Here We Go with Josh Rosenberg

Come along sweet friends as we stumble through episode 70 with some fervor and zest. Let's discuss daydreaming in school and temple, exhaustion, dog ear surgery, detaching from negative emotions with rapid efficiency, knowing nothing of ancestors, and hey, shouldn't we also discuss average lifespans of the 1600's? I mean, shouldn't we finally talk about the deceptive marketing of toilet paper comp...

Okay, let's talk about daydreaming, let's talk about forgetfulness and exhaustion, let's talk about Saturday Night Live and racism, let's talk about Andre Iguodala and boredom, let's talk about Bill Gates and toilets, let's talk about human value and perspective, let's talk about comedians and philosophers, let's talk about chili and appreciation, let's talk about sports and simplicity, come along...

Josh is back from another backstage experience at a comedy club and lives to brag about it. Also points out the downhill path of comedians' podcasts, the boredom and intrigue of Andre Iguodala's memoir, and the amazement of CBD/Hemp oil being used to treat dogs and other things. Let's go viral (or even bacterial) so hard. Now, be kind to yourself and know you're loved. By who? Not sure, but I'll j...

Josh is almost 38 years old but lapses into some serious sophomoric content with this in-depth analysis of fart sounds. Also, Josh points out the deception of social media, the remarkable innovation of Steve Wozniak and his views on intelligence, the commendable job of single moms, the perils of aging, and the fear of waking up to home-invasion sounds in the middle of the night. I'm growing up, fo...

Josh used to be cool and he's ready to prove it. Plenty of hot hot hot news stories covered, including a biter at daycare, junk furniture left out on curbs, ridiculous team names, natural disasters, the extinction of quality Hollywood comedy movies, and a serious rant on America's gun culture. Yes, serious. So, no smiling, and if you need to leave the room, that's fine. Get some air. Now get some...

Josh is covered in beagle hair and ready to cover the big topics, such as couples communicating on social media, developing patience (at Banana Republic and beyond), dealing with Impostor Syndrome, the mysterious rise of Danny McBride, and the emotional Robin Williams biography. Let's play nice, let's dare to dream, let's reach for the stars, and let's just take it down a notch and stream this dam...

Josh now understands that he... is terrible at vacationing, needs to lose some weight, strives to eat healthier, screwed up a date night, doesn't understand horns in jazz, hates everything about Buca di Beppo, loves everything about Theo Von and his approach-ability, needs to get back in a classroom, and desires a domesticated bear. G'head, it's ready for ya! On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh breaks down fights, all fights (on and off the baseball field), points out why it's good for kids to be bored, analyzes the mental zone of success, and reveals the long list of things normal people do that he will not (yes, using a bidet is on the list). So, kick up your feet, pour an Arnold Palmer, and stream this bad boy! On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh almost had to fight a deer. Other incredibly important topics discussed include relationships with wildlife in the suburbs, the origins of liars and the 5-second rule (just eat food off the ground whenever y'want!), the eventual extinction of newspapers, learning about Eddie Murphy through Comedians in Cars with Seinfeld, motives of class clowns, and my 20 year high school reunion. Okay, carr...

Josh focuses on parenting and points out the many colors we get wrong. Other topics covered include the fallacy of celebrating our Independence on July 4th, the absurdity of political debates and politicians, anxiety spikes, seeing therapists, and dealing with horrible sales people. Sell me something! Happy summer, folks. Stream it like y'mean it! on Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh explores the lack of benefits of most apps, provides the key to keeping calm in life's sea of chaos, overhypes the Pete Holmes book, rants about Drake on the Raptors sidelines, analyzes Big Little Lies and Diana Ross's lyrics, and recommends people stop watching movies on airplanes. Just stop. Okay? Thanks. Enjoy the sunshine, and stream this one hard! Not just a normal stream, but push that...

Josh has been deeply moved by Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot passage and needs to share it. Time to place significance on the little things again, such as Sam Elliott's famous mumbles, public bathroom etiquette, old movie trailers, sharing the planet harmoniously (okay, not too little), and historical bias. And oh yeah...Dare to dream! Don't make me Google motivational quotes, just go with "dare to dr...

Josh needs to put down his phone and enjoy life's moments without pressing that red recording circle. Josh is also ready to dedicate most of this podcast to Subway and other fast food origin stories but also finds time to discuss the closing of The Punchline, and the transformation of San Francisco. Bring an appetite...this one gets messy. Aaaaaand, stream!

Josh, always the optimist, points out all of the many ways humans have screwed up this place called earth. This Good Samaritan also finds time to rant about a sweatshirt that smells terrible from Kohls, Michelle Obama's memoir, and the Harlem Globetrotters creating peace and harmony. As a former Washington General, Josh provides a true insider's look into the world of professional basketball. A ta...

Josh breaks down the purpose of motivational quotes, describes the sexism that plagues his marriage, encounters a calendar calculating savant, and remembers the glory of the Mighty 1090. Too $hort said album number 10 would be his last as a promotional strategy before releasing 87 more albums, so I'll say the same thing. This is it...I'm done...no more. Now, enjoy it (until next time!). On twitter...

Josh is back from Fargo. In other news, Josh covers the topics of antibiotics becoming weaker, the many ways to measure personalities, high school librarians, the benefits of mistakes, and the amazing story of Ronald Wayne. This story is unreal. Also unreal: black holes. That's breaking science news. Or, I think I heard that. Or, maybe not. Or maybe they found a black hole. Who are they? This podc...

Josh analyzes the impacts of divorce on kids, explores the nature of fame in today's world, and discusses the Kevin Hart Twitter saga, the Warriors final season in Oakland, and the emotional movie "Beautiful Boy" (go see it!). Thanks for tuning in! Tell a friend. No, not about this podcast, but just tell a friend something today. They've been waiting to hear from you. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh gets destroyed by salesmen and lives to tell about it, plus rants on March Madness, gambling, comedians living in a cutthroat world, and mental health. Also covered: the brutal realities of truly understanding history. Now stream, stream, and stream away like your life depends on it. Fill your soul with sunshine and push the limits off the couch until it stains the rug. Then clean it, but don...

Josh gets very close to dropping knowledge on the brain's capacity to hold memories, excessive filming of babies, hand sanitizer, Amy Schumer's new special, and David Bowie's lyrics. Self-deprecation, old tapes, and Michelle Obama also briefly discussed. Parental advisory explicit lyrics. Enjoy the madness of March! Follow on twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a rating on iTunes. Now put down your phone...

Josh is dangerously excited for March Madness, and the stream of consciousness flows into the college admissions cheating scandal, graphic T-shirts, views of prestigious colleges, and way too much being caught on tape in the world of sports. Rate it, love it, believe it, know it, see it, want it, It's It oatmeal cookie vanilla ice cream...what is it, it's what? No clue, but stream it, NOW! Thanks...

Josh breaks down the power of Yelp, the movies Free Solo, Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Sam Cooke documentary. Other rants include almost fainting again, VHS tapes, Rotten Tomatoes, and opening up a bagel shop. And that's...50! Drop a rating on iTunes, focus on the positives, and continue being the great person you are. And yes, I bought another mattress. That makes 6 in the last few months. Interven...

Josh is delirious and tired, just like most of you, so the time was right to discuss self-driving cars, censorship, gender selection, speech translation, the Gold Rush of 1849, and the book Goodnight Moon (a very in-depth close look at Goodnight Moon, as you were hoping). Also, Muggsy the elderly beagle dry heaves throughout the episode, adding to a lovely listening experience. Now...listen and en...

Josh breaks down teachers' strikes throughout the country, false advertising, left-leaning SNL, powerlessness of parenting, and the NY Times bestseller "Educated" by Tara Westover. Drop a rating or review on iTunes and have a lovely day, m'friends! Stream on...

Sit back, relax, and listen as Josh expresses his beliefs about global warming, Tom Brady, lazy Americans, hard-working Americans, Tracy Wolfson, media food, camping, Alexa, The Beatles decreasing listener-ship, the coddling of students, the music that plays when you're on hold, and patience (or lack of). Stream...NOW! G'on, now, stream it! Thank you.

Josh describes the value of living away from cold weather, the amazement of the documentary "Three Identical Strangers," the discomfort of many mattresses, the brain's negative bias, and the beagle who keeps going and going and going. Stories can define the way we see the world, as discussed in this episode. So...subscribe, stream, and enjoy, m'friends!