Here, Make This...

Tired of waiting in queues at your local bar? Tune in to hear a brilliant, top notch solution. Larko also introduces another remote to take up space on your coffee table. 

Set your expectations Low to Very Low for this week's episode. Two ideas inspired by sports with not much substance but plenty of banter.

Jackas adds to his highly aclaimed and quickly expanding collection of "kids stuff for adults". Larko draws on his love of music and films to present an idea for changing the context of any advertisement.

If you're searching for your next scary ride at the amusement park then look no further than Larko's idea for this week. Jackas combines fashion with drinking. They said it couldn't be done but we've done it people!

We inadvertantly present two ideas that involve lying on your back. No, not THAT. We're all about bathing and getting a better nights sleep this week. It's a relaxation episode people. Sit back, rellax and take it all in.

Comfort and solving the worlds problems, once again. Is there anything this podcast can't do? Larko and Jackas reflect on Star Wars, Littering and the Japanese culture. What more could you want?

If we travelled back in time to August Jackas' idea would be incredibly topical. Once again, it's sports. Larko takes us through some basic human instincts and looks to suplement our natural warning signals with a bit of tech. 

Larko attempts to entertain us when annoying people call you. Jackas questions why more blokes aren't into cooking and looks at a way of encouraging them with flames and smoke.

Quite a selfish episode if we're honest. Jackas takes a somewhat passive-agressive approach to robbing people for his own amusement. Larko enters the world of bookmaking and tries to profit off other people's misfortune. 

We tiptoe very cautiously around the topic of sex pests and Larko presents an idea whilst assuring us he isn't one. Jackas steps back into the sporting realm and tries to draw Larko's attention.

We delve into the world of dog poop and remote control. It's not so much the remote control of dog poop or dogs pooping on remote controls. They're separate ideas. 

Not all sports can afford the latest in video review systems. Jackas takes us through a simple idea for settling umpiring disputes at the tennis. Larko presents an idea for ....wait for it.....AN APP!

There's just some things that shouldn't be automated. Jackas presents an idea for a public toilet invention that's totally manual. Larko returns to fashion, seeking comfort and relaxation by the pool whilst potentially looking like the Michelin Man.

It's complete concensus on Larko's push for extra days off. It's just a question of "when". We also debate the definition of "fresh" when it comes to food as Jackas presents an inspiring idea for the freshest of frozen foods in the home.

Jackas admits he doesn't brush his teeth at night. Larko admits he watches Married at First Sight. Jackas seriously reconsideres their friendship. Some ideas get presented in the middle of it all. 

Larko is on a mission to create his own App Store. In this episode he gets one step closer. Jackas makes some observations around social conversations and proposes a new communication standard. 

We learn about how songs get written and take some shortcuts to produce our own. Larko requires some assistance in confrontations so simply outsources it to someone else.

We celebrate the end-of-financial-year with a bargain basement episode. We smash out some ideas, smash out the savings, bring out the bargains and hit rock bottom. 

Getting drunk when you get older isn't too difficult but it's the hangover which becomes harder to deal with. Jackas has a solution. Larko vents on young people for a bit and comes up with his own fashion line.

Getting away from it all during a COVID lock-down can be tricky. Let's see if Larko can avoid using "the lab" to describe his idea. We also present a few literal sketches for our new TV show pilot!

We mention the words testicles, tackle, balls and nuts enough times to get us banned. But it's all for a good cause. Jackas invents something to give you more daylight hours during the most valuable parts of your day. 

Larko takes us through some ideas for how to be "comfortable to very comfortable". Jackas provides some insights on how he deals with poor service and presents an idea for giving companies feedback on their products and services.

Probably some of the worst ideas we've presented so far. In fact, the ratings on these ones are the lowest we've had so far and there's very little to get excited about. But fuck it's a funny episode!

Fads may come and go, but some things are never forgotten. This week we take liberty and culturally appropriate traditional dress for the modern day. Jackas helps us avoid any confusion regarding what to recycle by introducing a morning treat.

You grab the keys, leave the house and head out for an afternoon of fun. When you get back your house has been mysteriously cleaned by persons unknown, nor seen, nor heard. Sound good? Well listen in for Jackas' idea for your new personal assistants. Larko pitches his new TV show and convinces us there's a market for simple cooking and for those seeking effeciency in the kitchen.