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This week, Denis and Riley get back to Classic SMaR, with a bevy of Power Moves, AITMA questions, and advice submissions for you to get your teeth into. They talk about everything from mulliganing in Commander to Magic teaching you ruthlessly optimise everything in life, and Riley also gets baited into ranting about historical French warfare for a bit there as well.  Got a question, query, or quan...

This week, Denis and Riley are joined by Gianna "Bloody" Kaplan, famed Twitch streamer! Bloody shares her Magic origin story, discusses her perspectives on diversity in the Magic community, lays down sick brags about Super Smash Bros, and tells us about her famous finger tattoos.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rlyknght or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide i...

This week, Denis and Riley get back to the business of advice, dispensing their perspectives on topics such as calling too many judges or always feeling that the grass is greener when it comes to time put into Magic. They also offer listeners a shoulder to scry on, and talk about avoiding parental bans of childhood video games. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rlyknght or...

This week, Denis and Riley are joined by famed Magic streamer Gaby Spartz, who answers your listener-submitted questions! Hear Gaby's tips for streaming success, discover how she explains what streaming Magic is to people who have no idea, and ! find out her favourite ways to troll LSV! Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rlyknght or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or s...

This week, Denis and Riley return to the normal PG content you crave, including some actual factual advice questions, some classic AITMAs, and some surprising bombshells for Denis which prompt from very raw responses from the vexatious Irishman. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rlyknght or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Join Riley's Discord se...

Nice! This week, Denis and Riley get hot and steamy for their 69th episode. Will Riley sacrifice future employability at the altar of smutty podcast entertainment? It might be too late for that! In this episode we go through some questions and submissions about, er, grown folks' issues , and we're not talking about doing your taxes.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rlykng...

This week, Denis and Riley are joined by Ben and Ethan from the popular internet radio show Lords of Limited, and they answer YOUR questions! Find out who would win in a fight, what they think of WandaVision, what meal they'd eat for the rest of their lives, and the answers to other serious and hard-nosed Magic-related questions, just like these.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twi...

This week, Denis and Riley answer have exciting updates on the time capsule situation, and disturbing updates on the Sparky situation. There are some advice questions, some AITA submissions, and even a Power Move or two - all the SMaR content you know you crave. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rlyknght or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs! Join R...

This week, Denis and Riley answer you questions on first-time EDH etiquette - particularly online - resolve a sibling-based Magic dispute, and unpack what it means to want to deal thousands of damage to Sparky. They also have an exciting new sponsorship opportunity, and need your input on how to proceed! Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rlyknght or @stranjak - where you ca...

This week, Denis and Riley are back with more advice questions, more LGS Horror Stories, more EDH-based friendship dilemmas, and some advice on how best to support streamers and content creators without spending money. Don't worry - there's MGS chat too, the content you crave, as well as high-level advice for both Magic cheats and serial killers. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twit...

This week, Denis and Riley are joined by famed MTGA streamer Voxy! She talks about everything from her ideal draft pod, to streaming as a full-time job, to her rankings of sparkling ice water. Denis and Voxy also team up and dunk on Riley a lot, which I'm sure everyone will agree is very unfair and not just because it's me Riley who writes these episode descriptions. Got a question, query, or quan...

This week, Denis and Riley share some updates from listeners who have written in for advice, and unpack a difficult and involved advice question that affected the two of them quite personally only hours before they recorded. There's a lot of Apex chat, too. Oops. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can either @ us or slide into our DMs...

This week, Denis and Riley take advantage of the time of year and enjoy a bit of reflection and renewal, while of course fielding your advice questions (including a tricky one about counterfeit cards). They also share some highlights and lowlights from their respective years on the secret podcast-within-a-podcast - shh! Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @...

This week, Denis and Riley have a Christmas-themed episode... for about 15 seconds, before Riley's Scrooge-like disdain shuts it down. Instead, they share some more Shark Tales (which leads them to put prices on their friendship), talk about rigging coin flips and die rolls, and share a story of biological warfare as part of an LGS Horror Story.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twit...

This week, Denis and Riley deal with sharking a willing victim, explore a stream's fake ghosting situation, talk about how to keep up-to-date with Magic news without using Twitter, and hear some updates from previous Power Move submissions. They they talk about MGS2 for like 15 minutes. Oh yeah.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can...

This week, Denis and Riley go through some very serious and important advice questions, before dealing with Shark Tales about all sorts of things, from siblings to school bullies. Riley also does an absolute number on Denis - TWICE - and then there's like 15 minutes of Halo and Metal Gear Solid chat.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where yo...

This week, Denis and Riley have more Shark Tales to share, as well as some actual factual advice questions, only some of which actually relate to Magic. They discuss the impact 2020 has had on work standards, advise on how to deal with friends who aren't on the same MtG level as you, and share an LGS Horror Story that will tilt you like a pinball machine.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find...

This week, Denis and Riley share some more Shark Tales (woohoo!), including stories involving being voluntarily sharked, and explore some real Seto Kaiba AITA energy. They also offer some good-old fashioned EDH deckbuilding advice, and then out of nowhere Denis offers some pro League strats for your listening pleasure.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @...

This week, Denis and Riley kick off a brand new segment: Shark Tales! They share a number of stories sent in by listeners, all concerned with "sharking" unknowing players while trading. There are also a few tangents about, like, fighting animals and stuff like that. It's the SMaR Content You Crave.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you...

This week, Denis and Riley give in and pander to the newest (and largest) SMaR demographic, bees, talking about many of the issues and challenges facing the modern bee. They also get stuck into some Power Moves, just like in the olden days, and of course get across some listener-submitted advice questions. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - whe...

This week, Denis and Riley do their best to avoid the never-ending 24-hour jetpack news cycle and instead dive into some questions submitted by listeners, such as how best to sneakily avoid being targetted at the EDH table, addressing bribery and corruption in casual games between friends, and unravelling a fishy story about a "lost" Lotus Petal.  Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twi...

This week, Denis and Riley are joined by Vince "PleasantKenobi" Chandler, who helps advise on how to deal with discovering traded cards are worth much more than you thought, and provides suggestions on some good ways to practiced distanced gaming with friends. The trio also go through a bunch of shorter questions and then talk about Metal Gear Solid for like half an hour so look forward to that I...

This week, Denis and Riley go through listener-submitted voice clips with advice updates and messages, and generally pat themselves on the back more than anyone could consider appropriate. Thank you to everyone who has come along for the SMaR ride so far - may there be many more years to come! Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where you can ei...

This week, Denis and Riley go over proxied basic lands, discuss the dynamic between best-of-one and best-of-three Magic, advise on how best to help your friends sell their cards (hint: it involved Channel Fireball), and talk about how not to set a bad first impression when playing Magic with strangers. Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twitter - @rileyquarytower or @stranjak - where y...

This week, Denis and Riley celebrate the 50th episode of Scry Me a River by offering you an exclusive behind-the-scenes insight into how the SMaR sausage is made, talking about the creation and editing process, and airing some dirty laundry about each other as they do so - Denis also finally shares the highly controversial Tubs & Tiles story! Got a question, query, or quandary? Find us on Twit...