Head in the Office

The HITO boys discuss the tragic murder of Alex Pretti at the hands of CBP amid ICE’s mass deportation effort in Minneapolis. The right-wing griftsphere knows no bounds as conservative influencers and Trump administration officials come up with deranged lies to make you believe what happened to Alex Pretti was fine and cool. On the flip side, OUR democrats are useless, and the boys also take a loo...

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy! The HITO boys return to talk about the World Economic Forum and how the DHS funding bill doesn't take enough away from ICE. Trump is doing everything he can to ruin all of our relationships, and people like Canadian PM Mark Carney are standing up… maybe. Democrats are getting excited about securing $20 million in funding for ICE body cams but is that really go...

The HITO men are back! This time, the boys discuss to the constant influx of nonsense in Minnesota: the DOJ announced an investigation into Jacob Frey and Tim Walz, Walz put the MN national guard on standby, Trump put troops in Alaska on standby for deployment to MN, and a judge ruled that ICE can't keep brutalizing people for no reason (shocker). Amidst all the chaos, we take time to see what...

The boys talk about ICE’s depravity as they continue their occupation of Minneapolis, with the added discussion of how much the democrats are failing and/or unwilling to meet the moment. Six federal prosecutors in Minnesota quit because the DOJ is pressuring them to investigate Renee Nicole Goods' widow for no reason, and leaked memos detail how ICE agents are scared of the conditions on the g...

The men talk about the fallout in Minneapolis from the killing of Renee Nicole Good at the hands of the ICE agent Jonathan Ross, the DOJ’s fake criminal investigation against Jerome Powell, and a speedrun of Trump’s imperial endeavors across the globe including Greenland, Venezuela, and Iran. Subscribe to the second channel and BECOME A PATRON! Subscribe to second channel: https://www.youtube.com/...

The HITO men discuss the murder of Renee Good in Minneapolis by an ICE agent: the controversy surrounding it, the lies, and the broad analysis of why ICE sucks so hard. They also cover the quagmire in Venezuela and Trump's new proposed $1.5 TRILLION military budget. Be sure to follow on the SECOND CHANNEL and check out the newest video essay! Check out the video essay: https://youtu.be/dj4orXu...

Trump invaded Venezuela! The HITO boys gather to discuss the US operation to kidnap Nicolás Maduro out of the Presidential palace in Venezuela. What were Trump's motivations? Was it regime change? Was it oil? Or was it pure megalomania? Tune in to find out. Broadly, it seems like Trump and Marco Rubio want the US to return to an outdated kind of empire-building that will only serve to ostraciz...

HITO book club kicks off the new year with a review of Independent by Karine Jean-Pierre. This was certainly a book! In this review, the HITO men attempt to break down exactly what Jean-Pierre wants out of her new political project and the many places she contradicts herself along the way. This makes 107 Days look like a modern classic! Tune in to see how someone whose job it was to defend Biden h...

Welcome one, welcome all, to the 4th annual HITO Award Show. If you are new around here, this show is our yearly recap of some of the year's most ridiculous events and people. The community votes on various nominees in categories like worst state of the year, most unhinged national news story, and worst Democrat/Republican. Then, we deliver the UNBIASED results after careful deliberation and o...

It's the last news-focused episode of the year, and the HITO men are here to talk about Trump’s DOJ continuing to make the most suspicious move at every turn when it comes to the Epstein files. Pam Bondi thought she could get away with not only violating the law and not releasing the full files, but also fully redacting 550 pages of the little that was released. The DNC is also hiding things f...

The HITO men discuss the Trump Cabinet Vanity Fair photoshoot, preempt the Epstein files release, talk about Trump's very Biden coded address, express disappointment in a war powers resolution that didn't pass, and run through a host of extras pertaining to both wacky and serious events.  VOTE IN HITO AWARDS SHOW: https://forms.gle/xShijH2vSSFHVTAa7   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headi...

The HITO men talk about how Trump can't get anything done and the American people are starting to turn on him for it. Republicans are failing to make healthcare more affordable, Trump's tariffs are stealing Christmas, and he can't get away from Epstein. They finish off the show with a story that uncovered Instacart charging shoppers different prices for the same items.  Awards Show Nom...

The show opens with the HITO boys discussing the current conservative civil war. Will you side with Candace Owens, Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, or Nick Fuentes? Democrats are seeing a little bit of infighting, too, with Jasmine Crockett entering the Democratic primary field for the Texas Senate against James Talarico. Lastly, the boys cover a new ICE operation that involves snatching immigrants who ar...

The boys gather to talk about the white supremacist rhetoric from Trump and other conservatives against Somali immigrants in Minnesota, honing in on a few fraud schemes to demonize the entire group. In other, also awful, news, CNN announced a partnership with the prediction market Kalshi to bring real-time betting odds into their reporting. From casual war profiteering to promoting destructive gam...

Donald Trump just entered the contest for worst messaging attempt of 2025 with his “affordability is a Democrat hoax”, and polling indicates the Republican coalition is utterly falling apart. Add the Tennessee special election shift towards blue in the mix, and things are beginning to look good for the 2026 midterms! Also, Pete Hegseth can't stop himself from lambasting reporters and being inf...

Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension! The HITO men dive into the narratives surrounding the man who shot the two National Guard members in DC. In the face of bipartisan calls to increase vetting for immigrants, they break down why liberals need to stop ceding ground to the right's narratives on immigration. Later, they highlight an ICE agent's use of AI to write a use of force authoriz...

Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning from Congress, effective early next year. She has separated from the Republican Party and Trump on some key issues like Epstein, the government shutdown, and Gaza... but has she actually changed? Is it a grift? Or can she just sense the political winds shifting? This was originally a substack post on our newsletter, Tertiary News, that was transformed into a sho...

Get ready for the holidays with your two favorite midwestern white boys as they prepare you for a variety of discussions that may come up at your family's celebrations. Can you convince your uncle that Zohran Mamdani won't ruin New York City? Will a cousin say Trump's tariffs are actually going to improve the awful economy? Are mass deportations good for anything at all? Has Trump actu...

MIKE JOHNSON GOT “THUNE’D”! The men look back at how the Epstein Files Transparency Act became law, dissect the recent updates on blowing up boats in the Caribbean, the UN approving Trump's Gaza “peace” plan, ICE being losers, and Trump crashing out over liberals making a video. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepod Substack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/ HITO Merch: http...

RELEASE THE FILES!!! This week the HITO men talk about the deluge of Epstein information, the Epstein files vote, Trump’s affordability tour, and Eric Adams in Israel. To support the show, please become a PATRON and subscribe to the Substack! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepod Substack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/ HITO Merch: https://headintheoffice.com/   Get 40% off Gr...

WHAT IS GOING ON!!! Fresh off the heels of the government shutdown, a new Epstein BOMBSHELL dropped, and the HITO MEN gathered to discuss the implications. They also highlight some pardons Trump tried to push through under the cover of darkness. Subscribe to our Substack! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepod Substack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/ HITO Merch: https://headint...

CORRECTION: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is actually goated and we misunderstood her role in the SNAP debacle. Forgive us! More info here: https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-left-may-owe-justice-jackson-an-apology-on-snap-benefits/ YOU DONT HATE MODERATE DEMOCRATS ENOUGH!! The men talk about the complete and total lack of backbones in centrist democrats, their failure to secure anything m...

ONE MAMDILLION VOTES!! The HITO men breakdown the absolute blue wave that was Tuesday night's elections: from Zohran Mamdani to Abigail Spanberger, to JAY JONES SOMEHOW WINNING. No stone goes unturned, and no angle unlooked at in this scathing election analysis.  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepod Substack: headintheoffice.substack.com   HITO Merch: https://headintheoffice.com...

PREMIUMS UP 1,000,000%!  The HITO MEN talk about the many effects of the government shutdown, SNAP benefits paying out at 50%, Kat Abughazaleh getting hit with a felony for immigration protests, Sudan, and updates on the Caribbean “drug boat” situation. Support the show on Patreon, leave a 5-star review on Apple and Spotify, and follow our other socials! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheo...

The boys break down the latest in major US elections, ranging from islamophobic attacks on Zohran Mamdani, to Graham Platner's tattoo, to Kamala Harris's inevitable run for president in 2028. Later, the boys are joined by Joe Spaulding from Rank MI Vote to discuss the initiative to establish ranked choice voting in the state of Michigan. PATRONS SAW THIS FIRST!! Rank MI Vote: https://rankm...