Hey Friends

New Year Death, Alcoholic Baby, Buying Tom Hardy A Coffee. 19.09.2020 13:58 ↓

Mark talks about dying at his new year gig, a smoking alcoholic baby and what happened when he bought Tom Hardy Coffee.

Snowflakes, Never Grow Up, Fasting. 18.09.2020 15:29 ↓

Mark laughs for ages about racist morons, wishes Joshua would be 8 forever and tells you his fasting regime.

Treasure Trove Of Filth, Orange Is The New Black, Famous Dad. 17.09.2020 13:59 ↓

Mark talks about buying single pages of porn magazine, his favourite colour, almost meeting a famous comedian and his friends colonic.

I Can’t Relax, Walking A Marathon, Shit Receipt. 16.09.2020 16:17 ↓

Mark talks about the problems of fasting, walks a marathon, tidies the house and has an accident.

Orange Twirl, Bags On Both Shoulders, Alternatives To Pornography. 15.09.2020 14:14 ↓

Mark discuss changing trends, messed up lips and the many ways he worked around his inability to find pornography as a teenager.

Halloween, Just Like Jesus, The Piñata Story. 14.09.2020 17:13 ↓

Mark talks about red velvet not chocolate, cancelling Halloween, social distance, the many trials of Jesus the busker and tells the story about the piñata.

Setting A Challenge, Gender Reveal, Great Gatsby & Cricket. 13.09.2020 15:56 ↓

Mark slags off gender revealers, digs himself some holes, starts The Great Gatsby and sets a challenge that you can follow along with.

Annoying Heckler, What A Difference A Day Makes, The Famous Birthday Party. 13.09.2020 19:58 ↓

Mark talks about dealing with a heckler, bouncing back from defeat and what happened at the former England football captains sons birthday party.

It’s OK Not To Be Ok, Cancelled Gigs, Low On Fuel. 13.09.2020 12:45 ↓

Not the usual cheery vibe today but honesty is key. Love to all.

Duck Eggs, Diversions & Dickheads 10.09.2020 12:34 ↓

Mark rants about the last 24 hours.

The Longest Night, Broken Man, Huge Coincidences. 09.09.2020 12:57 ↓

Mark talks about the longest night being recovered by the AA yesterday.

Too Pissed To Get Upstairs, Coca Cola vs Pepsi, Pretending To Be Dead. 08.09.2020 10:04 ↓

Mark talks about hot wings, alcohol experiments, things we did as children and pretending to be dead.

Addiction, Blinded By The Light, Worst Place I Ever Did A Poo. 07.09.2020 12:38 ↓

Mark talks about being addicted, suicide and coupled behaviour, movies, music and the worst place he ever did a poo.

Saveloy Dips, Fucking Wasp, BGT. 06.09.2020 11:48 ↓

Mark talks about local foods, what happened when a wasp got into his car on the motorway and his friend Steve Royle smashing through to the finals on BGT.

UKs Best Service Station, Falling Asleep At The Wheel, Rules About Wishes. 05.09.2020 10:59 ↓

Mark records live from the road at the UKs best service station, tells a story about falling asleep in the car and goes over the rules around superpower selection and wishes.

Falling Off The Toilet, Nettle Sting Antidotes, Superpowers. 04.09.2020 14:58 ↓

EDIT: I said 19st 10 but I meant 18st 10. Mark talks about irritable bowel syndrome, updates on a real cure for nettle stings, pubes, endless questions and superpowers.

Hairless Shitmachine, Triple Cheeseburger, Colonic Results! 03.09.2020 14:05 ↓

Mark talks about shaving all his body hair, the new McDonalds menu items and FINALLY DOES THE COLONIC!

Slipper On The Stairs, First Day At School, Colonic Promises. 02.09.2020 11:48 ↓

Mark talks about really knowing someone, his first days at school and promises to stick a tube up his bum.

Zombies, Trying To Hang Up On Mum, Celebrity Arseholes. 01.09.2020 16:29 ↓

Mark talks about cancelled gigs, friends becoming zombies, trying to hang up on his mother and celebrities he hated working with.

Skateparks, French Bulldogs, Are You Sure You’re Not Gay? 31.08.2020 11:59 ↓

Mark talks about growing up wishing there was a skatepark, finally tells the Stephen Williams JR story and confesses to eating even more ice cream.

Rubber Ducks, Hot Poo and Getting Your Knob Out Onstage. 30.08.2020 14:57 ↓

Mark talks about disappointing party food, rubber duck collectors, why your poo is hot and reasons you shouldn’t get your nob out during your show.

Did I Finally Fast? Chadwick Boseman, Joshua Tells A Joke. 29.08.2020 12:33 ↓

Today we find out if I finally managed to go a day without food, I take a cinema trip, chat about the late Chadwick Boseman and Joshua tells a joke.

Pineapple On Pizza, This Time I Mean It, Outift To Slim Into. 28.08.2020 9:58 ↓

Mark talks about takeaway food, finally committing to his goals and buy special outfits for motivation.

Stolen Dreams, Buttered Toast, Land Of Hope & Tory. 27.08.2020 10:55 ↓

Mark talks about failing to achieve his goals, the proms saga, buttering toast with scissors and tattooed necks.

FitFaps, Mug Cakes & Emojis 26.08.2020 9:44 ↓

Mark talks about pretending to jerk off, eating cake and potentially being a psycho.