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A fork in the path. Gob opts to go down the tunnel where he thinks there might be a wise old man who could lead them out of the Underdark. ImGob’s heard rumors. He opts to go that way rather than towards the smell of water and mushroom foodstuffs. Although he is actually thinking that by not going towards food, he’ll find food. He’s Gob. After two hours of travel, the party discovers a skeleton wi...

The party follows ImGob down the prison hallway. ImGob peeks around the jail door and then starts motioning frantically to Seithr, repeating, “ImGob, ImGob.” Seithr prepares to hurl Gob at their enemies, but ImGob turns and waddles up to the three yuan-ti malison jail guards who are about to begin feasting on bowls of mice and rats. The guards are dumbfounded by the escape of the Gob the janitor,...

Seithr wakes up in a cell with a giant spider, a boggle, a firenewt, two kobolds, an unspeakable-dwarven-curse-word duergar, and a hobgoblin.  The players recount the long and various adventures of the party since a small group of the current players began playing 5e in the Realms of the Seven Sisters (a prehistory of the podcast)….. We recap Immortalia and Seithr’s adventures since they agre...

Seithr, however, is captured by retreating Yuan-ti. They disappear out of a secret tunnel into the Serpent Hills. The party switches into rescue mode….

The tide of battle turns. Which way? Well, just listen and see

Claren, Fence, Mick, Tharivol, and Crenshaw battle a group of meazels in order to save Mouse, Field Mouse....

Our heroes leveled up to 7th and we rolled hit points. Yeah! Then…. they searched for treasure in Serket’s little hiding hole off the temple cavern…. While finding treasure is wonderful, things go sideways when something with a garrote reaches out of the shadows and grabs Mouse, Field Mouse.

Claren hears not only one but two voices inside her head. Crenshaw’s voice tells her not to reveal anything to the serpentine voice that is winding its way into Claren’s consciousness. Claren tries to ignore the voice, but banter is exchanged. The voice belongs to Serket, the nagi, and she is desperate to learn what Cershaw has done and where he has gone and what the party knows.

Rain poured down onto the old temple mound that the heroes had finally reached after their journey through the sea cave. Six statues covered in vines and two buried in rubble rest on the ground around the base of the temple mound; each depicts a different humanoid creature trembling in servitude to whatever is on the mound. Up on the mound’s platform are four other obsidian statutes of fearsome cr...

Our heroes leave the tiny magic hut Mick had conjured for them to rest in… turn up a corridor with frescos and carvings on the walls… enter a large open room where morning rain was pouring in …. However, as they enter the room two coral golems detached themselves from the walls and attack....

The party was pausing on a small island within a large cavern with tall ceilings. Lengths of chain were fastened to a large rock on near the south end of the small island. Fence and Mick went to investigate – A massive beast that appeared to be a marriage of feline and fish sprang out of the water and attacked!

The party swims to the cavern to the east. They avoid the waiting bull sharks and discover a large cavern with a small island in the middle.

The yuan-ti pureblood priestess and two yuan-ti abominations pick up the unconscious Seithr and retreat towards the southwall. They disappear from sight behind the statue there. T-lego takes massive amounts of damage from abominations’ arrows and other attacks. She reverts to Katlego, but casts polymorph again and races towards the western end of the room. The new T-lego engages in combat with mor...

The yuan-ti malisons swing swords and bite with their fangs. The pure blood priestesses hurl spells. And the giant serpent swallows Varram, the purple robed dwarf, and strikes at Immortalia. Caleni and Katlego transform into tyrannosaurus rexes: C-rex and T-lego. It’s good to have a druid and a bard with a polymorph spell!

From a room to the party’s north, a fair maiden with soft greenish skin and elegantly braided seaweed hair appears. The party, particularly Fence, is suspicious of the young woman. She reveals that a naga, Serket, has been stirring up trouble in the sea caves. The maiden tells some rather dodgy stories about why she herself is in these caves and exactly what she has done with previous sailors she...

Crenshaw, Mick, Fence, Claren, Tharivol, and Mouse, Field Mouse make their way down the windblown steps in the side of the cliff. On the beach, they decide to head towards the northernmost of the two sea cave entrances. The cavern is filled with salty water; a strange bluish glow comes from under the water, deeper into the cave.

Between Mick’s and Fence’s attacks, Crenshaw’s and Mouse, Field Mouse’s spells, and Tharivol’s dramatic running into the surf and issuing commands to Aspen and Drake, the party tries to rescue Claren from the clutches of the kelpies.....

The Sojourner sails north along the western edge of Mistcutter Isle. Captain Telles the Red points out how most of the island has cliffs along its edge, particularly around its northern shores. As dusk sets, the party is watching for the mysterious “purple lights” that sailors have reported seeing.

Most of the party makes their way towards the Captain’s Rest, but Crenshaw heads down the main streets of the Hill and makes a very public entrance into the Hidden Rose. He then sneaks out quietly so that anyone watching will believe that he has spent the night in the Rose Hotel. Early in the morning, while the rest of the party sleeps off their drinks, Fence walks briskly towards the docks in the...

Claren visits Professor Williams’ class with Mouse, Field Mouse. Claren discovers that Professor Williams is a bit bombastic and he’s obsessed with absences and tardies. Later, the party has Fred the Boatman take them to the Floating Keep District near the South Wall. They climb up from under the docks to reach the platforms where Sidharth Two Moons’ Animal Menagerie sits. There they meet Tharivol...

After resupplying in Merport, which includes Tharivol scoring not one but two suits of magical glamoured studded leather armor for him and Mick, the party turns south towards Lake Blanc and Ward. Their two week journey takes them back through Woodwall and onto the sailing sloops that ferry passengers up and down Lake Blanc. From there they cut over land and through the mountain passes around Lake...

An animated treasure golem has flung its serpent body across the cavern and is in the corridor among the adventurers. Tharivol, Mick, and Crenshaw are on one side and Claren, Fence, and Fitz are in the room with the large puddle. Fitz’s ice mephit death burst has pushed the golem over the edge and stilled the construct for good. How will the mop up? What awaits them on their return to Woodwall?

Party went west and found a pile of bodies…. Crenshaw is certain one of them is Tampani Meadowlark and perhaps there is also one that looks something like Ged on the top of the pile…... perhaps....

Soo-Ree darts ahead of the party, scouting. Immortalia and Seithr form a shield wall and lead the party’s advance. Immortalia, under a suggestion spell from the yuan-ti, engages in a parley. The yuan-ti lead the party further into the tunnels.... more conversations and then the yuan-ti strike swiftly and with surprise at the party….

Combat with the lizard folk and yuan-ti malisons.... the party pursues the retreating group across a narrow bridge over a deep pit.... Quinn rushes ahead in pursuit of the retreating enemy. He slips and falls sixty feet into a dark pit filled with swarms of snakes...