Here Comes The Spooky

Once there was a Maniac who also was a cop, also he had chin. The chin to end all chin's. That's right, we watched Maniac Cop and we had a lot of fun with it. Also we say offense stuff so please don't let your children listen and always STAY SPOOKY!

Well hello there Spooky Squad. We don't wanna waste your time sugar coating it, this movie sucks balls. But we do talk about the new Texas Chainsaw movie so that's kinda cool, I guess? At least the ending is sort of neat. We watch it if you want or just listen to our dumbass and enjoy 90 min of your life.

You don't have to be alone tonight, just call us and pick up that phone! We are spending our Valentine weekend with you and since we are getting so romantic together, lets get weird with it. So welcome to the dance of odd slashers that came after Scream. Also Stay Spooky!

Hey Spooky Sqaud! Are you an Edge Lord? Do you like Edges? Do you like Axes? Do you like the Say You Love Satan Podcast? Do you like suspense? Do you like Drama? Cause you wont find some of that here, cause this is Here Comes The Spooky and we drunkenly do what we want cause this ain't your mom and dad's podcast, baby! This time we are joined by the super special Satanic guest from the diabolic Dr...

Hey Grandpa Joe, can we go to Potter's Bluff before we head over to Willie's Chocolate Fat Factory and watch shitty kids get murdered? Maybe? That's right, we visited Potter's Bluff to learn about "A New Way Of Life". Have you ever wanted to live in a town full of zombies that spend their nights killing tourists but spend their days pumping gas and running the local diner? Well good! Cause we have...

We just assume that you like when we get drunk and ramble on about stuff that isn't or normal content so what we did was get super drunk and flap jaw about the Top Five Songs that are always stuck in our heads. You can tell your ears that we said "You're Welcome"

Outside the blood is falling, and friends are drinking Yoo-hoo. Come one its lovely weather for a murder together with you. Merry Christmas CHUDs and Spooky Squad. Nachos and I get together and bond over fond memories of deadly Santa's and holiday horror while we reminisce about the Tales From The Crypt story "And All Through The House" so let your ears enjoy a very special episode of everybody's...

Not one, not three, but two... Oh didn't you know? Here we are, running down one of the most popular horror movie franchises with the least popular set of sequels. Does this one hold up to the original? Probably not but there is a chainsaw duel so that is kinda cool.

This is it! We beat the odds and made it to the 50th episode. Most podcast quit after their 10th episode but not us, we are too stupid to stop. So this time we see what Gale Weathers is up at Woodsboro High but first we play a bunch of nasty games before we get to the movie so check us out as we almost puke while we try to STAY SPOOKY!

Remember kids, there are rules to Halloween. Don't destroy those Jack-o-lanterns, make it home before midnight, and always, ALWAYS check your candy... If you have done it yet, treat your eyes to the 2009 sleeper hit Trick R' Treat and then feast your ears on everybody's 2nd favorite podcast as we talk it up one side and down the other. Sam be praised!

You didn't ask for it but you got it! Here Comes The Spooky presents H40 aka Halloween 2018. Lets take all your favorite parts of the series from Halloween 2 on and erase that shit, sprinkle in some Activia and a few bad ass ladies and you have one hell of a sequel/remake/new franchise! Check it out and Stay Spooky!

We watched Ghostbusters. It's great and it needs no other info. Check it out, Dickless! STAY SPOOKY!

Stars? STARZ? Nope, not that wack-ass cable network but the baller ass Brad Vickers lead specials team from the Racoon City Police Department. Now is the time that all hell is breaking loose inside the city. Perhaps Jill Valentine and her low cut mini-skirt can help resolve the issues of the zombie epidemic. Listen in to find out your 2nd favorite dummies think of this classic video game.  

Have you ever thought to yourself "Boy I wish someone would combine my love of power tools with my love of crappy art" well you are in luck. The Driller Killer does just that and more. It drills, it kills, it really fucking sucks. We gave up 90 mins of our lives to cover one of the "poster children" of the Video Nasties and we regretted every second of it but we did all for you ya beautiful CHUDs!

Welcome back Spooky Squad! The Here Comes The Spooky Podcast is coming back at you at the start of Season 3 with Club Dread, brought to you in SPOOK-E-VISION! What is Coconut Pete up to on Paradise Island? Is Dave getting a little to wild with those Ex-pectations? If you don't know yet, you'll have to wait and see. So que up that DVD and tie your 2nd favorite buddy to a raft while we take you Pina...

The sequel to one of the great games ever made, Resident Evil 2! You probably know everything about it but now you can hear what your 2nd favorite podcast thinks (SPOILER ALERT: We Like It). The outbreak in the Arklay Mountains has now spread into nearby Raccoon City where rookie cop Leon Kennedy and the new girl in town, Claire Redfield, battle to stop the zombie horde and work to expose Umbrella...

You know we couldn't go all summer without bringing you some additional episodes. We talk about it often but we decided to get a few drinks in us, with the help of our special guest The Phantom Bastard, and run through all the Mortal Kombat games except MK vs DC cause that game don't count. So if you like Mortal Kombat and drunk guys who talk about it well then this episode is for you!

One, Two, we have a new episode for you... That's right Spooky Squad, we are FINALLY doing the first move in the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. It only took us 44 episodes to get there but here, who is counting? We have a few special guests on this episode but make sure you have your tissues ready as we run down some Season 2 highlights before we get to the House That Freddy Built!

Hey CHUDS! Are you ready to go on an adventure to that will bring you close to prison, death, and some questionable dinosaurs? Well look no further as we jump into Nacho's dream movie for Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Is it spooky enough for the squad? Well listen in and find out.

Welcome back to Haddonfield, where Halloween is a scared topic and everyone is a afraid of a little orphan girl. Do you think you have what it takes to tackle the legacy that Michael Myers left behind? I doubt it, but you are welcome to try. Also make sure you stop to get your discount gas at Penny's! Here comes the Return of Michael Myers...

Welcome to Valkenvania, where the car parts are cheap and the marriages cost and arm and a leg! All you CHUDs better look to see who has front seats to the Mexican hat dance now. I bet they look like spiders in a birthday cake! That's right, we watched the hated 90's classic Nothing But Trouble and go F&$@ yourself if you don't like this questionable horror movie/comedy. STAY SPOOKY!

Calling all Creeps! Calling all Creeps! You are needed at the show, the MOTHA FUCKING CREEPSHOW! That's right Spooky Squad, your 2nd favorite podcast runs down one of the best horror anthology movies of all time. Does daddy get his cake? How about Billie? Do you think the inside of that crate is comfortable? Well why don't you check out this episode and fine out.

Have you checked on the kids lately? Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights? Have you celebrated your 2nd favorite podcast confusing Bonnie Tyler with Billy Squire? Well wait no more as Nachos McWerewolf and Cincinnati Jeff talk about one of the unsung 90's slashers when we flap jaw about Urban Legend. STAY SPOOKY!

Hey Spooky Squad! Do you like fishing? Dogs? Running around with unexplainably good looking College Kids that have no business camping out in the woods where mass murders happens? Well Tucker and Dale are here to make sure the Dukes of Spook treat you well with a fantastic story of beer drinking, bees, and misunderstanding. STAY SPOOKY! 

One of the greatest video games of all time! Now listen to what your 2nd favorite podcast thinks about it. When the Racoon City STARS Alpha team ends up stranded in the local wilderness and stalked by zombie dogs, they take refuge in a nearby mansion that looks like it was a test site for original Manhattan Project, but luckily we have Barry the weapons expert, Jill the master of unlocking, and Ch...