Mark James
Hey Friends
A weekly/sporadic podcast with Mark James. A stage magician/comedian who’s trying to work out what’s next, gets annoyed by everything and doesn’t care about occasionally being a hypocrite. Expect too much honesty, funny stories, weight gain/loss depending on the month and a lot of waffle. Started on my 35th birthday and didn’t know how crazy life would get. These are my stories.
Author
Mark James
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Latest episode
Jun 29, 2026
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Episodes
Sign Language, Ikea, First Job 14.10.2020 21:09
Mark rants more nonsense.
Poo Picture Friend Wanted, Speed Awareness Course, Sarah’s 40th 13.10.2020 19:59
Mark talks about having a poo so big you need to share it, his speed awareness course experience and his wife turning 40.
Back On The Wagon, Recognising Mental Health, Wrong Birthday Gifts 12.10.2020 21:48
Mark tries to get himself back on track. Mixed results.
World Coming Out Day, Worry Doll’s, I Fancy A Hotdog 11.10.2020 19:58
Mark talks about coming out today, Guatemalan worry dolls, Sarah getting drunk and vomiting out of the car door.
Scared To Say Alexa, Ringtones, Razor On A Pole 10.10.2020 18:56
Mark wakes up late, gets a haircut. thinks about ringtones and realises the power of connection.
Fugu, Joshua Japanese Cult Leader, Maps Are Different. 09.10.2020 19:23
Mark spends a whole day in the house but digs deep for some weird content.
Duck Sex, Email Scams, Tattoos 08.10.2020 19:57
Mark talks about the unusual mating rituals of ducks, why email scams are obvious and answers a question about his many tattoos.
Tech Issue Resolved: Number One or Two, Dangerous Fun, Glasgow Smile 07.10.2020 16:57
Random sound issue today but don’t worry, all gets fine. Ranting about dying while wanking and the usual.
Head Shaved, Get A Job, Put The Xmas Tree Up 06.10.2020 15:53
Mark rants about the usual, live from backstage!
Properly Skint, Conspiracy Theories, Hacked PayPal 05.10.2020 22:24
Buying fake skint friends pizza, conspiracy theories and the studios systems designed to protect us.
The Preston Preacher, Dogs Eating Their Owners, ASDA Brothers 04.10.2020 16:11
Mark talks about dogs eating their owners about other things.
Stitched Up Mickey, DVD Collection, Full Kit Wankers 03.10.2020 19:00
Mark rants about everything from his sons teddy’s to grown men dressing like army recruits abs footballers.
Two Types Of Trump, Fire Alarms, Samuel Pepys Diary. 02.10.2020 18:32
Mark is in a weird mood, moaning as usual.
Dinner Ladies, Buried In The Garden, Your Questions. 01.10.2020 23:15
Mark confesses to some crimes, recalls some scary memories and works out whether it’s lunch or dinner.
Triple Broke, Arse Wiping Freak, Presidential Debate. 30.09.2020 17:45
Mark rants about money, unprofessional accusations and the presidential debate.
Ghosted, Play By Mail Gangster, Nostalgic Leopard. 29.09.2020 17:58
Mark talks about being ghosted by a penpal, becoming a gangster by post and struggles with the terminology around various animals.
Switching Screens, The Tetris Effect, Anal Is A Lot Of Effort. 28.09.2020 13:48
Mark talks about attempting to fix a MacBook, psychological warfare with computer games and things he learned from a friend.
I’m Now A Gamer, Don’t Put Me On Speakerphone, The Garden Of England. 27.09.2020 14:58
Mark rants about Call Of Duty, annoying phrases, making tea in the wrong order and England becoming part of France.
Shoes Before Pants, Non Viable Jobs, My Dad. 26.09.2020 17:58
Mark talks about getting dressed in the wrong order, the government being wankers and his dad.
The SAGA Saga Part Two 25.09.2020 17:10
Mark wraps up yesterday’s nightmare in full!
Hello Old Sport, Tea With Sugar, The SAGA Saga Part One. 24.09.2020 16:20
Mark talks about Joshua’s fashion sense, people’s preferences for hot tea and the worst commute to work he’s ever had.
Sorry I’m Late Dave, Asleep In The Bath, Politics Doesn’t Pay Enough. 23.09.2020 12:38
Mark has a lazy day, falls asleep in the bath and rants about politics, again.
Cons and Scams, Nashville to LA, Toilet Games. 22.09.2020 14:58
Mark talks about Preston biggest scammer, a nightmare journey and the games he plays in the toilet. Small flush roulette!
A New Challenge, McDonalds, Splashback. 21.09.2020 14:20
Checking in on last weeks challenge, eating McDonald’s and getting shit in your face.
Throwing Eggs At The Wall, Sockaholic Rap, Losing My Virginity. 20.09.2020 16:37
Mark talks about the usual nightmares of his life, raps a little and finally tells the virginity story.
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