Hesby Street

Hey Hesbos! Comedic inspirations are back! Musicians get all the easy laughs. Where will this Rizz app end? The future has a potbelly and a slightly caved in head. Vaccines really set back the microchip game. The simulation gets reviewed. Was Shakespeare a fraud? And what's up with those people that dress like they're from the '50s?! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystree...

Hey Hesbos! Torio dreams of Cholos. Watch Hijack to know where they failed. Before the internet there was 2 for Flinching. Road rage influenced the life of a monk, and Morocco sure knows how to pick an ally. This episode is brought to you by the good folks at Tap Water. Buy a ticket, Gino! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and L...

Hey Hesbos! Oppenheimer is a time-traveling Sherlock Holmes from Marvel, and we got the "A-Stubs" treatment. Our 911 dispatch call recording will definitely go viral on facebook. Zack is The Woke Hunter, and Torio's brothel experience sounds exhausting. Thanks for the discretion, Brandon! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Li...

Hey Hesbos! We're bringing a really fun live podcast to the Bus Stop in San Francisco on August 21st. We hope to see you there. Crickets sure figured out a way to survive, huh? Zack has a new celebrity gym buddy. Torio can't stand the heat. We discuss our anti-bucket list, and that wise man on the mountain top who's answering one question is a real scoundrel. ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us...

Hey Hesbos! Welcome to our new Moroccan followers. Let's move this timeless debate to the Patreon! Torio has a magnesium-induced panic attack and Zack wants to keep the cameras rolling. We auditioned for the new season of The Bear, and it did not go great. Hit me, Wemby, one more time. Get ready for a new way to promote cops. Tip your photographers! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instag...

Hey Hesbos! Happy 5th! Zack got a controversial "alternate flag". Torio is in deep with the girl scouts and we talk modern day badges. Comedians don't listen, Irish Dave is the best, and we're all sorry about the Visigoths. ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Live Show dates: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See...

Hey Hesbos! Torio's dad is the Michael Jordan of handymen. Those volcano science projects we're so cool before Youtube. Comedy in the future is frightening. Zack never got to dress cool. Torio barely got to dress. Some adults still think magic is real, and we make the same amount of money. Squeegee isn't the right word for that. Pass me an Altamont! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instag...

Hey Hesbos! Nothing tastier than a nice cold can of beer from Altamont Beer Works. Save it for the Doorcast. Torio has got the heighth for the NFL. One controversial joke got a big thanks from a paraplegic, or did it? Zack shares his tasteless idea for a Chipotle commercial. Torio got his weaknesses attacked by a German Shepherd. Write more! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @he...

Hey Hesbos! We're running on fumes in this episode. Torio had the full Fenway experience, and a couple of bizarre uber rides. Martyrs sounds like murders when you're Donald Trump. Zero yawning will be tolerated. Irish people shouldn't be confused. Robot love is the only way. The sun sets, right? Mine as well. Goodnight Gummy! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @to...

Hey Hesbos! We're back! Torio went to a wedding and tried to solve a mysterious case. Zack's childhood lies got a lot of innocent people in serious trouble. We discuss the best first-date locations for people who don't drink alcohol, and some sleeper picks might surprise you. You'll be astonished by the name of Torio's strip club, and even more amazed by their health score. ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHI...

Hey Hesbos! We've had some funcles, and some Uncle Doug's. Torio's assemblies were freaky. Ninja stars are lethal, even Larry can use them. Comedy styles and inspirations are back, and we get to meet Jerome the French Pickup Artist. Boy, the aughts were a strange time, huh? ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Live Show dates:...

Hey Hesbos! We're still doing Zack's segment. Should we keep it going?? Let us know. Stop serving whiskey at barbershops, please. Torio had a not-so-fun time in Bass Lake. Zack lost a strange game of Cash Cab in Vegas. He also probably met a serial killer. Meat is meat. See you on the Desert Express! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni...

Hey Hesbos! Torio is back from Minnesota with a bizarre Russian interaction. Zack had the worst audition yet. We try some new segments for once. We have fans now! But they aren't jumping furniture to get to us yet. We'll be writers in Malibu someday, apparently. ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Live Show dates: https://www....

Hey Hesbos! Man oh man, what a show last night in San Francisco. Thanks for coming out and supporting our dreams. Can't believe they carried Zack like that, and stomped out Torio. We got pretty broey on this one. Talking Godzilla noises vs. Pterodactyl noises, the beauty of an ice-filled urinal and the joys of having a dong. Here's looking at you, kid. ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Ins...

Hey Hesbos! We're headlining the Punch Line in San Francisco on Tuesday May 2nd, so tell your friends!! One special patron had a very special realization. Zack was raised by his TV, and Torio probably didin't have friends because of TV. We cover all the jobs that seem easy. Janet Jackson is our surprise witness, and Zack would be a good pilot if everyone would just shut up for a second. Late Night...

Hey Hesbos! We've got some customer service anecdotes on this one. Hunters get all the love. Our generation did eating ass, and we didn't do 9/11. Zack's got an ancient cuck stepfather. Bros have been around since before the pyramids, and the ancient Egyptian art scene was probably a vibe. We have some staunch opinions about interspecial relations. Torio's dutch liver is a menace. ALL EVERYTHING I...

Hey Meccos! We'd like to extend a sincere thank you to the good people at Bad Friends for their generous donation. Torio went to therapy and now knows what he must do. Zack chose Jones over his own wife. Adults shouldn't be bored. Big Chocolate and Big Sea Salt are out. Fortunately there's always Big Gnocchi! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackc...

Hey Meccos! We'd like to extend a sincere thank you to the good people at Bad Friends for their generous donation. Torio went to therapy and now knows what he must do. Zack chose Jones over his own wife. Adults shouldn't be bored. Big Chocolate and Big Sea Salt are out. Fortunately there's always Big Gnocchi! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackc...

Hey Hesbos! Go check out Sam's Anchor Cafe in Tiburon, California! Torio saw a very unique composer perform at a recent open mic. Zack needs the testosterone industry to grow up already. Bernie definitely goes down. We want you at our comedy shows more than family. Anyone need a chill brother husband that pretty much stays in his room? We know just the "bro-ho". ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow...

Hey Hesbos! Torio went to the PNW and Zack took a soundbath. Thrilling discussion topics in this episode include bowling alleys, nacho cheese and arcade games. Watch out for spam ads from Jizzy. Zack does a Bill Burr meet and greet. Bring in the goat sex crime detective. We're coming for you, James Cameron! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackcha...

Hey Hesbos! Zack had a funny audition. Torio will not wear high heels for his soulmate. He's also keeping the body hair. There's a big difference between a class and a workshop. If you're stuck in a relationship and looking for a way out, just fall in love in another dimension. Your earth partner will understand. ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @z...

Once Zack is done looking up a few words he's going to have an intellectual argument with Hugh Grant. We got a hesbo into some trouble last week, and she was nice enough to tell us all about it. Torio plans out his inevitable Oscar speech, and Zack rollerblades for Barbie. ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Live Show dates: h...

Hey Hesbos! Time to talk nepo-babies. Guess we’re training for a triathlon now. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s cookies got eaten. Zack opens up about a fallen dream. Torio seems to have forgotten the maggots story. Life after the purge is probably awkward. Zack gets pushy around zombies, and he lingers around survivors. All dogs are equal! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystr...

Hey Hesbos! We're struggling to keep track of all the gambling den bets we accepted. Honor system in the den! God is a man and He's really sorry about all of it. Gisele is deep in the comedy game. Tom Brady can open for Zack if he wants. Kooch is here!! ALL EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!!! Follow us on Instagram: @hesbystreetpod @toriovangrol @zackchapaloni Merch and Live Show dates: https://www.hesbystre...

Hey Hesbos! We want to wish a happy belated birthday to hilarious comedian Brad Wenzel. Brad's new album is out. Go get it. It's called Joke. Joke. Joke. , and it's available everywhere. You can also watch the full special on Youtube. Torio, Emily and Dimitri Martin hung out in an alley with a bunch of wrestlers. Zack is looking for a new career. Heiroglyphic artists must have really butted human...