Here Comes The Spooky

Those Dukes of Spook have a special bonus episode just for you. We talk about what we think are some of the best, some of the scariest, and some of the okay-est masks in all of horror and beyond, so get those ears ready!

Ohhhhhh, we are Happy Campers, we love to drink and cuss, and if you don't listen, we will kick you in the nuts. Pack those nap sacks and bring your wieners because the Dukes of Spook roast some turds while we watch the unappreciated classic that is Sleepaway Camp 2: Revenge of the Peter.

One, Two, we have a new episode for you. You didn't want it and you damn sure didn't ask for it but here it is anyway. Almost everyone's least favorite Elm Street movie. So put on your dancing shoes and get that diary ready cause we watched Freddy's Revenge cause it's our goddamn show and we don't care about you. 

Hey! You ever seen a snake? You ever seen a snake... on 3D? Well now you have cause them Spooky Boys are coming at you once again with a return Camp Crystal lake via the Haven of all that is Higgins. So grab your 3D glasses and a bottle of ibuprofen and lets all watch a sweet ass yo-yo scene with ya boy JV! STAY SPOOKY!

The Chuck is back and he brought along them Spooky Boys to talk about his 2nd murderous rampage through the suburbs of Chicago and straight into our hearts. Have you ever seen a doll that pees itself? Well this one bleeds! Also we sort of lose sight of what we normally do because we had wonderful, multiple interruptions from the Saint of HCTS, Rob Wicked himself!

We don't just make horror movie content, sometimes we get liquored up and like to talk about My Little Pony or favorite Designing Women episodes. Well this time its neither, instead we sit down with Yukon Tom and the Flu-Tang Man to talk about how badass some of those tunes from our favorite NES games can hit them ear drums so sit down with some Butterfinger BB's and nod along to all the classic N...

Tis the season to be murdered... We take a Christmas Break with nosey ass Aunt Maggie while we get a little too drunk and watch Child's Play. So pay that back alley salesman and get your ass ready cause we want to bring you yuletide greetings with our classic HCTS attitudes. 

His name is Matt, and he's kind scary, don't try to run, cause his ass is hairy. Unfortunately we watched Maniac Cop 2 because its a Christmas Episode. Do you have the testicular fortitude to listen in? Well we hope you like musical interludes cause there is a bunch!

It's the 80's and you are getting ready to sneak out of the house to go to a carnival but first you need to put on a Halloween mask and grab a knife before sneak a peek at your sisters boobies... and if that sounds familiar to you, this is where similarities end cause it just gets weird from here. Welcome to The Funhouse were all your nightmares of horny big headed monsters come to life. Come for...

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The wrong man was released from the psych ward due a mix up in name spelling and now he is on a killing spree for sorority girls... silently? We watched Silent Madness cause Nacho's wanted to and now you have to listen about it. Sorry we're not sorry. STAY SPOOKY! 

Send in the MARINES! ALIEN MARINES! We took a detour one afternoon while drinking when we decided that talking about the Aliens toy franchise was a good idea but we were wrong... It was a fucking GREAT idea! Toyline reviews drunkenly brought to you by the Dukes of Spook. (each sold separately) 

Scream 2: Scream Harder Hash Tag Ghost Face Goes To College. That's All.

We are not going to sugar coat it for you. We traveled back in time and made out with our moms to make this episode happen. Don't fear the Reaper cause baby I'm your man. Also, we're back bitches!

So you like the Resident Evil franchise huh? I bet you love getting together with a friend and talking about the best game in the series, don't ya? Well guess what CHUD? This ain't it... This is Resident Evil 5 and your 2nd favorite podcast is not a fan. So get your boulder punching fists ready cause we are about to crap all over this piece of garbage.

You didn't think we would go all summer without dropping you some extra content did you? That's right, your 2nd favorite podcast is back with a full "bonus" episode where we review this nifty little indie flick called Fresh Hell, so after you check us out please make sure to check it out cause if you don't, somebody might cut their d%$& off! STAY SPOOKY!

Good Evening Kiddies! Tonight’s tale involves a room full or loud mouth jerks with too much booze in their blood and their opinions on movies made over 2 decades ago. Who knows, maybe you might learn something and become the next Scary Cooper or Robert Deadford with a little story we like to call… Demon Knight.

Wolfs, wolfs, and boobie wolfs! Your 2nd favorite podcast final gets down and sexy with the wild wolfs of The Howling. Do you like Tom Atkins? Well guess what? This movie has his K-Mart knock off brother Tim Watkins. Also we take a break in the middle and listen to some Weird Al cause its our show and you just have to deal with it. STAY SPOOKY!

Have you ever wondered what it was like to enjoy some of the best but also most of the worst of William Shatner and also sprinkle in a little bit of Michael Ironside, post Scanners but still in Canada? Well here is your chance! We bring you Visiting Hours from our HELLO NASTY list via Spook-E-Vision. And if this movie doesn't work, at least our SHAKE machine does?

Thrill Me. If you have the time, pop yourself some popcorn, slug down whiskey, grab yourself a warm body, and throw on a snuggie cause this is the shit right here. Night Of The Creeps. The Tom Atkins diet of delight peaks with this fantastical peak of cinematic madness. Get your flame thrower ready for the big dance. Light em up Spanky, and Thrill Me. 

Welcome back for the first time to Camp Forest Green. You feel like you've been here before but maybe it feels different. The lakes are Crystal and the deaths are plenty. Friday the 13th Part VI is what's up on the chopping block so make sure you laugh along while we try so STAY SPOOKY!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you smoked too much Oregano and not enough Nutmeg? Well we know! The damn devil will take control of you unless you keep yourself busy with knitting and weed. So grab some microwaveable burritos and put on some 2 Live Crew while we bring you back to 1999 and talk all kinds of shit about your Idle Hands!

Lets take your 2 favorite characters from the Resident Evil franchise, subtract one, and then drop Leon alone in some eastern European country to rescue the President of the United States' daughter who was kidnapped by a shadowy organization that is totally not Umbrella and being held captive in a badly guarded small church. Also there is a dog and a chainsaw wielding doctor. Thats right! It's tim...

Here it is! The most electrifying SEGA game since Virtua Fighter Kids! This game is not talked about enough and really, its become a problem so we went ahead and made it your problem. This game has all the best and none of the worst of Resident Evil, including incest and the first return of Wesker so pay attention and get ready cause its Code Veronica time!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Jetsons were headed up by Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park but they were in space and also there is ghosts? Well it that is a thing for you, you're a fan of the upcoming 1997 futuristic past present documentary movie that is sometimes know as Event Horizon. Enjoy! (NOTES: Sorry that we sometimes shout at you. We got super drunk and voices are hard to con...