Highly Amusing

Hello 911 dispatch? We really need to know if you and our other listeners prefer doing dishes or pooping for your spodcasting needs. Join us as Dayna walks down memory lane and has a total meltdown. Hear stories about how things look, described in sparing detail as you've never wanted to hear it before!

Is your anxiety specifically a scam? We actually solved it. We'll tell you the truth right before you die if you do a religious subscription of only 9% of your wealth, making it the cheapest religious subscription to date. And then you won't be anxious when you die GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!.

Today's pod is a deep dive into philosophy, knowing that everything that can be invented has been invented, and that they were invented by JD Vance. Also, did JD Vance kill the Pope and Grog???

This strategy didn't work as well for The Beatles as it did for the B Sharps, but 50% is a great shot at success. Listen to our unassuming conversation as we unassume all over some serious daddy issues.

Johnny Lingo teaches us this week that it's okay to be deceptive as long as you get to own a total baddie at the end of it all. We also talk about ways to save money on your taxes, so be sure to listen to this at least ten days ago.

Is what bwings us togever-- today. Do you like hearing tales of horny strangers getting married? Buckle up, because do we have some sweet content for you. mGf6lkby0rWuuOt3cTQb

We discover what you already knew-- celebrities aren't good at podcasting and our show is way better. PLUS! No ad breaks! WE discuss homemade erotica for the elderly and get real catty talking about Michelle Obama dating Rachel from friends.

Happy April Fool's Day! I think we talked about something at some point, and we did so aggressively.

We are clearly entering our prime. In less than one hour we were able to address public bathroom manners, public gummy usage, old people climaxing to Ted Cruz, and the ability for wives to read their husband's minds consistently.

As divisive as public discourse might be right now, I think we can all agree on two things. First, smart phones have been a universally positive addition to society, and second, we're waiting way too long to give babies their own phones. We break it down while being shy of propaganda.

This week we embark on a journey so unique, so brave, and so unhinged that literally nobody else has discussed it: what super powers do you get if you get so high you become schizophrenic? Now ignore your better judgement and hit that play button!

There's a special feeling in your heart when you're just enjoying your day and suddenly two pale, awkward boys knock on your door in an attempt to ruin your day. This week we ruin your mind's day by talking about those boys and how some of us used to be one.

Ever had someone break into your house and before you get made you check to see if they are maybe chill people you'd want to see again? Yes, it's a cliche first date question but we break down this and several other critically important items for your weekend.

Tal Bachman sang about my Dayna in the 90s when he's said she's so high, high above me. Join us as Dayna tries to come down from being higher than intended and we discuss things from the 90s but not Tal Bachman. That guy is boycotted from this podcast until he apologizes. He probably knows what he did.

I'm sure you often wonder to yourself how you could get your own mouth to no longer have the ability to taste your food. Frankly, people won't shut up about this subject, but don't worry your shamefully tasteful little tongue about it. We've got you covered.

Do you ever get enthusiastic about philosophy but forget how to think because everyone speaking is on a gummy? No? Well listen in to see how it goes, because we tried it out.

Are we living in a simulation? Are your children all the second edition of deceased Victorian murder victims? Yes. But we learn so much more in today's episode, sponsored by nobody.

Are ghosts real? What do fish think? We will actually cover this and more with all the charm and pizzaz you've come to expect from sitting in the backseat and listening to your grandparents talk. Don't worry, this episode does not get spooky so you can listen even if you're ascared of the dark.

We're excited to share the real story of magic mushrooms in our family. Get ready for some real moments and some good laughs. And if you don't like mushrooms, don't worry. You can't even taste them.

Religion, we all know it's hilarious, but did you know it can also be a lightning rod of conversation when on a gummy? Join the church of this episode folks, and send your questions, religious or otherwise, to highlyamusingpodcast@gmail.com.

Jack and Dayna start their podcast adventure with you as the listener. What a great combo.

Things get a little out of order as we engage in a double heist!

But it's aliens! Get all of the latest professional info on extra-terrestrial life from your podcast best buds.