Here, Make This...

Larko talks us through his idea for OCD seminars and personal advice. We also chat about unusual instruments found in songs and push to increase their popularity for the greater good of Rock n Roll.

We welcome our 2nd guest on the podcast and shortly after the condiment exchange we're blowm away by the sheer brilliance of his idea, which leaves us wondering "why hasn't anyone done THAT yet?" Jackas and Larko's ideas pale in comparison and are barely worth mentioning. 

For those discerning adults looking for an ideal Christmas gift have a listen to Larko's game idea (which he stole from Jackas). Plus, if you love mould and wish it was home delivered then subscribe to Jackas' new club!

If you need some time off from the kids or just crave some guaranteed "me time" without disruption then this episode is for you. Larko also presents his latest franchise restaurant concept with an ad campaign straight out of a Carry On film.

You love butter, we love butter, everyone (except vegans and the lactose intollerant) loves butter. We solve all your annoyances when it comes to spreading said butter. Oh, and Jackas works out a way to punish people in public places. 

Ever wondered how you'd fair in an Olympic event against the best in the world? Question no more because have we got an idea just for you. Struggling with fogged up glasses whilst wearing your COVID mask. Guess what? Here, make this is all over it folks!

Looking for all those songs that have been edited or cancelled because they were too offensive for contemporary listening? Join us on our new radio station! Meanwhile...it happens to all of us at some point in time. Pent up frastrations boil over into words and actions which we later regret. We explore some solutions for venting in public to avoid these sitatuions. 

Do you have a frustration with an existing product? "Just Fix That" is the new segment just for you. We take an opportunity to vent on an existing product which simply doesn't work amd beg others to just fix it. We also explore standing up for your rights and ensuring you have remote legal advice.

It only took two weeks but we're back into the toilet again folks! Jackas takes us through very specific toilet procedures and helping the blind. You can also fulfill your "anywhere, anytime" bacon cravings without needing to actually cook it yourself. 

Ever needed to get drunk at 7am? All out of hard liquor? Then stock up on our latest breakfast creation! Larko also returns to domestic duties and the mess our pets leave about the house. Reducing vacuuming effort is the focus this week. Would you like to know more?

For those of you missing the Oscars this year, this episode is just for you. We present ideas for films we'd like to see and cover off award categories that should exist. We've also thrown in a few trailers for flicks we'd like to see!

How do you make friends as you get older? Here's an idea just to find short-term friends in your local area. For those with a hankering fora good pizza we've found the convinient solution for DIY at home.

There's nothing like an insult to motivate you and a shower to wake you up. In this episode we nail both these topics and produce a couple of ripping ideas for those of us carrying a few pounds and those who struggle to get moving in the morning. 

We endure a sweaty night of recording in the garage. Jackas produces a timely yet immaginative idea for using more deodorant and starting your day on a high. Larko sits back, relaxes and produces an incredible idea to reduce his domestic duties. We also get an update from Larko on the socials and our listener feedback. 

We celebrate our first podcast guest with a traditional "condiment exchange" and a bumper episode covering creepy crawlies, reality TV and game shows for the disadvantaged.  

Once again, and without any pre-planning, Larko and Jackas manage to come up with two ideas with a common theme: Law and Order. We explore how cops could entertain the public and how teenage criminals could give back to their communities.  

Jackas takes us through how to flagrantly violate the established rules of soccer for strategic advantage. Larko turns his sights to toilet emergencies and how best to maintain your position whilst relieving yourself. 

In this episode we tuck into some delicious ideas for new food products. One for the carnivores and one for you chocolate lovers. Sit back, grab yourself a snack and tune into the Here, Make This...Foodies Special. 

In this episode we return to the topic of “shoes” and debate the value of a pair to address viewing at concerts and events in large crowds. Jackas solves world-wide energy issues whilst standing at a public urinal and peeing against a wall. 

In this episode Larko tackles road rage and improving commuter communications. Jackas takes a close look at exotic dancers and solving a potential issue in an increasingly cashless society. We’ve also been to an auction to purchase a very special robot to assist with the podcast!  

In this episode Larko focuses entirely on his own well-being and comfort.  Jackas seeks to solve one of his biggest annoyances and address why most of us avoid some forms of online shopping.

 In this episode Larko solves his personal condiment logitics whilst on-the-go and Jackas proposes the every-person charity event for those of us who prefer to take it easy.

Welcome to your new favourite podcast  Here, Make This...  the podcast jam-packed full of explosive ideas by two guys too lazy to bring them to reality. Ideas for products, services, movies and TV shows. From the downright absurd to the mildly plausible. Tune in each episode as we discuss and critique the ideas, present some hand-drawn sketches and bring our fake products to life. In this trailer...