Comedy Cellar Network

Here’s The Scenario

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Have you ever sat around with your friends swapping crazy hypotheticals, bizarre scenarios, and impossible FMKs? “Here’s The Scenario” is a comedy podcast hosted by Mike Cannon, Mike Feeney, and Brendan Sagalow - three New York City comedians and best friends. In each episode, they tackle moral dilemmas, hypotheticals, and quandaries big and small presented by each other and the fans. Listen as they attempt to navigate a comedy obstacle course that YOU help create. Submit your scenarios on our Patreon or DM us on Instagram.

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Comedy Cellar Network

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Comedy

Podcast website

www.heresthescenario.com

Latest episode

Oct 18, 2023

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Episodes

#94 - Babe the Pig Ruth 09.11.2022

The guys are back in studio with lots to discuss: the history of the underhand pitch, sexy TMNT style mutants, and their most embarrassing stories. Also in this episode, they get to the bottom of why the Michelin Man is in charge of ranking restaurants. *** MERCH: https://thelaughbutton.merchtable.com/heres-the-scenario Want to work with us? Email scenariopodproducer@gmail.com. FOLLOW THE SHOW: In...

#93 - Live From Skankfest (with Joe List, Chris O'Connor, Sam Tallent, Shuli Egar, & Scott Chaplain) 02.11.2022

The Here's The Scenario podcast goes LIVE from Skankfest 2022 in Vegas with a killer lineup of guests: Joe List (Tuesdays with Stories podcast), Chris O'Connor (Stuff Island podcast), Sam Tallent (Chubby Behemoth podcast), Shuli Egar (Howard Stern Show), and Scott Chaplain (Out For Smokes podcast)! *** GET TICKETS TO OUR NEXT LIVE PODCAST: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/the-laugh-button-live...

#92 - Illiterate Gray Cloud 26.10.2022

Oooo, it's the Halloween episode! Cannon's costume sparks a very real fight that I don't think we've recovered from. We discuss our ideal cults, being trapped in a permanent LSD trip, and Brendan tackles his toughest spelling segment yet. *** GET THE NEW TIMING SHIRT: https://my-store-d07b2a-2.creator-spring.com/listing/i-git-tu-hoest?product=2 OTHER MERCH: https://thelaughbutton.merchtable.com/he...

#91 - GodTube 19.10.2022

It's spooky season so the guys share their most paranormal experiences, plus stories of breaking into abandoned houses. They also reminisce on learning how to drive stick, battle over fast food chains, and determine which serial killer had the best career. *** GET THE NEW TIMING SHIRT: https://my-store-d07b2a-2.creator-spring.com/listing/i-git-tu-hoest?product=2 OTHER MERCH: https://thelaughbutton...

#90 - I Had A Point At Some Point 12.10.2022

The guys start out strong this week with the coldest of opens. They bat around a wide range of topics including Feeney's inverted chest, Brendan throwing a tantrum in a pet store because he wasn't allowed to get a Pomeranian, and chucking cold spaghetti at hecklers. Also in this episode, we have the toughest Brendan Spelling Segment yet. *** GET THE NEW TIMING SHIRT: https://my-store-d07b2a-2.crea...

#89 - Snore Wars (with Shuli Egar) 05.10.2022

Shuli Egar is in the studio! We decide to invest $1M in a hot dog cart and suggest plastic surgery procedures to each other. Also in this episode, we determine who has the worst snore (exciting stuff!), and Brendan tackles another spelling gauntlet. FOLLOW SHULI: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shalomshuli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/shalomshuli Website: https://shalomshuli.com Podcast: htt...

#88 - You Do Notice A Lot 28.09.2022

The boys are back and better than ever. We kick off the episode with a cold open (which Brendan has been pitching for weeks), promptly followed by a classic niche Cannon reference. The guys discuss their finishing moves in fights, the best streaming service, and what stunts will inevitably kill them. Also in this episode, Brendan makes out with his coffee cup fresh off the studio carpet. *** SUPPO...

#87 - Chianti Vigilante 21.09.2022

This week, Feeney fondly recalls his time in private school (nearly military school). The boys discuss what their skulls look like, how to secretly signal that you've been kidnapped, and which comedian they'd call to help them hide a body - spoiler: he doesn't answer. Also in this episode, the Brendan Spells Segment is back! *** SUPPORT CANNON'S CROWD WORK SPECIAL: https://youtu.be/hnJbSSeP5XY MER...

#86 - Catman Crothers 14.09.2022

The boys are back and the energy is off. Cannon doesn't feel connected to his co-hosts - is it because of his sunglasses, or because Feeney keeps gaslighting him? The guys also tell their best high stories, come up with their trucker call signs, and trash Tom Hanks in the new Elvis movie. Also in this episode, Brendan can't remember where he was born. *** SUPPORT CANNON'S CROWD WORK SPECIAL: https...

#85 - Giuseppo Villavanche 07.09.2022

This week, a new character joins the show: the Italian Giuseppo Villavanche. Also in this episode, we perform an original musical number, Brendan gets a happy ending, and we recap some recent nightmares - all thanks to our first very real sponsor, Big Ass Fans! *** SEE ALL OF US LIVE IN AUSTIN, TX: https://bit.ly/3xnPVCF SUPPORT CANNON'S CROWD WORK SPECIAL: https://youtu.be/hnJbSSeP5XY MERCH: http...

#84 - Michael Do B. Jordan Tho (with Rosebud Baker) 31.08.2022

Order in the court - the honorable Rosebud Baker is here! We all showcase our best sound effects, debate the hottest rockstars, and imagine our lives as roommates. Also in this episode, Brendan forgets what year he was born. FOLLOW ROSEBUD Instagram: @rosebudbaker WATCH ROSEBUD'S SPECIAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMCm1V6Z1s4 "FIND YOUR BEACH" PODCAST Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.co...

#83 - The Skill of Love (with Raanan Hershberg) 24.08.2022

Raanan Hershberg is here and he refuses to wear headphones! We discuss macho babies, fun facts about "Into the Wild," and the mechanics of a guillotine. Also in this episode, we set a new record for least questions answered. FOLLOW RAANAN Instagram: @raanancomedy Twitter: @Raanancomedy SUBSCRIBE TO RAANAN'S YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/c/RaananHershberg *** SEE ALL OF US LIVE IN AUSTIN, TX: htt...

#82 - Whole Dash of Not My Problem (with Tim Butterly) 17.08.2022

Surprise guest Tim Butterly joins us to discuss how to take down a giant ant, why your dog is a liability in the zombie apocalypse, and how to evade a team of killers. Also in this episode, Brendan tries to solve an impossible math problem. FOLLOW TIM Instagram: @timbutterly Twitter: @timbutterly Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/timbutterly DAD MEAT PODCAST Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/...

#81 - Tuna Omelettes (with Ryan Shaner & Brian Six) 10.08.2022

Ryan Shaner and Brian Six join us this week to swap fight stories and talk about wild family members (shoutout Uncle John, who "flatlined three times"). After an early dispute, we pause the show for our first live instant replay - and there's money on the line. Also in this episode, we find out why Ryan had to go to sensitivity training. FOLLOW RYAN Instagram: @shanercobbedy Twitter: @_Shaner_Come...

#80 - Headless Heckler (with Kerryn Feehan) 03.08.2022

In possibly our most unhinged episode yet, the hilarious Kerryn Feehan is in the studio! She immediately stirs the pot and starts an hour-long fight. Between dishing very real insults, we discuss best movie villains, 3rd grade reading vocabulary, and getting reincarnated as a dog. Also in this episode, Brendan weaponizes a secret compliment from Nicole. FOLLOW KERRYN Instagram: @kerrynfeehan Twitt...

#79 - Greybeard Badknees 27.07.2022

This week, the guys discuss the logistics of walking the plank, debate which frozen pizza is the best, and Cannon tells a fun childhood story where he almost drowns. Also in this episode, Brendan pitches a gritty Darkwing Duck movie (met by intense critique from his co-hosts). *** SEE ALL OF US LIVE IN AUSTIN, TX: https://bit.ly/3xnPVCF SUPPORT MIKE'S NEW SPECIAL Watch it here: https://youtu.be/Wo...

#78 - Swinging at Air 20.07.2022

This week, there's an air of contention in the studio (but is it any more than usual?). The guys discuss the logistics of having salmon for hands, dealing with drunk hecklers, and opening a restaurant together. Also in this episode, Feeney makes a big announcement. *** SEE ALL OF US LIVE IN AUSTIN, TX: https://bit.ly/3xnPVCF SUPPORT MIKE'S NEW SPECIAL Watch it here: https://youtu.be/WoR5SrksTy8 ME...

#77 - Formal Raccoon 13.07.2022

The guys find themselves in uncharted waters after last week's "speed round" blew through all the remaining questions. They discuss Cannon's deep cut of the week (the film "Angus"), Charlie Bucket's terrifyingly sharp teeth, and the worst times they got hit in the balls. Also in this episode, Brendan airs some very real grievances, and the studio bathroom saga continues. Will we ever get to pee? F...

#76 - Hindenburg Milkshake 06.07.2022

The guys open up the episode with a classic three-way mental breakdown. When will they get a win?! They share what they had in their childhood bedrooms, open up about their bullies, and debate whether they'd rather have a stye or a hemorrhoid. Also in this episode, Feeney accidentally deletes all of the scenarios, and Brendan asks Cannon for a tailbone massage. *** GET TIX TO OUR LIVE POD IN NYC:...

#75 - The Most Defeated Man in History 29.06.2022

This week, the guys nail the introduction (almost) and dive into groundbreaking topics like comic book climax noises, death by hippo, and Feeney's mustache. Brendan also fights a losing battle with a broken pair of headphones. *** GET TIX TO OUR LIVE POD IN NYC: https://bit.ly/39ROFjK SEE ALL OF US LIVE IN AUSTIN, TX: https://bit.ly/3xnPVCF SUPPORT MIKE'S NEW SPECIAL Watch it here: https://youtu.b...

#74 - Charred Eyes (with James Mattern) 22.06.2022

The Scenariobros are BACK and immediately get into a fight while guest James Mattern watches in terror. They discuss fights with Uber drivers, scumbag club owners, bad audition stories, and stopping Chappelle’s attacker. JAMES MATTERN Instagram: @thejamesmattern SUPPORT JAMES' NEW SPECIAL Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjrv1P4zcAg&t=117s THANKS FOR COMING OUT: A podcast about bombi...

#73 - Host Malone 15.06.2022

The guys get too high for their own good and discuss riding giant spiders, Brendan's secret child, Feeney's legs, and who would be the last man standing on a deserted island. *** SEE ALL OF US LIVE IN AUSTIN, TX: https://www.blcomedy.com/shows/3-headed-monster-nyc SUPPORT MIKE'S NEW SPECIAL Watch it here: https://youtu.be/WoR5SrksTy8 MERCH: https://thelaughbutton.merchtable.com/heres-the-scenario...

#72 - The O'Malley Cats 08.06.2022

The Scenariobros fly solo this week to discuss hard-hitting topics like microwave beeps, the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard verdict, and Brendan's "eggsistential" crisis surrounding his 31st birthday. *** SUPPORT MIKE'S NEW SPECIAL Watch it here: https://youtu.be/WoR5SrksTy8 MERCH: https://thelaughbutton.merchtable.com/heres-the-scenario New episodes drop every Wednesday via The Laugh Button http://ww...

#71 - Philly Cheesesteak Gumbolaya (with Sean Patton & KP Burke) 01.06.2022

Sean Patton and KP Burke join us this week to discuss essential oil sales tactics, New Orleans, and the best burgers in Jersey. Also in this episode, the guys brainstorm stage names for each other, and Sean finally confesses something to Brendan. SEAN PATTON Instagram: @mrseanpatton Twitter: @mrseanpatton KP BURKE Instagram: @kpburkesucks Twitter: @kpburkesucks SUPPORT KP'S NEW SPECIAL Watch it he...

#70 - Very Funny at My Expense (with Zac Amico) 25.05.2022

The great Zac Amico is here to discuss tickle torture, getting scammed for headshots, and exfoliating your sphincter. Also in this episode, the guys evaluate their genetic ability to flat-footed squat. ZAC AMICO Instagram: @zacisnotfunny Twitter: @ZacIsNotFunny ZAC AMICO'S MIDNIGHT SPOOKSHOW: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE4LDP__k0GvtustV3x3uiQ REAL ASS PODCAST: https://www.youtube.com/c/LuisJ...

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