Highly Amusing

Have you ever complimented a man? Did he suddenly equip a feather boa and rank your shoes from fab to gag? Join us today as we do our 4th different intro in 3 weeks and do our best to entertain you before leftists podcast become illegal.

Have you ever had a food you liked, but you're sick of calling them by their normal name? That's crazy, but not unfamiliar to us. Come join us, you crazy people, as we journey through the doors of life. Also check this music out when you are adequately prepared and not a minute sooner: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdaqYCOPFPvDh7NJycvZpAcgy3se2tdTV&si=IZT-hDqAV-q-sXZY

Do you ever make soup and then it's accidentally a different kind of food? Do you ever write a comedy about death? Do you ever have a brand new experience that you've had lots of times before? You're so weird. Join us today as we celebrate 10,000 subscribers! We don't have that many, but we're celebrating like we do. Do we maybe have more???? Stay tuned to possibly find out.

There's a low dose, a medium dose, and then there's today's pod! Jack takes a fat dose of Da Bomb beyond insanity in the version of a giant candy, and then tries his best to match Dayna's insanity.

Today is our 20th wedding anniversary! This episode is considered by many scholars to be one of the episodes OF ALL TIME! Do not miss out on this disgusting display of affection and distraction.

Hello dear listeners. This week we discuss Taylor Swift's public bowel movement, but we also talk about how to make friends. We're not just good at it, we're hypothetically great at it. Also Donald Trump joins the pod to tell us about how Barbies work.

What's better than one charming host and one adorably altered person who is also there? Zero hosts? Because we did that, so hopefully it is the case. Read between the lines with us as we analyze 50% of the podcasters' obsession with attractive cousins and suppress your erections.

Don't get scared now! Yes, the rise of dangerous facism is a bummer, but do you know what strangely isn't? The horrific death of fictional characters at the hands of ghastly apparitions and monstrous killers. Why isn't it a bummer? We don't really know, but we count down the best of the best since Y2K. We also don't know the answer to why even the animals find sunsets beautiful...

This week we follow through: eating a podcast LIVE. Like, we were alive while we ate it. This podcast is recorded live in front of a studio audience of one dog. Featuring special guests, a little boy named Willy, Dayna's grandpa, and the most convicted president in history, Donald Jesus Trump.

What are the funniest movies of the last 25 years? Where do the socks go that get lost in the dryer? Can women really think for themselves? Is anyone else hungry? We delve into that and less, so don't miss it. Special guest appearance from the president of the United States and an old lady who died after eating a filet-o-fish.

The brilliant, normal haired, and totally wears underwear and not diapers president of the USA joins us for a bit, we interview our own dog, and learn that sometimes things can be too highly too amazing.

Have you ever before enjoyed a live podcast? How about a live podcast that was recorded, edited, and then shipped to you LIVE? Because that's what Dayna is promising you today. Listen as we cover sexy topics like armpits, super powers that are real, and how to most normally react if you think your spouse is funny.

Want to play a drinking game and don't care about your own safety? Try counting how many times Dayna talks about core memories. Now, in the name of Meghan Markle, we bless you with something more interesting to talk and think about than Meghan Markle, amen.

Jack has 49,374 words in his book so far, and unlike every word we say on this pod, that's not a joke. Today we talk about your different payment options for afterlife bliss, if god is mad about the film Van Wilder, and if Dayna is truly more advanced than all of us ugly nerds.

We've all dreamed of pooping in front of others, the rush, the emotions, the recognition, but how many others do you know who are brave enough to podcast it? Knowing our listeners, it's probably a long list, but we did it this week. Don't forget that Christmas is later this year.

This week's episode we talk about parenting, prank text etiquette and how many details about your intimate roleplay you should record for your siblings. Donald J. Trump takes a break from lusting after children to talk about his diaper addiction, and more!

Highly Amusing's first ever guest is: CHAPPEL ROAN!!!! Now, Ms. Roan did end up standing us up, in no small part to us not quite following through on sending the request. All that said, you know she's the kind of famous person who wouldn't even send a response, so we'll be boycotting her music from now until the end of this sentence.

We all ask ourselves questions every day like: are my armpits sexy, have I ever pulled a human being out of a freezer, and are things my fault or my mom's. The answers to that plus way less is contained in this episode. Viewer discretion is advised unless you're looking to bust while driving.

Once every generation an episode stops being a podcast and becomes art. This episode comes so close to going so far in the opposite direction. This is the audio equivalent of two girls one cup, mainly because it's going to be a culture phenomenon that lasts for years and because people get aroused without understanding why.

WARNING: We got a soundboard for this week's pod, and while we were prepared and professional in ensuring that it recorded, we were reckless dicks when considering the volume until it was fully recorded. If you're listening and die, please don't haunt us. PS: Ghosts aren't real.

This episode is too provocative for modern audiences. If you believe you are currently or may soon become a modern audience, hang up and go to bed now. This episode also features Dayna's munchies, which are chocolate and we both loudly eat on hot mics. Audio discretion is advised.

Join us in this episode as we discuss an incredibly creative idea that unintentionally turns out to just be pornography. But it's so smart!

If this podcast launched today, it's Dayna's birthday! One of us didn't wear pants during this episode. It isn't discussed, sorry.

In today's pod we address scandalous topics like what kind of birds are morally evil, can we convince you to give your young children smart phones, and is Dayna a narcissist? Or perhaps she's multiple narcissists due to her exploding schizophrenia?

It's been said that too many people are going outside and doing things, and that the true thinkers are locking in and committing to social media so they can be more sincere. Unfortunately it was said on this podcast and in the most recent episode. There is also graphic nudity in this episode, but since it's audio only you'll be as flaccid at the end as you are all the time. Maybe see a doctor.