Help I Sexted My Boss

The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which of your confessions deserve judgment. One of you finds yourself in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviours that give him the ick. If you want to get involved you can  email us , and for more Sexted fun  sign up &nb...

William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they’re both hardened criminals after Jordan’s run-in with the bin police, and one of you has a spicy story about a classical banger that has everyone feeling a little... uncomposed. If you want to get involved you can  email us , and for more Sexted fun  sign up  to our free VIG&Diva newsl...

The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks. If you want to get involved you can ...

After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few of your dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror...

It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, you have sent in your festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our fr...

Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and...

Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can f...

William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free V...

There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo. If you want to get involved you...

William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto (Oh no, there hasn’t!). If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You...

Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help one of you dealing with a flying poo. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva new...

Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one of you can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslette...

Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about one of you catching your partner having some “alone time” on camera. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslette...

The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Meanwhile, Jane McDonald is stealing the limelight once again with a live show clash. Plus, Mikey’s been spotted out and about, minus his builder’s gear! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram...

William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from Wendy and Graham (get your potato peelers ready!). Amid the excitement, the boys debate the ownership rules of Clone-A-Willys and discuss the unexpected fallout from bad curtains. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets and mice-themed books. But as always, a hint of mischief follows, as Jordan helps William send a very saucy voicenote to Mikey. Plus, the boys deliver a much-needed apology to our VIG&Divas for causing alarm over email. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to o...

Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on tickle fight on the floor. Amidst all the tension, the boys recount their week’s adventures with the team, from a very Gen Z football match to a memorable first gig. Plus, there's a glory hole dilemma that might just lead us to a new etiquettemology topic. If you want to get involved you can email u...

Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as the boys dive into their impressions of an alternative Sexted universe. Plus, we hear from two loved-up G&Divas who added a sprinkle of the podcast to their wedding, and William gets an eye-opening introduction to the wild world of wrestling storylines. If you want to get involved you can email us ,...

This week, William and Jordan are guests on Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the podcast where guests talk host Sarel through all the ways they’d spend a £200million EuroMillions jackpot. Join William and Jordan as they reveal their extravagant plans for their EuroMillions win, including the ultimate “bliss hour”, an exclusive day out with Barack and Michelle Obama, and a private theatre in William’...

The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage. After tackling a dilemma about a potential home buyer’s unusual request, Jordan shares some surprising home truths, and the boys also dive into the dos and don’ts of voice note etiquette. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us an...

William’s got a new reason to break out a classic TV ad song… once again. Childhood memories come flooding back as you share what sparks your own nostalgia. Plus, the D has been spotted in the wild yet again! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode...

William has been caught red-handed after a damning accusation from Mikey is brought to light. The topic of Halloween costumes brings up Jordan’s childhood “creative differences” with Wendy. And there are more costume conundrums as one of you contemplates whether or not to dress up as a creepy clown. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva...

Jordan adds another title to his résumé: film star! He may have taken some inspiration from a certain northern builder on the podcast for his new role though. Meanwhile, William’s list of common things has been picked up by a radio show in New Zealand, and it’s Jordan’s turn to answer your questions about his day job. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up t...

William faces more diplomatic troubles as he’s denied entry into New York for a work trip (and this time, it wasn’t because of a rogue laser), while Jordan takes a nostalgic dive into retro wrestling. Plus, we hear from one of you whose flatulence triggered a building-wide evacuation! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. Yo...

William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares his feelings about the photoshopped image used for the book. The pair also mull over a listener’s dilemma about an unfortunate butter imprint that looks a little too... suggestive. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...