Help I Sexted My Boss

After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s old call centre days sparks a Clone-A-Willy roleplay, and things take a wild turn with a dilemma involving a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow...

William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an accidental winding. Plus, D isn’t the only thing you’ve been spotting lately, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine. And if you thought the sandwich strap-on saga was over, think again! We hear back from the anonymous listener for more juicy details. If you want to get involved you can email us...

William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk Women Solving Crime. Together, they investigate the case of William and John, uncovering some uncanny parallels to the boys. The boys also share a few dilemmas, including the etiquette of ghosting and a vibrator mishap involving a neighbour's greenhouse. If you want to get involved you can email us , a...

Tension simmers in the studio as the boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbours, Elis and John. William shares his Hogwarts Legacy woes, and we hear a dilemma about a gassy greeting at the front door. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch th...

The boys settle on a name for our more seasoned G&Divas, and they dive into your quirky Autumnal rituals. Meanwhile, William learns he has a mischievous doppelgänger causing chaos in Prague, and after learning about stoop sales, a Sexted set clear out could be on the horizon. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can fol...

The boys attend Producer Ben’s engagement drinks, and in a shocking turn of events, William orders a pint for the first time. Meanwhile, Jordan is embracing his inner slob by slipping into Goblin mode. And we hear a heart-stopping dilemma involving a strap-on and a sandwich! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can foll...

The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they’re prepared for any circumstance. We hear your sibling revenge stories, with William and Jordan sharing some very contrasting experiences. And they explore the origins of the name Wendy (surprisingly, there is a distinct lack of potato peelers). If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva...

William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube station… luckily, Jordan was on hand to act as his personal photographer. Meanwhile, Jordan gets called out for the true intentions behind his 'Bliss Hour,' and one of you asks the big question: should you stop your friend from smearing cat poo on their face? If you want to get involved you can email u...

Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William becoming a Sunday Times Bestseller, for the second time! We get a sneak peek into William’s school days, featuring a prank call about agar jelly and a friend who somehow sounds even posher than Mr Hanson himself. And after the chaos of Waterloo-gate, we dive headfirst into your misheard lyrics. If you want to get involved you can email us , and fo...

William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair. Once he’s back up, Jordan struggles through reading an excerpt from William’s book about gravy, convinced he’s the real-life inspiration for that saucy section. And the force is strong in a dilemma involving a 'lightsaber' reveal gone wrong. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for mor...

William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, the boys go through a list of the weird and wonderful gifts you’ve received over the years - suddenly, that lavatory brush doesn’t seem so bad. Jordan, ever the wise one, shares his tips on how to gracefully backpedal when you’ve well and truly put your foot in it. And to top it all off, they receive...

The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel fire, while Jordan’s dodgy Ibiza taxi ride left him questioning his life choices. Safe to say, they could both use a bliss hour. But the drama doesn’t end there, as they tackle your dilemmas, including a swimsuit malfunction that revealed a little too much and a Vaseline mix-up that left a sour taste. I...

William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink bombs - or, in William’s case, agar jelly prank calls. The boys have also received some very creative (and slightly questionable) Clone-A-Willy Wonka artwork, and discover they’ve reached new heights of fame with a pair of canine doppelgängers. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for...

The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily functions than they ever bargained for. William nearly faints after hearing about a listener’s milk explosion, plus, a G&Diva starts a debate on whether you can stay friends with an ex. If you want to get inv...

It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanwhile, Jordan’s having a bit too much fun with a cheeky set of crochet dolls gifted by a G&Diva. Plus, the boys get a gentle nudge about their millennial quirks from the team’s resident Gen Z-er. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter....

William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to top it all off, there’s a budding podcast romance on the horizon! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM...

The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his funeral plans— roping Jordan into planning his along the way. William also shares how he’s been helping friends through breakups with a little help from Delia Smith. And the boys try to help a G&Diva storing moles in their freezer. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted f...

Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by a G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok...

William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted f...

Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy hotel door hangers are softened by a lovely gift from a G&Diva. Plus, where would the boys like to record an episode of the podcast and is it okay to dunk bourbons in orange juice? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab, life-long besties Sophia and Cinzia join us for a podcast mashup and chat about returning engagement rings, flirty phone messages and unexpected poolside arousal. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You...

Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have are just some of your dilemmas in this week’s episode. William is forcing Jordan to address the rumours surrounding his Christmas schedule and Jordan’s got a new nickname for William. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? The boys hear about an underground deodorant black market opening up in a G&Diva’s home and William has received a very flattering drawing of Campman that’s got us all hot under the collar. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter....

Jordan bares it all - literally - after a listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend picking up a roast potato with her foot. William gives us the inside scoop on his upcoming tour, "Solitary Refinement". Plus, Jordan faces the music after getting told off by Wendy and has a prepared statement to read out. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for m...

Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method. The boys dive into roleplaying awkward conversations with some familiar voices and we discover why chefs might be in need of a good talc dusting. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and wa...