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The HITO boys dive into the failed peace talks between the US and Iran headed by JD Vance. Trump responded to the failure by announcing a US blockade of the already blocked Strait of Hormuz. It seems Trump is willing to subject the American people to maximum suffering, whether it be higher gas prices or more new tariffs — there's nothing he won't do to make things more expensive for no rea...

We return to discuss the strange US-Iran-Israel (?) ceasefire that Israel immediately broke, and all of the lies that flowed from it. Despite Lebanon being included in the ceasefire, that didn't stop Israel from launching Operation “Eternal Darkness,” which dropped 100 bombs in 10 minutes, killing hundreds. Domestically, Elissa Slotkin found herself in the news again, this time with prospects...

NOTE: The news of a potential ceasefire came out after the recording of this episode. We will discuss it on the next episode. Cory Booker (Cory Booktour) is a lame cornball, Trump's war on Iran continues to escalate (this time featuring a bizarre Easter message), U.S.-Israel-Iran negotiations are on and off, and my Democrats might be plotting to support Trump's $1.5T military budget reques...

Can anyone really trust Mallory McMorrow? That is the question we set out to answer with our interview of McMorrow, but she backed out last week. Since we have no interview to give you, we instead take a critical look at the differences between what McMorrow says and what she's done with her political power. Topics include her votes in the Michigan state legislature to give tax breaks to datac...

The boys talk about the insane drama that unfolded after Abdul El-Sayed announced his two campaign events in Michigan with Hasan Piker. Mallory McMorrow made a statement that contradicted her past stance of appearing on shows with large audiences and compared Hasan to Nick Fuentes. Democrats with 2028 dreams, like Elissa Slotkin and Corey Booker, are also inserting themselves into the drama. Broad...

The boys are joined by Corn Pop (@therealcornpop on TikTok) for a special bonus episode about the developments regarding the war in Iran, if Trump 2.0 is any different than the neocons of old, the lack of coherent messaging from the Democratic Party, why running as anti-war is so important, artificial intelligence, and if Hillary Clinton will run in 2028. Early access on Patreon: https://www.patre...

CORRECTION: ATC is not directly impacted by the current shutdown, and there were two reported ATCs at La Guardia during the recent accident, not one. If you were wondering why Pete Hegseth is so insane, we have some answers (maybe). Then, the boys talk about how confusing everything regarding the Iran War: Trump keeps lying and saying things will end, then saying it won't end, then saying Iran...

The boys talk about the $200 billion funding request for the war in Iran, the things that money could pay for instead, Pete Hegseth only speaking in Haikus, a Politico article that revealed the Trump admin's consent manufacturing strategy is to post “banger memes”, what's going on with Cuba, and a WSJ article beefing with Hasan. BECOME A PATRON. Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon...

In this Q&A episode, the boys answer your SEARING questions, from who should run for President in 2028, our thoughts on the California governor's race, book recommendations, if Gage will embrace the bald, and so much more. Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepod Substack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/ HITO Merch: https://headintheoffice.com/   Get 40% of...

The HITO boys give a semi-brief update on the war with Iran, particularly pertaining to the Strait of Hormuz and its openness (shout out Pete Hegseth), Israel is launching a ground invasion into Lebanon, and our Democrats still can't catch a vibe and oppose this war. Later, Will Lawrence joins the show to discuss his race for Michigan's 7th Congressional District, where the party has faile...

Candidate for CA-11 Saikat Chakrabarti joins the show to discuss succeeding Nancy Pelosi, the inevitable burst of the AI bubble and how the government should respond, the failures of the Democratic Party on ICE, Iran, and basically everything else, and how we should rethink the economy to work for working people.  Check out Saikat's campaign:  https://www.saikat.us/en Early access on Patreon:...

The HITO boys are back to talk about Lindsey Graham's insane statements on Fox News, mines in the Strait of Hormuz, Iran’s attacks on oil tankers and infrastructure, Oil market volatility and what it means for gas prices, and what OUR democrats are doing about it all (nothing). Senate Democrats got together to write a strongly worded letter about our bombing of an Iranian girls' school. Bu...

The HITO men continue to discuss developments in the United States and Israel's war with Iran. Civilian infrastructure is now being targeted by all parties, Ayatollah Khamenei's son was selected as the new Ayatollah in a move that is functionally a double down on the Iranian side of the war, our Democrats continue to do functionally nothing, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham apparently...

The HITO men continue to discuss the war with Iran: how expensive it is, how long it will last, and its human costs. Nobody seems to have their story straight on whether the very obvious regime change is a regime change or not. Marco Rubio gave us a not-so-rare peak behind the curtain when he told reporters Israel dragged us into this and Pete Hegseth is being endlessly corny. Considering the mass...

Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East! The HITO men talk about Trump’s newly launched war with Iran. They dismantle the lackluster justifications the Trump administration is proposing for why the war is a good idea and dive into the various statements from moderate Democrats that somewhat endorse Trump's horrible actions.  Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheoffi...

The HITO boys recap Trump’s disappointing, long, and excessively racist State of the Union response, relay their disappointment with the Democratic response, and touch on minor updates when it comes to war with Iran. Our Democrats are back with a vengeance this episode, Gavin Newsom is throwing trans people under the bus, Kamala Harris is threatening another run, and the entire party may just be t...

The HITO men talk about the seemingly impending war with Iran and Trump's illegal tariffs. The US military build-up near Iran is reaching 2003 and 1991 levels, and if there's one thing we know about military build-ups, it's that they don't happen for nothing. Trump's might makes right politics amid nuclear “negotiations” may drag us into yet another war in the Middle East! Also...

The HITO men talk about what seems like the first person to face accountability for the latest Epstein Files drop in the former Prince of England, Andrew Windsor. Zohran Mamdani was also in the news this week with two possible plans to balance the NYC budget: tax the rich, or tax everyone else. The show is wrapped up with talk of a possible war with Iran and Jared of Arabia.  Early access on Patre...

The boys talk about our Democrats and how they keep falling below our already-low expectations. These Democrats are still lost on the DHS and ICE issue, but who knows what concessions they will extract, if any, during this shutdown. CNN also released new polling that says the Democratic base is becoming more “far left” while Americans' perception of the party is that they are “too liberal”. Th...

Kyle Blomquist, candidate for Congress in MI-1, joins the show to discuss his candidacy, winning in rural areas of the country, Medicare for All, the bipartisan foreign policy agenda of death and destruction, and so much more. More about Kyle here: https://www.blomquistforcongress.com Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepod Substack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com...

The HITO boys talk about Pam Bondi’s insane crashout while testifying in front of Congress on the Epstein files and other matters pertaining to the DOJ. Bondi may be the most shameless woman on the planet as she deflects away from important questions about Epstein's alleged associates to glaze Trump and lob straws at immigrants. They also talk about the rising surveillance state as it pertains...

The boys briefly dunk on the flop of an alternate half-time that was the TPUSA All-American Halftime Show, then they dive into recent electoral victories by left populists across the country. Later, Mike Nellis, host of Endless Urgency and Democratic strategist joins the show to discuss how Democrats move forward, and the boys end by breaking down the DHS funding battle (or lack thereof), Trump&#3...

The HITO BOYS continue to highlight the intersection of wealth and depravity as it relates to more news about the Epstein files. Later, they cover the 21 Democrats who broke with the party to stop the partial government shutdown and extend the DHS/ICE accountability battle. Did the DOJ protect victims like they claimed? No. Did my Democrats grow a back bone? Also no. Tune in to learn about all the...

The HITO boys are back, this time to once again chronicle what has been a years worth of news that happened over the weekend. Trump once again finds himself at the center of another Epstein files drop as Todd Blanche reaffirms that the insane information revealed will lead to no new prosecutions. The government also partially shutdown this past weekend over DHS funding, but my Democrats love to ca...

The boys break down the continuously developing situation in Minneapolis. Greg Bovino was kicked out and replaced with Tom Homan, but is that really going to matter? Homan is calling for a drawback of forces but it may just be to save face for the mass deportation effort that is growing more unpopular by the minute. Related to the unpopularity of recent events, there's been reported infighting...