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took rocky camping in malibu and liked him again, which is good because i was having doubts. my car died because i left the keys in the ignition for eight hours and a nice man with biracial kids jumped it. also i have roaches and i'm not proud of it but i think it's a building thing and i refuse to believe i've been carrying them with me for years. Follow me on IG instagram.com/hebonthewebEarly &...

went camping at point mugu and got my boyfriend stoked on stars which is basically a love language now. shot the pilot for my new show at an animal sanctuary. also got 350+ comments worth of hate on the cody co video and promised my boyfriend i wouldn't read more, which is killing me. finished fourth wing, still horny, still confused about the characters. Follow me on IG instagram.com/hebonthewebE...

I went to Catalina for my 30th, I ziplined, & parasailed & saw a baby shark from the fairy which was wild. I fired my social media agents because saying fuck trump is frowned upon. Got dragged in some youtube comments, got called a clown, & was told to wear a muzzle next time. I pitched my tv show to a bunch of production companies who said "come back any time" and then said "pls don't message us...

got braids for my 30th and i love them. had my birthday party at a tiki bar after the board game bar was packed and i cried a little. five drinks, ahi tuna poke nachos, no cake but they put a candle in deep fried cookie dough. my clown video is going viral and the comments are exactly what i knew they'd be. also i love my boyfriend but what if i'm a lesbian. i don't think i am but i think about it...

finally took my skates out after years of anxiety and accidentally stumbled into a gay skate group. my energy was a little much for most of them but one girl did the splits off a ramp as her party trick and i think i'm in love. i went to a game night where a man tried to convince us jennifer lopez is black and that harry potter is not mainstream. google had to settle it. rocky ran in a field for t...

i worked a shift at the LA county fair, saw baby goats, had a small crisis about eating nothing but fried food for 24 hours, and accidentally ordered double oreos. the girl charged me $20 and then gave me a free twinkie. then i went out even though i was tired because i put on my roller skates for 10 minutes in the courtyard and that fixed everything somehow. did my makeup with my new sparkly pale...

my 15 year friendship officially ended with $30 on venmo and then a block. i said the meanest things i've ever said to anyone in my life because i thought he couldn't see them. he could see them. i went camping to cope, took shrooms that didn't really hit because apparently zoloft is the enemy of fun, and swam in a freezing river which is why my hair looks insane. my boyfriend zade crashed the epi...

i have a whole powerpoint presentation about why buying from breeders is basically white supremacy and i performed it in front of rachel bloom. my brain has been completely empty for two weeks and i don't know if that's good or bad. got rejected from the black improv group AFTER they already saw me perform, which is somehow worse. also a 15 year friendship ended over a concussion and he still has...

i went to the ren faire for the first time, bought a belt after a 30 minute hostage situation, and had the best weekend ever... then immediately started a fight. my dog might need surgery in tijuana again and i'm tired of being a single mom. also i've been smoking weed and getting depressed and going to a bougie gym i can't afford. and yes i sent mae martin my pilot. they read the message. they sa...

i took my limping dog to a vet in tijuana and it was actually fine?? my landlords painted the whole building instead of fixing the elevator that's trying to kill me every single day. a man on a crane watched me scroll tiktok and i don't wanna talk about it. plus i threw a fit so my boyfriend had to come watch whales and now i feel guilty that it worked lol. See the extended version at Backdrop.fm...

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