Have Kids, They Said…

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich chat about Nicole’s recent trip to Vegas with her other show, The Morning Mashup , her newfound love for Thunder Down Under , rugby players, and her disdain for tardy people. They also share the "List of the Week" and bring back the TV Dads Faceoff, this time pitting Archie Bunker from All in the Family  against Red Forman from That '70s Show ! Who gets your vot...

In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole clash over Nicole's strong reluctance to ever move to Los Angeles. She’s feeling the strain of her kids’ jam-packed sports schedules—especially now that her son Keegan has been invited to try out for AAU Basketball. Meanwhile, Rich shares a laugh-out-loud moment when he dressed up as an ice cube to coach Emmy's team, the Teal Ice Crushers, hilariously turning hi...

In today’s episode Rich is stepping into his calling, coaching little league teams. while Nicole shares the warm fuzzies she gets from spreading a little kindness, thanks to Rich’s sweet reminder that a simple compliment can work wonders. They dive into the Yankees finally loosening up with a new beard policy, give a shoutout to Ignacio Anaya for blessing the world with nachos, and stir up some fu...

On today’s special episode of Have Kids They Said…, the Ryan's are taking over! Nicole welcomes her husband, Matt Ryan to the pod and the two discuss Matt's mother's issue throwing out food, Matt crying after Dance Mom's, and they find themselves answering the age-old question, "do you have to brush your pubic hair?".  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and R...

On today’s special episode of Have Kids, They Said… , The Davises are taking over! Rich and Sara get real about the struggles of being those parents—the ones with the crying or misbehaving kids at Little League games. Rich spices things up with a bold, slightly sexy business pitch inspired by Sara’s newfound love of smoking meats. The two also dive into some hilarious "Would You Rather" questions....

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive into a big question—would you rather look younger but worse or older and better? Shoutout to @jesseblockton on TikTok for this hilarious gem! Rich realized that he and Sara are total suckers because their kids keep outsmarting them into staying up late, leaving them exhausted and cranky every morning. Meanwhile, Nicole’s daughter Parker gives us the inside...

In today’s episode, some flies are getting frisky at Rich’s house—some might say they’re fumbling toward ecstasy. Rich recaps his trip to New Orleans, covering all the action leading up to Super Bowl weekend. Nicole and Rich go head-to-head in another round of Battle of the TV Dads , featuring Carl Winslow ( Family Matters ) vs. Dan Conner ( Roseanne. ) They also tackle listener questions on handl...

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich welcome a very special guest—Nicole’s husband, Matt—for a deep dive into the oh-so-serious topic of edging. Rich shares the moment he walked into the iconic Superdome in New Orleans, where the Super Bowl is just around the corner. But being away from home isn’t all glitz and game-day excitement—he gets real about the guilt of FaceTiming his kids at all the wrong...

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by Rich’s wife, Sara, with everyone tuning in from three different time zones. Nicole shares a shocking story about the worst thing that could happen to someone—her Hell’s Kitchen aesthetician was arrested for illegally injecting counterfeit Botox into unsuspecting victims. In a surprise segment, Rich’s parents and Nicole’s mom drop by to weigh in on...

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are overjoyed knowing that a small segment about Keegan’s Croc game saved Rich’s daughter, Emmy, from a full-blown tantrum. With sports in full swing, they’ve both been caught up in the chaos. Now, they need your help—Rich got roped into running Emmy’s softball team and needs a name for it! Plus, Nicole isn’t thrilled and is feeling heated about the tension betw...

On today’s episode, Rich shares the story of his first-ever colonoscopy, which somehow had a less emotional impact than the TV show Shrinking , which left him crying in a corner. Meanwhile, Nicole enlisted her son Keegan to convince her husband Matt to schedule his own colonoscopy. Rich also revealed that even after 15 years together, he and his wife Sara still have a strict no-fart sharing policy...

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are coming in hot roasting Nicole’s husband Matt for not getting a timely colonoscopy, perhaps because Rich was hungry and irritable fasting for his colonoscopy this week. Nicole and Rich skim over politics and (cannot emphasize this enough) are NOT talking about politics. Nicole is exhausted from dealing with sick kids and navigating a breakup with her dentist'...

Nicole is shaking things up again this Tuesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-hosting Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that is exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into their first episode of Satisfying for 2025, and Nicole is furious at Sam for exposing her medical business on air. Sam and Nicole...

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich gush over vintage vacation destination outfits, the Madonna Inn, and Rich’s strong dislike of horseback riding. Nicole opens up about a jaw-dropping observation her daughter made about her dad, Matt, that hit home for her. The duo also dives into their frustration with the lack of empathy they’ve seen toward celebrities impacted by the fires. Nicole shares the c...

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich catch you up on what’s been happening with Rich and producer Jess in Los Angeles following the fires. Adding humor to your day, they dive into what couples share (and what might be  too much  to share). Highlights include Rich’s wife Sarah hilariously revealing she thinks she only has one stinky armpit, Jess recounting her first fire-surviving experience, and Ni...

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich share their love for the movie  Love Actually . Nicole hilariously reflects on the raunchy scenes she forgot about, which nearly traumatized her kids. Meanwhile, Rich opened up about his mother-in-law, fully embracing her "Karen" era.    Nicole and Matt tease their daughter about her trendy outfit, which hilariously resembles Rocky Balboa’s baggy workout gear, a...

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich embrace the new year and their "new year, new me" attitude. Rich is determined to get shredded this year and has hilariously recruited Nicole and the "village bitches" to keep him accountable with some lighthearted fat-shaming. On a more serious note, he’s also asking for hugs and good vibes as he gears up for a colonoscopy in a few weeks. The duo also tackles T...

Nicole kicks off the New Year with Zack Attack, declaring, “New Year, new us, Village B*tches!” But let’s face it—where are the flying cars? Turns out, all those ’80s movies got it completely wrong. As the holiday season winds down, Rich and Nicole reminisce about pre-kid hangovers—and the one common thread in all their stories? Pee. The duo dives into the brutal realities of recovering from a nig...

Happy New Year’s Eve, listeners! We hope you’re enjoying the final day of the year. Nicole and Rich are throwing caution to the wind—forgetting diets, ignoring sleep schedules, and unloading all their trauma in today’s episode.   Nicole shares the story of her first on-stage smooch, which leads Rich to ask an audacious question: would she ever do a faceless OnlyFans with her husband, Matt Ryan? Yo...

Welcome to a special Christmas and Hanukkah episode of  Have Kids They Said ! Nicole and Rich dive into holiday cheer as they chat about Christmas songs, Rich’s love for living on the edge, and how Mariah Carey’s rendition of  O Holy Night  never fails to bring Nicole to tears. Rich sings the praises of classic Jewish dishes like kugel, latkes, brisket, and a unique apple kugel. Meanwhile, Nicole...

Happy holidays! Just like Nicole crushing it in spin class, we’re not taking a break. Her spin class substitute caught her vibing during a session and gave her some well-deserved praise. Despite the stereotype, sweaty gym-goers aren’t exactly sexy—but Rich and Covino were sleeveless at SoulCycle, looking like the cutest cycling duo ever.    Rich posed an interesting question: Does Lance Armstrong...

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive headfirst into the chaos of "sexophrenia," as Rich gives us a peek into his too-sexy wild imagination. Nicole’s husband swings by to drop some linguistic wisdom, introducing everyone to the word  trollop  (you’re welcome).    The duo then gets serious-ish, chatting about the importance of mental health while airing their parental worries about their boys in...

Nicole is shaking things up again this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-host Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the Vanderpump recast, comparisons to pro wrestling, Sam marching in a parade, Drake's lawsuit,...

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by the incomparable and hilarious Alyce Chan (MOMCOMNYC) as they tackle some of parenting's toughest questions: Who’s your favorite kid? Where do you draw the line on conversation topics with other parents? And should you really invest in Bitcoin for your kid’s college fund? In last week's TV Dad Face-Off , Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) took down Peter...

Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess had an epiphany realizing that they would starve if their partners weren't in their lives. Rich is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s latest holiday romantic comedy and Nicole couldn't care less. Today's "What We Hate” got pretty serious, Nicole was upset and Rich advised on some tough love parenting. Rich was livid to witness his daughter becoming a little too sassy wit...