Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die – Noise Space

People have been clamoring for leftist Joes Rogan, and here come three of us when we’re needed most to absolutely not talk about politics or current events. Love it or hate it, gaming is here to stay, and that means that HKIPGTD has finally become what it was always destined to be: a discussion of […]

Oh, hey! Are you still here? Well, he died. Let’s chat about that plus Elon Musk’s X Premium+ Grok AI gone woke and whatever the Garfield Eats guy is up to these days. This is our victory lap. We all outlived him! Be happy for us, and be happy for yourself! Join our Discord. Bye […]

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Hey, cool kids! After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)! Topics this week: Joe Biden: trans ally? (no) Anti-trans […]

We’re baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete’s oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and […]

Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we’ve compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, “jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh” moments […]

We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry! Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John. Edited by John. […]

Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi’kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada’s stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance! Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John. […]

“Oops! (Almost) All Lightbringers!” This week, Val and alex talk about politics and news, for a little while. Topics include the American vice presidential debates, and the funny American president having the virus. Then, for the majority of the episode, they talk about things that have been making them feel happy. Intro: The Taxpayers – […]

Bit of a bummer one this week, folks! Val and Sara are here to talk a lot about RBG’s tragic death at the hooves (and horns) of a rampaging bull and the politicking that has followed the opening up of her seat on the supreme court. We also take a bit of time to discuss […]

Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his family loves to do. They also discuss more serious topics like what’s happening in Rochester […]

In a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuries of historical events that provide context. If that sounds way too […]

Hello fellow Democrats! Welcome back to HKIPGTD where we’re definitely excited for the DNC!! Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking about the mail? Meanwhile the only Canada story Matt can summon is […]

Many will tell you Roy is finally back on HKIPGTD! She and Sara are here to discuss the overwhelming everything of it all. Topics include passing the joink over Zoom, giving Joe Kennedy III the ol’ spinorama, the funniest way to have your First Amendment rights denied, and a journey through a very website website. […]

What the fuck is up, gamers! Today, Val Matt and alex discuss the supreme court, reopening schools, the Liberal Party of Canada, and other extremely fun, relatable topics! No Brasilian presidents were harmed in the filming of this podcast. Due to some technical issues, Val’s audio is rough but improves around 13 minutes in. Apologies […]

We’re back! After about a month away, Matt and Sara reconvene to talk a little bit about the protests (they’re good), the cops (they’re bastards), and the McChicken-style projectiles that the police have been assaulted by (they’re tasty!). We also talk about Matt Gaetz’s very real adult son, one of the most provably wrong right-wing […]

What if Batman had cilantro instead of a superiority complex? alex and Val talk about a lot of other issues before we get to this question, like Joe Biden and Garfield Eats, but those are less important. Hosts: alex leafcrunch and Val flightcub who edited Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Batman Theme – […]

Matt, Val, and Sara continue to have a very normal and regular one this episode. They discuss J*cob W*hl, the Supreme Court, the virus, and #regimechange #tactics #crossfit. There’s also a healthy dose of tangents, and some Marge Simpson voice thrown in at the end. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Ladies – Fiona […]

Avengers who? Say hello to the most ambitious crossover event in history as Ciarán from Corner Spaeti comes on to give us all the info we need about last week’s Labour leaks, and we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotaging the progressive wing of our country’s party. We also talk about the political […]

Val and Sara discuss healthcare, electoral politics, the virus, and the effects of each on the others. Plus ska, Yogi Bear, what a son debate might sound like, and Sara’s presidential bid as America’s first ever business-lady President. Nicknames this week come from this article, a Medium op-ed (not an article from The Onion as […]

Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. […]

In this very special episode, Henry Kissinger is Pokemon Going to The Movies! Our discord streamed Cats (2019), and we just had to record an episode about it. Sam, Sara, Matt, and Val have a lot to discuss, and a lot to learn about cats- are they dogs? Tune in to find out! Edited by […]

Social distancing can’t stop us from podcasting, baby! Sara and Matt are here this week to learn about what good polls are like, relish the death of the original Bitcoin, and talk about some comforting anime in this trying time! Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by Sara! Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men […]

Can we get some Fs in the chat for the bevy of presidential hopefuls who suspended their campaigns last week? Can we ask ourselves which other adjectives can be used to describe a Tuesday? Can we abolish a country that’s really just three mining companies in a trenchcoat? We’ll take your lack of response as […]

In this week’s snackable episode, Sara and Val discuss: Mike Bloombefg, Bernard Sanders, the ongoing Wet’suwet’en protests, twitter, and why Sonic the hedgehog has a micropenis. They kick off the episode with that last one, actually. Hosted by Val and Sara Edited by Val Music Used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Hall of Mirrors – […]