Heat-Seeking Panther

Episode 30 - 8MM (1999) 09.10.2017 54:58 ↓

In which our hero dances with the devil. Featuring special guest St. James Adenoid

Episode 29 - Snake Eyes (1998) 18.09.2017 51:54 ↓

In which Rick Santoro & the planet hollywood globe get swept away by an enormous tsunami. Featuring the music of Aerosmith

Episode 28 - Superman Lives (1998) 21.08.2017 51:03 ↓

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Cage! featuring special guest Rob Sundermann

Episode 27 - City of Angels (1998) 11.08.2017 1:14:33 ↓

In which our hero stars in a heavenly rom-dram based on a Goo Goo Dolls music video featuring special guest Kristin Halladay

Episode 26 - Face/Off (1997) 24.07.2017 1:45:48 ↓

In which our hero takes his face.....OFF. Featuring special guest Max Winston

Episode 25 - Con Air (1997) 14.07.2017 1:46:32 ↓

How do I live without you? I want to know, How do I breathe without you? If you ever go, How do I ever, ever survive? featuring special guest Lex Friedman

Episode 24 - The Rock (1996) 30.06.2017 1:18:55 ↓

Inside Bay's multiverse, Sir Sean Connery opens a golf course on Alcatraz. Featuring special guest Austin Cook & regular guest Emily

Episode 23 - Leaving Las Vegas (1995) 13.06.2017 1:06:09 ↓

In which our hero wins an oscar for the longest suicide note ever. Featuring special guest Efrain Schunior

Episode 22 - Kiss of Death (1995) 25.05.2017 49:32 ↓

F.A.B.

Episode 21 - Trapped In Paradise (1994) 03.05.2017 56:12 ↓

In which our hero robs a bank, compulsively. Hear the conclusion of Cage's American road diary, including the full poem that inspired this podcast.

Episode 20 - It Could Happen To You (1994) 17.04.2017 1:01:27 ↓

Cop Gives Waitress $2 Million Tip; Cop Divorces Wife; Cop Marries Waitress. featuring guests Kathryne & Jesse Dameron-Johnstone

Episode 19 - Guarding Tess (1994) 30.03.2017 42:36 ↓

In which we rewrite the worst romcom (?) we've ever seen into NATIONAL TREASURE 3: STEALING TESS Dave continues his dramatic reading of Cage's journey to the heart of the American Dream

Episode 18 - Deadfall (1993) 10.03.2017 1:16:57 ↓

In which our hero participates in the ultimate con. We welcome back Emily, our first repeat guest, and Dave reads excerpts from Cage's 1991 tour diary to the heart of America.

Episode 17 - Red Rock West (1993) 27.02.2017 39:28 ↓

In which our hero journeys to the center of America

Episode 16 - Amos & Andrew (1993) 08.02.2017 39:01 ↓

In which our heros discover the DNA of the great propaganda movie of our time within a racially charged comedy of errors.

Episode 15 - Honeymoon In Vegas (1992) 24.01.2017 1:04:25 ↓

= MAXIMUM VIOLENCE IMMEDIATELY= Elvis seems to be a recurring theme

Episode 14 - Zandalee (1991) 09.01.2017 36:33 ↓

In which our hero's overbearing angst overshadows his co-star's illustrious headgear.

Episode 13 - Wild At Heart (1990) 30.12.2016 1:05:20 ↓

In which our hero's snakeskin jacket represents a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom. Featuring special guest Emily Adams

Episode 12 - Fire Birds (1990) 13.12.2016 44:04 ↓

In which our hero fails to trace Top Gun.

Episode 11 - Time To Kill (1989) 29.11.2016 29:06 ↓

While shooting at an animal in the dark, our hero contracts leprosy.

Episode 10 - Vampire's Kiss (1988) 17.11.2016 1:00:16 ↓

We did murder someone last night. We turned into vampires, it's a long story. Featuring special guest Alyssa Lopez

Episode 9 - Moonstruck (1987) 04.11.2016 46:58 ↓

In which our lupine hero inspires a whirlwind sing-a-long of the greatest autotune hits of the twentieth century. Featuring special guest Erin Hickey

Episode 8 - Raising Arizona (1987) 17.10.2016 56:40 ↓

In which we root for our hero, starring as his first Halloween costume, to steal a baby. Featuring our first special guest, Alex Heerman.

Episode 7 - Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) 04.10.2016 55:07 ↓

In which Peggy Sue gets divorced amidst trying to reconcile Coppolla's post-70s output

Episode 6 - The Boy In Blue (1986) 20.09.2016 29:57 ↓

In which we wonder which nineteenth century Canadian entertainment choices allowed a Rambo figure to become a national hero