Here’s The Scenario

This week, we come up with our DJ call signs and autobiography taglines. Feeney tries to manipulate everyone. Cannon reads an embarrassing email he sent to Louis CK. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email scenariopodproducer@gmail.com. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescen...

It's Christmas in April! This week, we're going back in time. Feeney reads his 8-year-old Christmas list, and Cannon reads a pros and cons list his wife made in middle school. Yay vulnerability! *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email scenariopodproducer@gmail.com. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://w...

The one and only Mark Normand joins us today and tells us about his most dangerous animal encounter, the time he got way too high on edibles, and what he'd do if he woke up as a chimpanzee in New York City. Also in this episode, Brendan tells an insane story about meeting Bam Margera, and Cannon bombs in front of Dave Chappelle. Mark has done a One-Hour Comedy Central special “Don’t Be Yourself”,...

Greg Stone takes over the hosting chair this week and everything goes off the rails (more so than usual). We discuss how we'd react if we got Truman-show'd, which music videos we'd want to be in, and the sequel to Cocaine Bear. While it’s often said that tragedy plus time equals comedy, it could just as easily be said that enthusiasm minus caution equals comedian Greg Stone. Regarded by his peers...

Skankfest favorite Sam Tallent joins us today to discuss AI robots, the perfect pizza pie, and the "would you rather" question he was asked by Will Smith. Also in this episode, the Brendan Spelling Segment makes a not-so-triumphant return. Sam Tallent (“the absurd voice of a surreal generation”- The Denver Post) is a comedian and novelist. For the last decade he has performed more than 45 weekends...

Things just got WILD because Chris Distefano aka CHRISSY CHAOS is back in the studio for the first time in 3 years! Chris tells us that after getting his favorite band's attention on Joe Rogan, he met Matty Healy from The 1975. We discuss dark pirate history and contemplate how we'd survive the last movie we watched. Plus, Brendan has a brand new sweatshirt (and it's not black). Chris Distefano fi...

This week, we forego the scenarios to address something pressing that happened in our personal lives. Our story begins with Brendan opening Cannon's car door and hitting a man on a bicycle. The situations escalates and a historic prank is put in motion. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE US AT EMMAUS THEATER: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/triple-headliner-show-w-mike-cannon-mike-feeney-brendan-sagalow-tickets-...

We're ringing in International Women's Day by going on a real lady journey with Sarah Tollemache and Katie Hannigan! We're discussing which of us would be most likely to "pull a Soder," using the Omnitrix vs. the Death Note, and Sarah tells us about the most traumatizing improv show she's ever seen. Sarah Tollemache is a stand-up comedian and writer. In 2017 she appeared on ‘The Late Show with Ste...

Tensions are high this week and the guys can't stop fighting. Amongst infinite verbal daggers, we discuss who would make the best life partners, come up with pieces for an HTS Monopoly board, debate the best Gatorade flavor, and Brendan invents a new fast food mascot - a pair of baby back ribs. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE US AT EMMAUS THEATER: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/triple-headliner-show-w-mike-c...

We're back with an instant classic episode, featuring some good ol' fashioned infighting, nostalgia, professional beer pong, and multiple singing segments that go on for too long. Also in this episode, Cannon tells the story of when he got drugged at a college party. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE US AT EMMAUS THEATER: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/triple-headliner-show-w-mike-cannon-mike-feeney-brendan-sa...

Joe DeRosa joins us today to clear his name regarding Ari Shaffir's tax evasion allegations. We discuss the latest news on Alec Baldwin and the movie "Rust," come up with a new sandwich for Joey Roses, and Brendan tells Joe that he inspired him to go sober. Writer, actor, and standup comedian Joe DeRosa has become a favorite on the comedy circuit. His brand of comedy mixing brutal honesty and frus...

The boys are back and refuse to wear black sweaters. We plan a trip to LA with only three items to our name, discuss what cities we'd destroy as Godzilla, and place bets on how long it would take to eat our way through a grocery store. For the smoothest smoking pipes, bubblers, bongs and dab rigs, visit www.thefreezepipe.com and use code HTS for 10% off your order. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT...

The beloved Gareth Reynolds joins us in studio today and we discuss how to methodically take down a squirrel. We also share our personal superstitions, do impressions (of other impressions), and Gareth tells us he grew up in Jeffrey Dahmer's town. Also in this episode, Brendan shares 7 of his signature recipes. Gareth Reynolds is an internationally touring stand-up comedian whose brilliantly cleve...

The "Bein' Ian with Jordan" crew joins us today and we set our PR for "Least Scenarios Read." We share prank calls gone wrong and Jordan tells us the most insane thing that's ever happened to her. Also in this episode, we get the Dervla updates everyone's been dying to hear. Ian Fidance is an offbeat yet upbeat New York City comic, actor, and writer originally from Wilmington, Delaware. An absolut...

The "GGOAT" Dan Soder is here! Dan plans out our wrestling careers and kills off one of his iconic impressions. We also discuss Jim Carrey's best comedy roles and come up with new rules for NASCAR drivers. Also in this episode, Dan tells us about the time he threw up while watching Cloverfield. SUPPORT DAN: YouTube: @DanSoder. Comedy  Instagram: @dansoder Twitter: @dansoder *** GET TICKETS TO SEE...

Ari Shaffir is here (but he thought this was a different podcast). We rank Doritos flavors, build our own fantasy realms, and pick a new James Bond that would annoy the most people. SUPPORT ARI: YouTube: @arishaffir  Instagram: @arishaffir WATCH ARI'S SPECIAL "JEW": https://youtu.be/y2YtIBYM4w0 ARI'S PODCAST "SKEPTIC TANK": YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjKzsUN_XXa1FWRAw29BQXwb_lTBls...

While home for the holidays, Brendan discovered a very personal letter that he wrote to himself at 17, so naturally he reads it on the podcast. We also discuss our go-to hungover diner orders, which exotic animals we'd like to eat, and we bring back the segment nobody asked for - SPEED SPELL! *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?...

New year, new us! Have we stuck to our New Year's resolutions? We discuss the greatest snacks of all time (shoutout white fudge Oreos), getting abducted by aliens, TikTok getting banned, and an unauthorized biopic of Jerry Seinfeld. Also in this episode, Brendan tries to spell again. *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras...

It's the belated Christmas episode and the studio is festively freezing. We share nightmare Christmas stories, including family fights, rejected gifts, and innocence lost. We also discuss how we'd destroy Whoville, the proper way to hold a Nintendo 64 controller, and we share our New Year's resolutions. How vulnerable! *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation....

It's the 100th episode! Can't believe we've been doing this for 100 years already. And what better guest to join us for this special occasion than Maddy Smith?! We debate the best holiday side dishes and Maddy tells us about the time her dad got ghosted on Bumble. Originally from Buffalo, NY, Maddy Smith is steadily making her mark on the male-dominated NYC stand-up scene. Joking from the center,...

The guys are finally back together, and there are scenarios galore: If you could punch anyone in history, who would it be? What's your funniest sex experience? And above all, should Brendan bring back his drug commercial bit???? All this and more on this week's "Here's The Scenario!" *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras...

The delightful Jeremiah Watkins joins us in studio this week. We break down the logistics of fighting an eagle with our bare hands, conceptualize Grand Theft Auto radio stations, and swap stories about turtles. FOLLOW JEREMIAH:   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/jeremiahstandup?s=20&t=q08cdLannQ9vbVNjaz5wYQ Website: https://www.jeremiahwatkins.com...

It's a miracle - we convinced Bobby Kelly to do the show! He immediately regrets it once he hears Brendan laugh 10 different ways. Also in this episode, Bobby tells the story of when he tracked down his dad, and we get a surprise drop-in from the legend, Rich Vos! FOLLOW BOBBY: Instagram: @robertkellylive Twitter: @robertkelly Website: https://robertkellylive.com WATCH BOBBY'S NEW SPECIAL "KILL BO...

On this episode, hosts of both Talk Clearyler and Here’s The Scenario podcasts teamed up for a special live version of their shows as part of the New York Comedy Festival. Talk Clearlyer’s Cipha Counds and Wil Sylvince delivered the NOC news to Here’s The Scenario’s Brendan Sagalow and Mike Cannon who returned the favor by delivering some hypotheticals. It’s a wild ride from two of NY’s funniest p...

We start this week's episode the only way we know how - with an argument. We debate whether or not candy corn is trash, guess Feeney's max bench, and Brendan tells a story about a recent confrontation he had on the subway. Also in this episode, we plan Nicole's murder. Fun! *** GET TICKETS TO SEE CANNON AT GRAMERCY THEATRE: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00005D62A92F2DCF?f_use_ras_unavailab...