Hesby Street

Buddha is pissed that everyone thinks he was fat, Torio hates flesh colored bathing suits and Zack has some problems with the Jetsons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack carefully explains the best way for Torio to score chicks, while taking care of some other pressing matters. The dating app world is a frustrating place. Don't do men, sweetheart. We're gross. Eskimoes won't shut up about all their words for snow. It's exhausting. Take my person, please! All everything is nothing!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and...

We're not buying the spiders in the mouth myth. Torio still wants to eat ants. There's an action hero punch quota?! That water into wine miracle did a lot of damage. Coming up in the prophet scene was tough. Rising from the dead took longer than expected. We need to pick which X-Men are going on the next mission. Adding Gambit was a bad idea. All everything is nothing!! Follow us on Instagram: @he...

The best of Hesby Street featuring favorites like Wubzy, Captain Chef and Drunk Shania Twain. All Nothing is Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want Disney+? Become a Patron and you'll get Torio's brother's password!! Torio wants to know what makes people tick. Zack wants to know why people won’t shake his hand. Just build a strap! We got Joe’s wood vs. bamboo. Take a bite out of virginity, or sweep it under the rug? Either way, remove its legs. What’s in an ant? Come on, Trevin! All everything is nothing!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbys...

We have once again flipped the Hallmark holiday movie business on its head. Zack learned about some pretty specific Comanche names, and the poor loser whose invention won the west. Torio nearly found love at a food truck warrior's pop-up. Oh yeah! WE FOUND THE REAL WUBZY!! Manifesting is a trip. All everything is nothing!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch...

Belated Eid Mubarak, y’all!! Norm Macdonald should’ve been the joker. Everybody is already Taken Too: Takener. Bad sports coach dads were the worst. Let’s hear it for the Bullets?! Torio does standup like a beat poet now. It has made crowd work impossible. Zack’s new career as a bachelorette party planner is not going well. All everything is nothing!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @...

Zack tries to make a deal with Captain Wonderful, and we tackle what the hell the twelve galaxies are. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio wants fries and Zack's a sex scene hype man. Like & subscribe -- it don't cost you nothin! Follow us on Instagram @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Want a bonus episode every week? Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hesbystreet Merch and Live Show dates: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio’s dumb podcast is Zack’s smart podcast. Torio’s fake wife won’t let him have any fun. Typical Blanche. A 5-year-old sports broadcaster did pretty good. Roland The Farter was the original Jackass and the life of the Christmas party. Ibn Battuta rolled with the dopest people back in the day. Comedy sex is even more bizarre than it sounds. All everything is nothing! Follow us on Instagram @hesb...

The search for the next mic-drop continues. Pretending to be old money is a lot harder than it sounds. We're getting our kids ready for the elite life. Get in there, Josh!! Somebody look up enterprise for us. Gratitude is a scam. Old-timey news anchor was probably a chill job. What we need to be worrying about is these kids poppin rocks!! All everything is nothing. Follow us on Instagram @hesbystr...

Zack gives Torio advice about how to conquer his anxiety, King Henry the VI makes a mess, and there's a new voice on Hesby Street. Follow us on Instagram @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Live Show dates: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need new brain lever guys. Torio saw Top Gun Maverick and thinks it's a great movie. Zack's a cinephile and still prefers the classics. Manifesting is basically just Doctor Strange. Don't mess with L Fishy unless you want to swim with him. Devin's rager is going to be epic. Broey Genie needs to do some mental gymnastics to get Morbius 2 off the ground. Who wants to see some tiger tiddies? Follo...

Joe made it to this episode. Welcome Joe. Torio couldn't hide behind his speech impediment with a thing as big as a guy. Zack is so dumb he doesn't even know where to look when it happens. Passing out makes people uncomfortable. Someone gave a bike tour to soda royalty. Check us out on Fubo. TV. Dip is life!! Follow us on Instagram @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Live Show d...

Torio hates "Minnesota Nice", as well as anything that delays his walk. Fun Fact Zack is back!! Don't let the ghost mafia intimidate you into paying. Torio got the exit row and promised to help people (as far as the greater good is concerned). Baby formula is running low and we solve it easily. Pull the chain! We also made a chores wheel to help remind Steve how dirty he is. Was Powerade carbonate...

There were some wildly specific commandments that just didn't make it to the final stone tablets. We're not doing karma. That's someone else's thing. Zack's a famous (re-en)actor now. Reboots are the coolest. Torio never saw Tarzan, the guys who starred in the old Mario Brothers movie knew how to party and Tyler's dad is by far the coolest person here. Zack misses his home country of Tatooine. Not...

Time to start investing in bonds. It's also time to start blaming bonds. Zack reveals the opening scene for the comedy series he's writing. TLC shows are gonna be how Torio pops. We need to upgrade our tiers with physical punishment. Torio won't get kinky with Zack so don't even bother. We get knocked down, but like Chumbawumba we get up again. We'll see you at the next gala, Maureen!! Follow us o...

Major shout out to Vlad The Impaler in this episode. Mark Smalls plays the role of Zack's wife on the road, and Torio played the part of Sam Tallent. We failed to solve the homeless and drug problem in this episode. Torio finally opens up about the podcast empire his family created, meanwhile Zack's unusual path to stardom began in the seedy business of rat fighting. We'll see y'all in the energy...

Every society needed a Steve-O. Torio is open to falling in love with a furry. We talk about Torio's Frontier Airlines flight from hell with Rex Ryan. Rex is the twin that's not into feet. Check on your people make sure everyone is mentally litty. We've picked up some crazy habits from our genetic ancestors. Follow us on Instagram @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Live Show da...

Did you know DNA from a bumble bee is a terrible way to make small talk? Don't even get us started on sweet potatoes. We hate fun facts, but we also love them. We can't help but flip-flop. One thing we can all agree on: let the person ordering one thing go ahead of you in line. We should all try comedy at least once. Also we tune in to watch a guy's life flash before his eyes. All everything is ap...

Congratulations. You survived the pandemic. Now swab the deck or walk the plank!! Back alleys are safe again, despite Torio's constant alley shaming. Zack had a standup show from hell the other day, and he wants to be in a new crypto commercial. Don't take credit for finding the egg first. People had to be anxious and depressed back in the old days, right? How convincing were the first Christianit...

We talk about the slap. Comedians don't deserve to be hit, except for the one at AMC Theaters. Torio needs Zack to be more of a Zack. What do you do when a woman hints that she's not into you? We need to be more honest with ourselves about our Panda Express orders. Have you written a review yet? Not sure what to write? We offer some great review examples on this episode. All everything is nothing....

Zack has gotten away with some insane stuff thanks to parody law. Dueling was just a big ol' game of chicken. Obama is not as chill as we thought. Go ahead and use that accent you're afraid to try. We also sprinkle in a little bit of the greatest financial advice of your entire comedy career. Become a Patron for more hot tips! Follow us on Instagram @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Hav...

Zack is Minnesota nice, and his writing process is terrifying. Don't shout your actual feelings to people in public. Also, tipping can be so weird sometimes! Torio has an awfully suspicious way of naming the characters in his screenplay, and screenwriting seems to have transformed him into Rocky Balboa?! Follow us on Instagram @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Have you ordered your 2022...

Zack recalls his first ever standup comedy performance at his own birth. Torio bullied a batman when he went to see The Batman (no spoilers). If you want to meet Petty Zack, just make sure he's late to the movies. Would ancient curse words sound silly to us today? We explore every era in earth's history to find out. Follow us on Instagram @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Have you order...