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This week, Denis and Riley talk about the grey areas of stream ghosting, the politics of EDH win conditions, how to deal with someone not knowing what their own cards do, and the dos and don'ts of dealing with salty sea dogs while playing online.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Join Riley's D...

This week, Denis and Riley advise on how to purchase a gift for someone who doesn't know they need it, discuss the politics of Mono-Red in the casual play queue, chat about weird Magic terminology, and unbelievably, get across ANOTHER situation where someone is stealing cards from Walmart. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either...

This week, Denis and Riley share some hot MtG finance tips, discuss how best to retrieve a collection from a jilted ex, unveil a new segment for penitent confessors, and advise on how to deal with a low-down dirty card thief.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Join Riley's Discord server: http:/...

This week, Denis and Riley discuss the politics of buying boxes and box toppers (available now at Channel Fireball Dot Com), offer advice on how to deal with nerves and choking, and go through a listener question that exposes Riley's darker side. ACTUAL EARNEST SPOILER ALERT: They also discuss The Last of Us Part II in great detail, so steer clear of the last 15 minutes if you want to avoid spoile...

This week, Denis and Riley go off script to reminisce about Grands Prix and MagicFests of old, given that GP Vegas would have been last weekend. They share stories from GPs over the years, involving fires and floods, Russian rip-offs, and lunch orders gone wrong, and Riley also offers a unique insight into securing the naming rights of a friend's child. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us...

This week, Denis and Riley offer some SMaR Classic: actual advice questions with everything from EDH playgroup budgets, streaming, and eating cards, to a smattering of old segments, plus plenty of tangents about stealing cookie dough as a kid or how cheap, garbage food is a hundred times better than $50 steaks. We also celebrate a huge milestone in Magic cart art, being uniquely qualified to do so...

This week, Denis and Riley once again rule on a stack of AITA questions: everything from friends leaving you out of a session you organised to when you should (or shouldn't) concede to your opponent, share some absolutely bonkers LGS Horror Stories, and for the very first time offer "call the cops" as advice to a listener. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower o...

This week, Denis and Riley get through another load of AITA questions, including not scooping to an opponent who "deserved" it, misstating how many copies of a card you're playing, and interfering in ongoing games. There's a ten-minute tangent about barbecuing to look forward to, and Riley tells one of the most embarrassing stories of his life.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitt...

This week, Denis and Riley are joined by CFB Video and GFX editor Geoffrey Palmer, who presides over a boatload of AITA questions. From EDH quandaries to FNM villains, Geoffrey helps Denis and Riley sort through who is and is not on the right side of things.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Jo...

This week, Denis and Riley discuss listener perspectives on pre-boarding, share some vintage LGS Horror Stories, discover Denis' all-or-nothing approach to trophy-based competition, hear a bunch of stories from Riley's primary school days, and share some exciting news Riley received in a recent email.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where y...

This week, Denis and Riley address returning to IRL playgroups after as lockdowns start to ease, and advise on how to bridge a Magic generational gap. Riley reveals a dark secret about his past, and then there's just a whole bunch of YGO chat, including some premium YGO Power Moves! Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us o...

This week, Denis and Riley cover the follow-up discussion to the debate about mass land destruction in Commander, cover some premium Power Moves, talk about getting new players started with Jumpstart, discuss the politics of the egg burrito, and go on a weird deep dive into the lore of Yu-Gi-Oh. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can...

This week, Denis and Riley discuss the listener-submitted suggestions for how to decide who goes first, advise on how to stop being the EDH archenemy, talk about the way competitive players influence casual Magic, and then Denis tilts off ferociously about an LGS Horror Story. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slid...

This week, Denis and Riley get across all your favourite segments - AITA, LGS Horror Stories, and even Power Moves! They talk about the best ways to determine who gets to go first, buying out underpriced cards in an LGS, and reveal the hidden truths of the flat moon. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our...

This week, Denis and Riley get very real while talking about their parents and video games, then go straight back into the nonsense with some terrific AITA questions, using MTG to teach kids how to lose, and, of course, the importance of knowing about a canister Damascus.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide in...

This week, Denis and Riley talk about sneaking food into cinemas, store owners absconding with thousands of dollars of pre-orders, an LGS Hall of Shame, how to get out of a brewing funk, and the greatest scams they've ever seen pulled off.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Join Riley's Discord...

This week, Denis and Riley explore stomping your LGS with tier decks, people taking advantage of social hand-smoothing algorithms, missing your untap step, and then spend ages talking about nasty things they did at high school and how to get into nightclubs without paying.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide i...

This week, Denis and Riley share some incredible LGS Horror Stories that involve bribery, corruption, and disastrous tournament rules, rule on some Commander-based AITA questions, and explore some of the issues that arise while playing paper Magic with social distancing.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide int...

This week, Denis and Riley work through a jam-packed show with an appearance from special guest Nikki Reilly, who weighs in on the MTG Red Flag topics brought up last week. They also share some of your LGS Horror Stories, get across some AITMA situations, and share one extremely entertaining Power Move.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where...

This week, Denis and Riley follow up on the proxy debate from last week, work through a bucketload of tough (and not-so-tough) AITA scenarios, share some MtG Red Flags and LGS Horror Stories, and hear about the time that Riley met LeBron James. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Join Riley's Disc...

This week, Denis and Riley advise on how to meet cool people, discuss slow play on MTGA, explore the role of proxies in Commander, and share LGS horror stories. They also launch a new segment, MTG Red Flags, and Riley unveils his excuse as to why he doesn't have to play League.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or sl...

This week, Denis and Riley rule on various AITA cases, including adjusting your playstyle for the kitchen table, taking the law into your own hands at FNM, and mercilessly defeating your children at chess. They also offer advice on how best to deal with a troublemaker online, and how to settle Magic arguments when a judge is unavailable. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @ri...

This week, Denis and Riley unpack an exciting professional collaboration opportunity, explore the best way to take large but polite handfuls of chips, run through a stack of AITA situations, and offer more sage wisdom on how to succeed with Magic broadcasting. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! S...

This week, Denis and Riley discuss the companions and their impact on constructed Magic, unleash some listener-submitted Power Moves, talk about alternatives for the word "tap", and unearth one of Denis's weird old habits. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Scry Me a River is sponsored by Channel...

This week, Denis and Riley go through CFB Pro and what it involves, advise on how to intervene in Magic-based conflict between siblings, share some terrific Power and Empower Moves, and reflect on the Resident Evil 7 saga. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Scry Me a River is sponsored by Channel...