Here We Go with Josh Rosenberg

Josh skipped a month to enter the warp zone of June and is ready to rip roaring rapid splash into July (sorry). But let us all congregate and hear about potential wedding dance songs, potential graduation speech messages, potention transitions in college, potential sauna conversations, potential conversations between the right and left, potential world cup injuries, potential fast food rankings, p...

Buckle up and hold onto your suspenders cuz Josh is ready to finally break down the most significant topics of the day, such as eggplant communication, stalling on the airwaves, Disney perverts, documentary cringe moments, gentle parenting, military strength, white privilege, ghetto towns, the Hulkster, concealing Judaism, and Lee Greenwood. Yep, proud to be an American, folks! Wishing you all a g...

Ohhh buddy, Josh has noticed a few things goin' on and luckily he has a mic. He also has a pulse and not much else, but that's enough to create a listening experience where you'll receive a red hot recap of body parts falling asleep, oversnacking, songs about peaches, kids movies, moneymaking ideas, TikTok cash, the Jailblazers documentary, Jon Bush's numerous cruises, Super Mario's action, magic...

It's about to go down! Down like that number on the scale Josh sees in his fantasies but certainly not in real life. Nope, in real life Josh is just watching kids eat poorly, holidays become too sugary, humans become too artificial, straits become too Hormusy, wives become too traddy, landscaper requests that become too risky, dreams that become too scary, sheds become too shitty, preachers become...

Let the madness begin! Enjoy this heartfelt episode about a couple fellas named Mitch and one named Doug. Welp, that part is at the end, but you'll see. First, you'll need to sit through rants about brackets, unoriginal rappers, the Oscars, liberals and conservatives coming together, daytime talk shows of the 90s, tribalism, bath tub time, meterorologists, postmen, and expenses. There might be som...

The time has come to jump into some real shit, folks! Yes, literally. Yes, this episode deals with the scents of public restrooms, and religion as well. Classic combo. This episode deals with hearing issues and fitness as well, classic combo. This episode analyzes Mel Brooks and the Golden Gate Bridge historic nonsense, classic combo. This episode touches on hunters and gatherers and Dwayne The Ro...

Y'ready for some pro tips and life hacks? What kind of shithead starts a podcast description that way. Okay, take two: y'ready for some big fat insight on ICE? Then stream this episode...now! You'll also be exposed to views on writing life stories, government distrust, immigrants, obituary photos, parenting styles, Washington Bullets, Facebook fan pages and marketplace, chauvanistic shock jocks, a...

Happy new year to the greatest podcast listeners on this place called Earth, a place where humans like Josh get to speak freely about weird nicknames, and the Cocktail soundtrack, and brain surgeries, and neighbors passing, and the old McDonalds rhyming menu ad, and Kokomo (you'll get there faster if you take it slow...), and Dry January, and small talk, and boredom, and Bob Weir. Wishing you all...

Let's get it! Get to the content that moves the needle, pal. Content like big Eddie Murphy laughs, big reflections on wife beaters and reasons we itch, big insights on the Dust Bowl and racism and earthquakes, big analysis of skin color and movie stars and Michael Irvin, and big questions about aliens and the human condition. Embrace these moments, folks. Inhale, exhale, repeat and stream it! Logo...

Back to it with a dandy. Y'know how so many things just simply suck? Welp, luckily, Josh is able to capture some of them for a can't miss listening experience. This experience includes observations of Waldorf people, music from the 1800s, shitty current rap, fiercely independent toddlers, homeless celebs, monetizing podcasts, teen fashion, and the temporary existence of humans. Deep? Yep, probably...

Josh reveals his mental health journey and his path to getting help. What a dramatic opening sentence! Click bait? Maybe. Other click bait topics include E-bike bad boys, Trump's potential twists and turns, anxiety spikes, compassion for current generation, careless late 90s lookback, KPop Demon Hunters, battling insomnia, Joey Cassina's art, meds and meds and meds and ASMR steak grilling in the f...

Guess who's back, back again, Shady's back, tell a friend...(Eminem anyone? Yep, he's a grandpa. Feelin' old?). Josh is able to sift through all of the weird thoughts and reflect on some of the truly profound topics for this special episode. Those topics include hidden photos, igloos, French Felix with funding, artist Joey, Jimmy Kimmel, bucks with weapons on their heads, isolating religion, scram...

Josh recently turned 44 and doesn't sound a day younger. Emotional and physical aches and pains aside, Josh is ready to focus on the power of the word "fuck" as well as the power of old bulldogs. Josh might also attempt to focus on the exhaustion of taking a family to a baseball game, and the ability for the brain to weaken, and the younger generation not caring about old customs, and micro dosing...

Okay, let's get back to it, whuddya say? Josh says yes, the hiatus is ovahhh! Summer is flying by as always and it's time to focus on what matters, things like Jenga drinking games, orcas still performing, the smells of Legoland, the boredom of Bear, the connection to ChatGPT, the inability to golf properly, the highs and lows of life, the Marin parents on their screens at coffee shops, the absenc...

Oh my oh my oh my goodness, you've landed on something purely golden. This is that kind of episode that opens up a new cerebral pathway into discovery. Discover what, pal? Welp, stop yelling and just stream it already. So then, yes, you'll be able to discover the secrets of the Vietnam veterans, the laundry mishaps of the Rosenberg fam, the basis of naming American stuff after native tribes, the a...

Okay kind friends, let's examine that wild world of meds, let's examine how dumb we really are, let's examine the dentist and even the old urologist, let's take a closer look at fainting, let's look into the human connection to art, and let's also think about factory jobs and AI! Ohhh, what the hell, why not. We can talk about anything and broaden our scope into unpacking the tech boom and even lo...

Oooh you found it! You found that extra special listening experience, guaranteed to put you in the zone of delight. A zone that involves the truly important stuff like solo parenting, turning 100 years old, private diaries, baseball bloopers, historical figures and their bodily functions, iPhone history, and ohhh so much more! So stream it, dream it, and cream it, as they say. Leave a nice rating...

Josh is going big like Big Pun with some memories, sweeeeeeeet memories of freestyle rap, yodeling, carnivals during protests, Bob Ross, health class, alcohol education, sketching genitals, the Indigo Girls, YouTube click bait, and ohhh so much more! Pretty much the yooooooosual. Stream time! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Status elevation by Star of the Week at Vallecito

It's truly time for Josh to focus on what really matters, things like trout releases amongst toddlers, the old baseball player Gaylord Perry, quick resolutions to fights with ma, Signal chat leaks, Righteous Gemstones emotions, Civil War sadness, White Lotus, Sandinistas, feeling historical topics, unfiltered kids, and sweating the small stuff. Ohhh, such small stuff. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music...

Josh is back and ready to describe his miserable battles with insomnia, his observations of hotel lobby clerks, his hopes for battling natural disasters, his reentry into therapy, his views of politicians, his distaste for modern ice creameries, his faith in humanity, his theory on stoned apes, and his goals for natural healing. Highs and lows, ups and downs, gratitude and anxiety all rolled into...

Not a whole lotta diving boards at pools these days, but it's time for you to dive into another episode as Josh finally addresses the hot topics of 1987 TV ads, Trader Joe's checkers, insomnia, veteran teachers, wilderness isolation, coyotes, superior modern intelligence, fast food shrimp, retirement, and mock trial. This one is a grab bag of delight, a variety pack of bolognas or boloneys, and a...

Josh enters the new year of podcasting with reflections on the holidays, the inauguration, the moronic Nazi salute, the power of Bobby McFerrin, the clear vision of his wife, the anti-social generation, the run-in with the police department, the performance of cringy Culkin in A Real Pain, the pressure-cooker teens live in, and the desire for solitude. It's fine. It's just fine. It's also ready to...

It's about to get a bit weird 'n wild, folks, but that's whatchya signed up for! So, kick back, sip that egg nog, loosen the belt, and enjoy the sounds of a man discussing the mysteries of the KKK, healing your inner child, traumas galore, finding common ground, killing bears, material gift guilt, confusing environmentalism, drug addicts on the streets, scaring kids, saying Merry Christmas, and a...

Welcome to the debut of Josh's daughter Myla on the podcast. Prior to this exclusive interview with a first grader who just turned 7, Josh finds time to address smelly hotels, the predictability of aging, the boredom of wine country, the lunacy of orthodoxy, the repression of religion, the irrelevance of letters of rec, the scent of cedar balsam and the bizarre world of older folks bringin' their...

Honestly, sheeesh, I mean really...who knows. Maybe a good one, maybe not, but certainly the worst intro line to promote any podcast ever in the history of episode blurbs. Hold on hold on, this'll grab ya: It's all about intense and thrilling topics, such as cannibalism and gold! It's about virtue signaling and academic stress! It's about weed and French kings! It's about bots and nature! It's abo...