Help I Sexted My Boss

Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin, while William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us an...

After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch th...

William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos. If you want to get involved you...

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any of you share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter....

After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something for the very first time, the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if some...

As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok...

A new year means new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Year's Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do wh...

Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'! If you want to get involved you can email us and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on In...

For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters from the Sexted universe. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and F...

You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter: William, Jordan and Producer Ben. It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t quite know whether to laugh or cry… But when the tears have all dried up they still manage to pull themselves together to answer your dilemmas on whether it’s...

Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underway but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of ‘canapés’. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence involving dropping the ‘L-Bomb’ and finding G&Divas in strange places. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on In...

Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales from back home to lighten the mood regarding candles and the ‘CrossFit curse’. Everyone is soon back to being best friends again and ready to tackle your dilemmas on helping older family members sign up to internet dating and whether it’s ever morally ri...

It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok community has some words of wisdom for William and Jordan's spines and some shocking revelations from our recent book 'events'. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us...

Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally get to your dilemmas on whether it’s ever ok to take extra food from a communal buffet and what to do when you’re getti...

After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronunciation correction and further reaction to EPB's ring. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode ev...

The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There’s also the customary advice regarding your dilemmas on how to tell your friend it’s too soon to move in with their new squeeze and if it’s ever ok to bring a cardboard cut-out of a deceased relative to a wedding. You couldn't make that up! If you want to get i...

We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let’s just say it received a mixed reception… We also hear back from our mooning G&Diva, and William’s been given a recommendation from a listener who really loves his best mate. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva new...

Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Cardboardan North" and Mikey's wondering where they'll be interred. Plus there are dilemmas about hanging around after paying the bill, whether you need to be good looking to get a job on the river and how to deal with a boss who's seen you "keg yourself...

An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky bed’. Meanwhile William has been going viral all over again with some pea-related content. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding favourite condiments, alternative names for streaming services, and learn that William has a TikTok Doppelganger… If you want to get involved you can email...

There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially William Hanson). But after having their fill of cake and G&D, the boys turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to check if your friend is in an open relationship and enforcing proper holiday etiquette on badly behaving tourists. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fu...

William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors! Well, William Hanson has already published a number of books… but Jordan North is now officially an author as well! To celebrate, the boys delve into the pages of their new book and answer some of your quick fire questions. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

After discovering William’s got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his dressing gown belt, Jordan's in desperate need of a holiday (destination: Skegness ). But he’s not the only one with problems as the boys tackle your dilemmas on lending books to friends, disagreements on heating requirements with housemates and deciding when’s the right time to drop the L bomb. If yo...

It’s been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan’s stubble is still leaving a mark on William’s chin. The spookiness hasn’t finished though as the boys receive some correspondence on using smells to identify ghosts and which Star Wars characters they would be. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can fo...

Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with your dilemmas on noisy neighbours, toast thieves on holiday, and what to do when your partner’s bogey finds its way on to your lip. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can foll...