He Made Me Watch That

Paul steals hearts and wins minds as he bashes your favorite network sitcoms, does impressions of talk radio pundits, and tells us about the dream he had last night. Also we review movies. -- Timeline: Intro - (0:00) Weapons - (05:14) Breaking Bad season 2 - (27:24) Forgetfulness, a movie that Paul dreamt - (45:24) -- Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-...

Paul watches "Breaking Bad" for the first time! Here are his thoughts on its debut season. Then we talk about 2024's "I Saw the TV Glow"; and take a trip back to the classics with "Heathers" (1988). -- Timeline: Intro - (0:00) Breaking Bad Season 1 - (6:17) I Saw the TV Glow - (41:48) Superman - (01:01:50) Dillon glazes "Scrubs" then we play F, Marry, Ki...

Being nice is so back. -- 12 Angry Men - (05:26) Hazbin Hotel - (31:21) Superman - (01:02:23) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedies (A Kingdom's Disdain Story)" at (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7...

In our cringe theatre kid era. - Wicked - (1:28) Hazbin Hotel - (27:34) Reefer Madness - (41:49) Two basic assholes discuss the media literacy crisis and The Office, make up misinformation about Walt Disney, and ask important anatomical questions about Quasimodo - (46:03) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF)...

Musician and actor Chris Trailkill joins us as Paul defends "Lady in the Water", theatre kids wax poetic about "RENT", and everybody gushes over a hidden Osamu Tezuka gem. - Lady in the Water - (3:18) RENT - (25:08) Metropolis - (49:12) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon&...

We challenged ourselves to get one hour of commentary out of the 2024 sequel to Tim Burton's 1988 classic, "Beetlejuice". You tell us how it went...

We place all the films we watched this year on a tier ranking chart! Also we try to be algorithm friendly by beeping out our swears. Many thanks to Zencastr for their lovely watermark! :D --- Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew:...

Animotronics, and Salons, and Canada; oh my! - Cold open - (0:00) Banal Banting - (01:23) "Willy's Wonderland" - (6:35) "Steel Magnolias" - (21:12) "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" - (43:13) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon's tie-in novel, &quot...

In our last episode, Dillon Cannon falsely and flippantly misidentified a voice actor in a film. Due to our high standards for quality of research and character, we at He Made Me Watch That have decided to part ways with Mr. Cannon. Until further notice, Mr. Lang's wife Krista will be his co-host. Please respect our privacy as well as that asshole Dillon's as we go through this season of h...

Dog Hell is empty. - Groaner political jokes, discussions on proctology, and NOT talking about "Dune" - (0:00) We actually start discussing the films - (4:08) Big Fish - (07:18) Final Destination - (34:05) All Dogs Go to Heaven - (51:33) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon's tie...

Hit it, Snappy Jake! - Contents: (2:30) - Gaither's Pond "The Lure Depths" (1997) (28:27) - The Host (2006) (50:02) - The Little Mermaid (1989) - Credits: Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang Kingdom’s Disdain Theme - “Inspire” by Creative Mediass Skeleton Garden Theme - “Fun Times” by Anton Vlasov Logo design by Patrick Cannon Read Paul’s book s...

We are so back. - Contents: (0:00) - Annoying banter (10:40) - Asteroid City (27:40) - Wes Craven's New Nightmare (47:03) - Community (1:06:05) - The highlight of comedy of the 21st century; a triumph of brevity and of wit - Credits: Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang Kingdom’s Disdain Theme - “Inspire” by Creative Mediass Skeleton Garden Theme - “Fun Ti...

Turns out Paul is our resident Jane Austen expert. -- Filmes reviewed: RRR (2022) - (2:30) The Muppet Movie (1979) - (29:42) Austenland (2013) - (53:21) -- Get "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedies (A Kingdom's Disdain Story)" at (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7JVTFR3) Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08RZDMBMF...

It's season finale time here at He Made Me Watch That! Paul and Dillon revisit all 43 projects they reviewed and rank them on a tier list. But will the two be able to agree on the rankings?

In which we pitch a sexy Beowulf movie for Pride Month. - Cold Open - (0:00) What We Do in the Shadows - (07:47) My Name is Earl - (26:37) Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 - (42:18) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon's tie-in, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tr...

First of all, a podcast takes a lot of work! - Contents: Intro - (0:01) Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) review - (03:30) Faith Based (2020) review - (22:17) Cabin in the Woods (2011) review - (50:25) Final Thoughts - (01:04:40) Leftover Tangents - (01:08:50) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon&#3...

He kind of likes Cats?!  - Contents:  Beetlejuice (1988) - (01:58) Cats (2019) - (22:27) Felinejuice: A Musical Cat-Tastrophe (generated by ChatGPT; performed badly by Paul and Dillon in 2023) - (45:56 ) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his...

We ring in 2023 with a discussion on mental health and roach men with the 2014 Australian film "The Babadook", and Dillon makes Paul go retro with an episode of the 1999 series that takes place in the early 80s, "Freaks and Geeks".  Then for the very first time, we have the privilege of hosting the creator of our third segment with us! Fans of the YouTube Poop community will kn...

Krista joins us for our yearly viewing of 2002's "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa", widely considered to be the worst Christmas special ever aired. Are you ready to skate bigger and faster than my mommy can make the biggest sandwich in the world?

Ha ha ha, you are banging my daughter, Jonathan.  -  Contents:  Bob's Burgers Movie (2022) - (7:12) Van Helsing (2004) - (28:55) Hotel Transylvania (2010) - (49:43) - Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF) And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedi...

Paul and Dillon start off Halloween Month with one of the most definitive Halloween movies, Tim Burton's (who didn't write or direct it) "The Nightmare Before Christmas"! Dillon's assignment this week is 2015's "The Peanuts Movie", based on the iconic comic strips and TV specials created by Charles Schulz. Paul's assignment continues our journey through Fred...

Paul escapes last episode's time loop, but he has to watch "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs" (2018) which he thoroughly does not enjoy. Paul assigns Dillon "The Court Jester" (1955), which he DOES enjoy. Then the guys discuss the totally important issue of whether you could make Mel Brooks's classic "Blazing Saddles" (1974) today.  Contents:  (05:35) - The Ballad...

Paul is stuck in a time-loop, where he has to record the same episode over and over! Will he ever get out?!  "Groundhog Day" (1993) starring Bill Murray is a classic comedy where a guy has to relive the same day on repeat. Naturally, other movies ran with this concept as well. We know that it's not the time of the year for a Groundhog Day Holiday Special, but it felt like fate when,...

Krista Lang, who co-wrote and recorded our theme song and married one half of our hosting team, joins the guys as Dillon pushes us into the new school year with the 2004 theatrical film/finale of the Saturday morning cartoon of the same name "Teacher's Pet" (2004), Paul's pick really "Creep (2014)"s Dillon and Krista out; and for the first time, our guest chooses our th...

Dillon’s pick this week is the 2002 film adaptation of Bob Fosse’s Broadway hit “Chicago”. Paul continues the Nightmare with “Freddy’s Revenge”. And as for our third viewing… uhhhhh..... Contents: Intro - (0:00) Chicago - (7:09) A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge - (27:08) Spongebob Squarepants, “As Seen on TV” (we’re really grasping at straws, guys!) - (40:10) Games + Outro - (49:55) -...