailed the Batman franchise for nearly a decade? This movie! Darth and Jason host a record amount of virtual guests as they discuss a Joel Schumacher dumpster inferno of the 90s, back when Arnold Schwarzenegger commanded higher billing than George Clooney and a scantily-clad Uma Thurman drove a Yoko Ono-sized wedge between...

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves : “I’m Gonna Cut Your Heart Out with a SPOON!” Week 5 and  quarantine  continues! Adam B. (the only surviving guest host) calls in this week from his bunker to help Jason rip apart a childhood favorite of Darth’s,  Robin Hood Prince of Thieves . As we as a society discover the real danger behind the Corona Virus (self/government-inflicted  confineme...

Shaun of the Dead : “You’ve Got Red on you.” Nothing is sacred on this inconsistent farce of a podcast, so Darth and Jason decided to discuss  Shaun of the Dead  while the world is under  quarantine  due to the  #CoronaVirus . C’mon … like it isn’t funny to discuss the Cornetto in the chaos of Corona? Like it or not, your favorite podcasters have to believe that this...

Watch this episode on YouTube! https://youtu.be/xPnM3aq8-R4 Weird Science  : “I Want to Butter Your Muffin!” #Hindsighters, Darth and Jason know that it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone facing the  #CoronaVirus  pandemic. It’s no fun when the world goes full  Outbreak , but don’t let the deadly  Motaba monkey  on your back get you down! Your favorite ...

Prepare yourselves for our most special episode ever, #Hindsighters. Word has gotten out (thanks to  Australia ) about our little podcast, and, believe it or not, we’ve drawn some Hollywood attention. This week, Darth and Jason welcome a guest who is the “star” of the movie at hand,  Strike Zone . That star is …  Adam Brown ! Try to curb your enthusiasm; Jason was honestly just gett...

#Hindsighters, Darth and Jason strive to provide you with aberrant content on a weekly basis, and on this particular episode, they sure didn’t disappoint. This week, they cruised back into the 70s to discuss the lauded classic, Smokey and the Bandit! Adam Brown donned a fake mustache to join your favorite podcasters for this special movie and his whopping 9th appearance on the show, leaving Katie...

We're on YouTube! Watch this video in glorious HD color by clicking here ! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas : This is Bat Country! It’s a brand new season, #Hindsighters, and that means big changes! As your attorneys, Darth and Jason advise you all to subscribe to (and beware of) their podcast on Youtube, now featuring faces that only a radio could love.  Darth celebrated this landmark episode...

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation : “We’re at the Threshold of HELL!” #Hindsighters,  Darth  and  Jason  realize that you are mourning the ending of the first HIH season. Luckily, for all of you already missing the holidays, your favorite podcasters are going out with a  Christmas classic  in January. Better yet, they are accompanied by awesome returning guest, Mo...

Jingle All the Way : “It’s Turbo Time!” Adam Darby is back to make  Darth  and  Jason  feel as old as possible.  Young Adam  was FOUR in 1996, you guys (he totally missed the  Olympics in Atlanta ). But he made up for his glaringly young age with his killer Arnold impressions. He is accompanied by his delightful girlfriend, Alyssa, who is not a policeman. She’s a...

Home Alone : “You Guys Give Up, or Are You Thirsty for More?” In case you wonder why you suddenly can’t hear him,  Jason  had to abandon his own podcast (McCallister style) mid-episode. He doesn’t give two figs about you listeners. Luckily, Cece and  Darth  plugged along just fine without him. Jason’s disappearance may actually be a mercy in this case, because he starts the epi...

How the Grinch Stole Christmas .  *The one with Jim Carrey* In a magical world that exists on a snowflake… Cindy Lou Who  is an antagonist!  WHO  knew? We’ll see ourselves out… This week,  Darth  and  Jason  welcome brand new (and unsuspecting) guest, Alli, to discuss  How the Grinch Stole Christmas ! Hindsighters, this episode forces Darth and Jason to...

Die Hard : “F****** California…” Yippee-ki-yay , melon farmers! This week,  Darth  learned that  Die Hard  is based on a  Roderick Thorpe novel ; she also learned that  Jason  and Adam Brown do a good deal of their podcast research in the bathroom. Darth would give all the  bearer bonds  in the world to unlearn this information. Adam Brown joins Darth a...

A Christmas Story : “I didn’t say ‘fudge’.” #Hindsighters, by this point you’re well aware that Darth and Jason enjoy ruining your favorite childhood films. To that end, how could the  director of Porky’s  NOT be responsible for one of the  most beloved Christmas movies  of all time? It’s only natural to graduate from glory holes and move on to what Jason calls “the Shark Week...

Fire in the Sky : “They took him.” Excuse me, waiter? I’d like to order an alien movie, light on the aliens and heavy on the trucker caps. Prepare yourselves, #Hindsighters. “Old Adam” is back, despite Darth’s vehement protestations. Your favorite podcasters apparently have no other friends. To that end, Darth and Jason have to ask: If someone can’t pass a  polygraph , are they worth having a...

The Emperor’s New Groove : “BOOM, BABY!” #Hindsighters,  Darth  and  Jason  thought they would continue to provide some palate cleansing episodes between Halloween and Christmas for your listening pleasure. Mostly, your favorite podcasters hoped they would get the awful taste of  Halloweentown  and  Shivers  out of your mouth. The Emperor’s New Groove  ...

The Princess Bride: “Anybody Want a Peanut?” #Hindsighters, Darth normally writes her show notes with a mixture of condescension and sarcasm. She has to make an exception for this particular film, however, because it’s simply too perfect to critique. Jason throws some unexpected shade at Rob Reiner , but The Princess Bride simply cannot be touched. Though Darth and Jason find it inconceivable that...

Aladdin  – 10,000 Years Will Give You SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK! Welcome to the episode where our guest has such vast knowledge of the wonderful world of  Disney  that we couldn’t limit our discussion to just this episode’s content. Thank  Variant Brewing  for luring Kara to town; she traveled from out of state to drink your beer (and supposedly to guest on our  podcas...

Sleepy Hollow: “Their Heads Were Not Found Severed. Their Heads Were Not Found at All.” Adam Sandler and Tim Burton both wear shoes. You heard it here first. You also heard the wildly disappointing rumor that  Alf  is inexplicably returning to television. Stay tuned for updates on this devastating possibility. Though Darth and Jason have ZERO proof, Michael Eisner is suspected. Ichabod C...

The Evil Dead : “Join Us!” #Hindsighters, the Halloween Spooktacular continues amidst movies and shows that scare, delight, and disturb. On this particular episode,  Darth  and  Jason  join Meg and Young Adam in discussing The Evil Dead, one of the most iconic Halloween films of all time.  “I’m an artisanal cheese maker and my husband binds books made of human flesh that h...

The Conjuring : “She’s Already Gone…and Now You’re All Gonna Die.” What’s a violent ghost in comparison to an upside-down mortgage? In the continued exploration of what will frighten Darth to the very depths of her soul, we discuss The Conjuring, one of the  highest grossing horror movies  of all time. The Conjuring takes place in a time when your diagnosis was embarrassingly published o...

Shivers : They Came From Within! (Phrasing, boom!) Hindsighters, steele yourselves for bodily and sexual mutilation in Shivers, where super-rapey parasites take over the residents of an upscale condo. In  David Cronenberg’s  wildly disturbing  directorial debut , we venture back to the swinging 70s, when the women were braless and there was an ashtray at every elevator. Seriously, t...

“That’s Not My Scarecrow.” – Jeepers Creepers If you can dodge The Creeper, you can dodge a ball ! Thank you for joining us for Katie’s 6th appearance on the podcast! She is the reigning champion of #HIH appearances, so eat her dust, Adam Brown. In this particular horror film, there’s no lotion involved, even though the murderer requires the freshest, most fear-infused skin in order to Dorian Gray...

Hocus Pocus : “Hang Him on a Hook and Let Me Play With Him!” Welcome to the Great British Baking Show : Witch Edition! If the Sanderson Sisters don’t become immortal on Halloween night, they will turn into dust! But don’t worry. According to Jason ’s cook book, if you don’t have farm fresh witch dust, you can use non-dairy creamer, and no one will know the difference. #BareFootHotMessa Regard...

Are You Afraid of the Dark? : “Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society…” Back in the day, when  Melissa Joan Hart  was the queen of  Nickelodeon  (when it was still worth watching), there was this spooky show about  campfire stories . We all remember our favorite episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Or do we… ? When you move into the  Grey Gardens  ...

Ernest Scared Stupid : “I Sure Hope You’re From Keebler!” On this delightful episode,  Darth’s  friend  Jeremy  (whose headstone will read “Ernest Scared Stupid ‘Expert’ #TombstoneMoment”) joins in for some Halloween fun in the studio to discuss a staple of all our childhoods,  Ernest P. Worrell . For most of us,  Ernest  was such a constant presence in our lives...