Hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and Alfie (new name who dis) rank the Friday the 13th franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are back to rank the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are tackling Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids/Machete universe. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get our faces melted by Shock Em Dead. We discuss heavy metal horror, the Satanic Panic, and Traci Lords. Wheedly-wheedly-wheedly-whee! Movie discussion begins at 00:27:40

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna head to Cybertron to rank the theatrically-released Transformers movies. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are buzzing about The Bees. We welcome our bee overlords, question the relationship of the uncle and niece, and talk John Saxon kicking butt. Bzzzzzzzzzz! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:01

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take flight with Turbulence. We discuss autopilot, Con Air, and Christmas action movies. Fasten your seatbelts! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:41

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are drawn into Bong World when we rank the Evil Bong franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive deep into the mockbuster The Amazing Bulk. We talk ripping off The Incredible Hulk, killer editing, and Stanley Kubrick. I hate dust! I don't want it building up in my home. Movie discussion begins at 00:20:17

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna talk about Tiptoes. We talk Gary Oldman on his knees, Kate Beckinsale's lucky hat, and one of Matthew McConaughey's scariest performances of all time. Imported French morphine! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:50

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take a rum-soaked dive into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna launch into outer space with The Ice Pirates. We talk space herpes, Rollerball, and outfit changes. Don't be a space age! Movie discussion begins at 00:18:38

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna go Mesozoic with 65. We talk about an alien from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, imagine how cool a dinosaur vs spaceman movie could be, and get to wonder what Koa's alien language is and what anything she says ever means. Not the mama! Movie discussion begins at 00:24:08

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank Sony's Spider-Man Universe. (The Venom trilogy, Morbius, Madame Webb, and Kraven the Hunter.) When you take on the responsibility, great power will come! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get emo with Don't Go in the Woods (2010). We talk emo ear worms, Vincent D'Onofrio, and try to parse out why these people are in a band together. Turn the light on! Movie discussion begins at 00:23:14

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna crash land with The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We talk off-putting animatronic masks, off-putting characters, and an off-putting world. WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:17

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna journey to the center of earth with Space Jam. We talk about the commercials that inspired the movie, the looniness of the tunes, and the banging soundtrack. Come on and slam and welcome to the jam! Movie discussion begins at 00:10:01

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Phantasm franchise. Boooooooyyyyy! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are taking to the stars this week with Starcrash. We talk Italian filmmaking, Christopher Plummer giving his all, and a cowboy robot. YEE-HAW! Movie discussion begins at 00:40:02

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump to defend Nothing But Trouble. We talk phallic noses, Digital Underground, and Demi Moore being just so hot. It's a weird little treat! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:39

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Moonfall. We talk megastructures, AI, and fighting the moon. THE MOON IS GOING TO HELP US! Movie discussion begins at 00:12:10

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are talking Virtuosity. We discuss 90s CGI, Russell Crowe being delightfully insane, and the dystopian hellscape that 1999 may have become. KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Movie discussion begins at 00:30:01

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Die Hard franchise. Yippee-ki-yay! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Star Wars Holiday Special. We discuss why this exists, who is responsible, and how we feel about it. STARRING R2-D2 as R2-D2! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:03

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump once more into the trash heap to review The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. We discuss the Santa Clause demon curse, multiversal tricksters, and magical hugs. It's real holly jolly! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:00