Hart of Dixie Chicks

It’s the last episode of 2017, and we have puns on puns on buns for you! Lemon & Lavon find out if they can be “just friends” with ANTICS, George is a poor chef of the compliment sandwich, and Zoe & Wade are caught in a sex trap. And they can’t walk out. Because they love it too much, dear hearts.

It's our 1st Annual Bluebell Sparkle Christmas Holiday Magic Elf Solstice Jamboree, and you're all invited! Join Holly Jaleh Christmas, Jes-mukkah BS, and Elf-Liza Jo as we spread joy & cheer through Bluebell and beyond. Happy holidays, dear hearts!

This week, it's all about what makes Bluebell happy, dear hearts. Zoe tries to impress her fellow Johns Hopkins alums with armadillo leprosy, Lavon figures out why he wants to be mayor, and Lemon's trying to lap George by getting a boyfriend before he can even get a date. There's also a floating crapshack, the return of The Lyon's Din, and a Timmy Pooper story you don't wanna miss. If we make you...

It's Bluebellapalooza, the soon-to-be annual event put together haphazardly so Rose can be cooler than a girl with a t-shirt (though the true coolness is found within!). Zoe & Wade make a wager in the No Bone Zone Zone, George was born a ramblin' man, and, to the surprise of no one, Lemon is the worst waitress ever. Plus, does Ruby want to be mayor or just poke Lavon's python, which doesn't me...

It's Season 2, dear hearts! This week, we break down the lyrics to the titular "I Fall To Pieces," and we fall to pieces over Zoe & the residents of Bluebell in the fallout of the big storm AND the big break-up. Ice up your humanities and go for the A+ with us.

One season down! This week, we give you the chance to hide from your family for an hour to listen to us wax poetic about Season 1 of Hart of Dixie. We got lists, predictions, and good old fashioned silliness. We’re thankful for you, dear hearts.

We did it, dear hearts! It's the big day aka the wedding of George "F*ckface" Tucker and Lemon "Complicated" Breeland, and we're all invited to watch it fall apart! Zoe tries to avoid everything and ends up trapped in a barn with Wade, to ALL of our delights. This might be our greatest episode of all time, or our GOAT, if you will.

Bluebell goes full Pawnee with a disaster preparedness drill, George & Lemon try to bring back the magic with a whipped cream bikini (but only on her head), and Zoe may run to Boston with her dad Lumburgh after she accidentally explodes Rose's appendix. We also find out it takes two OC Men to do the work of one Hart Chick, as Russell & Jamie sub in for Eliza Jo. Come for the work appropria...

It's the Bluebell Battle, and the whole town is all, It's Gonna Be Me for the trophy. This I Promise You: we keep Bringin' Da Noise over George & Zoe, as in they need to say Bye Bye Bye. Frederick Dean Makes Rose Ill with a date, Wade wants to Just Get Paid, and Lavon Thought Zoe knew she shouldn't play Wade like a Space Cowboy (Yipee-Yi-Yay). If you want it, here's our Hart so many strings at...

We said she shouldn't go and lose her mind but then POP! goes Zo's heart George Tucker, don't you fall in love again but then pop! goes his heart Lemon just can't let him go she needs to lose this feeling. All that, plus the music & lyrics of Gilbert & Southivan and the start of ToWanda. Dear hearts, you are gold and silver.

Question: Which Kinsella is best? FALSE-- the answer is both. This week, we meet Wade's brother, Zoe fails at staying out of the business, and everyone gets Locked & Loaded. Plus, George FINDS OUT! Which somehow makes him crappier than ever. Get yourself some beets, shoo away the bears, and pause that Battlestar Galactica to listen to this week's episode.

Things get really real in Bluebell this week with Dr. Ethan Hart's arrival to save George's dad, and we break it down with rants and curse words, like ladies do. No one is safe, except maybe Shelly who continues to be flawless. Plus, errybody in the Jammer gettin' tipsy, with liplockingly shocking consequences. Get yourself a Vanilla Viper and join us, won't you?

Here George comes now, singing MOTY MOTY. Barrister Tucker is Bluebell's Man of the Year, so don't make eye contact. In fact, all our characters are a little out of whack this episode, but in the end, we break it all down, dear hearts (or possibly dear Wilkeses). Come for Dr. EJ's actor motivation breakdown; stay for Bellybutton corner.

Bwuebell is what bwings us togevar today, dear hearts. We take a deep dive into the Breeland-Tucker alleged elopement and the rift between Lavon's parents, as well as looking into marriages and love (twue wove). Thankfully, OC Man and Honorary Chick THE Jon Timmons joins us to take copious notes. Pour a glass of your favorite iocane powder-less wine and have fun storming the castle with us!

The potion is almost ready, dear hearts! Grab your favorite bagel and crank up the Achy Breaky Heart, while we dig into Bluebellians and the problematic things they say. Plus, Lemon and Wade reboot Road House, Tom is reverse Flanderized, and the aliens attack! Either that, or it's lead poisoning.

Get yourself a slice of paper pie and dig in, dear hearts. This week, your favorite Chicks talk about Judson's time-traveling singing dog spin-off Lyons' Din, bleeped out alien names, connecting with yourself on every level, and, occasionally, the CW dramedy Hart of Dixie. Watch out for falling tree nuts, stop being a Dash, and mind your own biscuits!

This is the true story of three former strangers who picked themselves to host a podcast and have their conversations taped to find out what happens when people (namely, Annabeth and George) stop being polite to Lemon and start getting real (they become Memory Matron and a bigger dickweed, respectively). Keep your fingers out of our peanut butter, dear hearts, or it's House Meeting time. The Real...

Hello, dear hearts, what's your pleasure? This week, Zoe finds out she's a legacy Belle, and her bio dad is possibly a time-traveling mouse. We're all on a Highway to Bluebell, along with Honorary Chick & OC Man Russell, with twists and turns along the way. Join us, won't you? Or we'll be thunderstruck.

Ho hey, dear hearts. It's Christmastime in Bluebell, and the town is all a-flutter with the Cinnamon Cider Pageant. Plus, we find out what makes Lemon Lemon and what happened with Lavon. It's oh-so-satisfying, like a cup of spicy hot water. Come clog along with us!

Batten down the hatches, me dear hearties! It's Planksgiving in Bluebell, so we're frying up some fish and figuring out if we have a pirate fetish. Listen in or walk the plank.

It's Homecoming in Bluebell, dear hearts, and the town's got the Big Blues. Zoe gets a visit from an old friend, while George & Wade get a visit from an old rival. There's meat foam, blue Fun Sip, and plenty of crab dip with Zabar's crostinis for everyone. Join your fave Chicks, plus Honorary Chick & OC Man Jamie Clark, as we work blue just for you.

It's a marvelous day at the turtle derby racetrack! Lavon & Lemon emcee a turtle race, Zoe makes first date flashcards, Wade's wife(!) comes a-callin', and George shoots himself with a crossbow. Never a dull moment in Bluebell, dear hearts. It's like the Manhattan of Alabama.

Dear hearts, It’s time to face your ghosts. This week Zoe’s mom pays a visit to Bluebell while Lemon battles Magnolia. Meanwhile, the ghost of Leon Mercy “haunts” Zoe and we meet Sheriff Bill. Join us for episode six: Between Worlds.

Dear hearts, This week, all the buttons are getting pushed: we meet the syphilitic minister, the town drunk, and learn more about Lemon and Lavon's big secret. Life in Bluebell is even more complicated than Zoe imagined...

In this mini-mini-sode, the chicks play matchmaker. Which OCMen host would date which Hart of Dixie bachelor? 2 minutes of sheer, unadulterated fanfiction. You're welcome.