Episodes

Episode 55 - Drive Angry (2011) 26.03.2019 1:08:08

In which our hosts are joined by special guest Donald Jerome Waldman to examine Axl's favorite film

Episode 54 - Season of the Witch (2011) 08.03.2019 1:07:14

In which our hero crusades through the greatest medieval epic since The Seventh Seal. Featuring special guest Theo Cohn

Episode 53 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) 20.02.2019 1:05:52

In which our hero conjures the role closest to his heart

Episode 52 - Kick-Ass (2010) 04.02.2019 1:27:49

TAKE COVER CHILD! we welcome very special guest Lex Friedman back to the panther den

Episode 51 - Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009) 22.01.2019 56:05

In which our hero turns the hog loose

Episode 50 - G-Force / Astro Boy (2009) 07.01.2019 56:36

We celebrate our golden jubilee(!) with special guest Vivian Martinez and a double feature of 2009's worst in children's entertainment

Episode 49 - Knowing (2009) 04.12.2018 1:06:52

In which our hero, as part of a Saturn death cult, encourages the cubist viewing experience.

Episode 48 - Bangkok Dangerous (2008) 08.11.2018 49:30

In which our hero dresses like a middle-aged Marilyn Manson and our co-hosts chew almonds on mic (good ASMR)

Episode 47 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) 25.10.2018 1:10:41

In which our hero kidnaps the President of the United States of America. Vivian Martinez guest stars

Episode 46 - Next (2007) 07.09.2018 58:43

FRANKENSTEIN & CADILLACS

Episode 45 - Ghost Rider (2007) 22.08.2018 1:31:41

In which our hero jumps the length of six (!) Apache helicopters while wearing a CGI flaming skull. We welcome back Max Bussman as our guest.

Episode 44 - The Wicker Man (2006) 03.08.2018 1:05:37

an un-bee-lievable episode . . . featuring special guest Andy Sell

Episode 43 - World Trade Center (2006) 10.07.2018 42:57

In which the facial hair verisimilitude is staggering

Episode 42 - The Ant Bully (2006) 30.06.2018 56:00

In which Dave reads an excerpt from the fanfic.net original story "Nothing Is Impossible"

Episode 41 - The Weather Man (2005) 11.06.2018 42:44

In which our hero receives a demo CD-R from a Zimmer intern, featuring special guest Jesse Johnstone. (we had some technical difficulties with Dave's mic but luckily he talks loud!)

Episode 40 - Lord of War (2005) 17.05.2018 1:23:13

Guns...Grenades...Hooray! featuring special guest Max Bussman

Episode 39 - National Treasure (2004) 01.05.2018 46:38

In which our hero steals the Declaration of Independence

Episode 38 - Matchstick Men (2003) 09.04.2018 48:48

In which we see the movie our hero wishes to see.

Episode 37 - Sonny (2002) 21.03.2018 57:55

In which our hero directs James Franco as himself and himself as a Cajun Eddie King

Episode 36 - Adaptation (2002) 02.03.2018 1:01:41

Starring Miles Lovecraft as Miles and Dave. Also featuring special guest Lionel Williams.

Episode 35 - Windtalkers (2002) 14.02.2018 56:25

careeraftermilitary.com ranks Windtalkers as the fourth most inaccurate war film ever made

Episode 34 - Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) 22.01.2018 1:17:53

In which our hero, his co-stars, and NFL legend John Madden make a mockery of no less than 5 European dialects. Featuring our first international guest Giovanni Cervigni, all the way from Italy!

Episode 33 - The Family Man (2000) 24.12.2017 55:43

In which our hero reaches the tipping point and is moved to tears. Featuring special guest Kathryne Dameron-Johnstone

Episode 32 - Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) 08.12.2017 1:07:48

In which our hero blasts to Palm Springs, instantly feeling better about being me. Special guest Leah Harper reads Cage's chart and discovers how we're astrologically connected to him.

Episode 31 - Bringing Out the Dead (1999) 03.11.2017 49:38

Just when you thought it was safe to bring the dead back in....