Help I Sexted My Boss

Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by a G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok...

William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted f...

Jordan's had a flash of inspiration for the next tour, and William's strong thoughts on comedy hotel door hangers are softened by a lovely gift from a G&Diva. Plus, where would the boys like to record an episode of the podcast and is it okay to dunk bourbons in orange juice? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

Help, William and Jordan have entered The Girls Bathroom! In this special Sexted And Friends collab, life-long besties Sophia and Cinzia join us for a podcast mashup and chat about returning engagement rings, flirty phone messages and unexpected poolside arousal. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You...

Bare feet on tables, a spoiled proposal and a mother finding a bottle she really shouldn’t have are just some of your dilemmas in this week’s episode. William is forcing Jordan to address the rumours surrounding his Christmas schedule and Jordan’s got a new nickname for William. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

We finally get an answer to the age-old question: What is Jordan doodling when William’s talking? The boys hear about an underground deodorant black market opening up in a G&Diva’s home and William has received a very flattering drawing of Campman that’s got us all hot under the collar. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter....

Jordan bares it all - literally - after a listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend picking up a roast potato with her foot. William gives us the inside scoop on his upcoming tour, "Solitary Refinement". Plus, Jordan faces the music after getting told off by Wendy and has a prepared statement to read out. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for m...

Jordan’s testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method. The boys dive into roleplaying awkward conversations with some familiar voices and we discover why chefs might be in need of a good talc dusting. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and wa...

There are a few hairy dilemmas this week with one G&Diva being caught blowdrying their bush and another witnessing a bear (golden) showering in the wild. William declares he’s now embracing the “Brat Summer”. Plus, Grandma Glennis and her boyfriend Nigel are visiting, and she’s got a particular drink request. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our fre...

William fondly recounts his Hanson Family Sports Day as you suggest a few activities for a Sexted alternative. Jordan realises his relatives are visiting him from beyond the grave, and we hear about a new way to dunk your biscuits. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and w...

The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your grandparents’ belongings and lend a hand to a G&Diva dealing with some gassy bedroom tendencies. William corrects his etymology faux pas around the Club Sandwich and Jordan shares his latest TV binge-watching adventures. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can f...

Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club, William's throwing insults and we get to know the boys through their most used emojis. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Help I Sexted My Boss is p...

The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it’s for Ben and Cat! (Congrats guuuuys) Jordan’s been rubbed up by a Greek Bear, whilst William has been enjoying playing with balls at Wimbledon. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest...

This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we’re not in an alternate universe), whilst Jordan has been gathering compliments on his summer of neckerchiefs. Plus we hear how many of you actually iron your bedsheets, and let’s just say William is far from impressed. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva n...

Things are getting morbid in the studio this week as we hear about the deathly consequences of stealing other people’s luggage on a train. William is less than impressed with chummy hotel door signs and Jordan needs help finding the right hat for a very fancy affair. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us an...

With Jordan going on about his Bliss Hour, William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on your delightful suggestions. The boys are whisked back to their childhood as they reminisce about classic children's TV theme songs, and a G&Diva shares their connection with William's musical idol, Dame Julie Andrews! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up t...

There’s nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun’s the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising harp-related dilemma. Jordan remembers a shock encounter with a US President and reveals all about his latest cheeky purchase, whilst William shares his pre and post-holiday packing routine. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslett...

Jordan’s fuddling up his mucking words again… but he’s not the only one, lots of you have been in touch with the words and phrases they’ve mixed up. Plus the boys hear about a Yorkshire themed pub on the other side of the world with a questionable use of pineapple. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and...

It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for their luxury podcast about the British sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. Get your Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles ready whilst the gentlemen discuss the episode 'Hyacinth Is Alarmed'. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Div...

Fetishes don’t easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one of you asks for advice on how to keep their puppy lifestyle under wraps. William shares his true feelings towards gin balloons and Jordan shows off his sandwich geography knowledge. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and...

The boys want to see your artistic creations after one very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colouring book! William’s schoolboy hair error has inspired many of you to send in your worst childhood mishaps and a clinking etiquette question has him stumped. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on...

He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or just a sarky jibe. Meanwhile, Jordan gets some shocking news after cancelling an appointment. There’s a duvet debate in the studio after one G&Diva tackles their partner’s hygiene standards and the boys ponder the etiquette around two mugs, one teabag. If...

Lots of you have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places you’ve listened to the podcast, and some of them are rather unexpected. Plus, a follow-up from an estate agent on what happens to murder houses! If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the...

You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it turns out someone is letting the team down. Away from the disappointment, William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a Wendy and Graham update. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and...

William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Between the heavy breathing and pushing, the boys discuss secret signals we give our partners, family funeral plants and one Wendy’s woe at a train station. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us...