Hart of Dixie Chicks

What's this? What's this?! It's Halloween in Bluebell again, and long-time dear hearts know what that means. This year is no exception-- we get an AB health scare, Joel in eyeliner, and a big Lavon surprise that may involve a manicure. Plus, Honorary Hart Chick THE Jon Timmons is here to get another lesson in relationships and feelings. Help us make it through the night, dear hearts.

Jaleh is still living that sick life & Jessica is full of pizza & beer, so we're at our very best to discuss even more season 3 hijinks. We have a two prong approach, just like Zoe, so listen in to see if it works for any of us, including Zoe's Cohen. Plus, Frank is Keith Mars, Lemon busts out the big stencils, and George gets a franks-and-thumbs. Star wipes all around, dear hearts.

Welcome to Antic Time in Bluebell, and we celebrate by going all over the map with Honorary Chick Jamie. Join us as we travel from Viking vacays to SHUT UP JOEL to Chekov's Reginald VelJohnson. We definitely think you should slip on down to the OH-asis with us, dear hearts. Even if Jamie doesn't understand.

Happy Season 3, y'all! It turns out, whenever Jaleh said that Things. Will. Happen., she was referring to this episode, where it's ALL THE THINGS. We cover New York real estate, Peak Lloyd, the best movie montages, and everyone's favorite new character. Who says you can't go home? Not us, dear hearts.

Hey dear hearts, whatcha doing? It's a holiday weekend here in the US, and your co-hosts have been dealing with Some Stuff, so we thought it was a good week to minisode. This week, it's all about Jessica BS and her amazing predictions. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and if you're lucky snot won't come out of your eyes before we tackle season 3.

It’s been A WEEK, dear hearts. So, you are getting a real Basic B*tch recap. We’re looking back on season 2 as a whole. We've got our top 3 episodes, Townie Royale, production love notes, and an amazing Scott Porter TV Pitch Hour. Plus, our dearest heart Russell Lloyd has a laundry list of questions and we say one more goodbye to DJ EJ. You know, your typical season wrap-up stuff.

It's the season 2 finale, and THINGS. ARE. HAPPENING! Is Zoe gone forever? (No!) Is Jonah? (Probably...) Is George? (Maybe?) Plus, we go SO all in for Tim Matheson that even HE notices, and Gloriana is a band. Make sure to stay to very end for a programming update, dear hearts.

It's all star charts and gassy balls for the Prom, dear hearts! There's drama, there's ultimatums, and there's even Rob Huebel. Le WHAT? Swipe left for Catfished Meatball and right for Hart Chicks!

Jaleh has an "early morning with her trainer," dear hearts, so we leave the money on the nightstand as we talk about If Tomorrow Never Comes. Brick finds out it IS a tumah, Tansy has bonkers brothers, George is an honorary Truitt, and is Zoe out of her freakin' MIND? Pour yourself a glass of mid-brow LemonWade and meddle with us.

It's Lead Deals synergy as we welcome Hear We Go host Russ to the show today, and we're super shouty (in a good way) about it. Meanwhile, in Bluebell, it's Shakespeare with Bees?, including our hot takes about LemonWade, the Blawker Blotter, and Saved By The Bell. Dear hearts, dear hearts, we love you so.

Spring Break Woo! Bluebell becomes a college destination spot, so check out every background shot this episode. Brick is having brain troubles, but no worries, dear hearts. Why? Because Jonah's got a water bed big enough for him & Dr. Snuff Queen Zoe. Also, there are boats AND boat people. So, why don't we get lunch at school?

You go talk to your hearts, talk to dear hearts, talk to me, but we are never going to stop singing this week. Zoe is causing trouble while dealing with the break-up, but not everyone is a frog (it makes sense once you listen). Plus, if Wade & George had an adult baby, would it be Jonah? Discuss with us.

This week's a doozy and a half, dear hearts, so it's a good thing we've all turned into robo-therapists. Follow where we lead you in Where I Lead You, where there are marriages, Jedi, ethereal lady elves, and a break-up for the ages. We are Dr. Hart Chicks, and we are here to help you.

It's the Battle of the Bands, and Meatball's lyrics definitely need less cowbell. Dear hearts, this episode has everything-- Lemon lojack, Demon Nightmare Lullaby, a death story, and even another (greater) flash mob. Laugh along with us before the zombie apocalypse is upon us.

A glitch in the matrix tried to take us down, dear hearts, but we won't let that stop us. Country roads took us home to the place we belong, which makes no sense for the episode about Zoe & Wade not banging, AB & Lavon not dating after banging, and Brick & Shelby telling the town that they're currently banging. However, this is where we meet Jonah Breeland, and he's a delightful distra...

We got a feeling called the fluuuuuuuu, oh Lordy, but at least this week, it's only in Bluebell. Jaleh aces another Podcast Runway challenge when she splices in Eliza Jo with her & Jess, because she can always make it work. Get ready for yodeling, giggling, and the best quarantine that Zoe's ever seen! Slice up some strawberry pie and put on your best sick make-up, dear hearts. You look lumino...

"We're back, babies! The Chicks have reunited, and we're so excited, we can't stop talking. Good thing this episode gives us tons to talk about! Clora hijacks Zoe & George to force them into couplehood, Tansy and Wade rescue them AND rescue us from another Zoe/George coupling, and Lavon rescues AB from a faux Brit. There are terrible accents, terrible stories, and lots of singing. Sail away wi...

It’s Pioneer Day, dear hearts. As the town attempts to recreate days of yore, Zoe and Wade ask themselves, “WWLLJJD?” when they take advice from Cricket and the diary of Bluebell’s founding mother. Meanwhile, Lloyd (aka George) attempts to help Brick dump Shelby. Lemon and AnnaBeth try to fool Lavon and Southern Living magazine. The town avoids the truth of their past. Meatball and OCMan Jamie joi...

We're having a Flu Christmas, dear hearts! This week, Jessica's family got hit with the wickedest bug, so she wasn't able to record with Jaleh & Eliza Jo. Through the magic of Bluebell (and amazing editing), we bring you Blue Christmas, with caroling, cookies, and decisions both great and terrible. Get your flu shot and listen to our Very Special Episode.

We choo-choo-choose you, dear hearts! This week, we're bringing you a minisode in the form of the Mushy Ushy Gushy Sweetie Pie Pod Dance, where we bring our favorite townies some baskets and giggle like the amazing women we are. Don't worry-- there's no paper in this pie.

A-tisket a-tasket! We have an OCMan in our picnic basket this week. Sparks fly as Russell helps us break down the bachelor basket auction episode. Unlike Twelfth Night, this basket auction is as heteronormative as they come. Zoe and Wade go on a real date while George and his Manic Picnic Dream Girl, Tansy, commit a felony. Lemon mistakenly ends up with Lavon and Brick realizes shopping apps are s...

Comb out your mullets and pull on your line-dancing boots, because we're all about the Achy Breaky Hearts. George and Wade take a trip into the woods with EJ's platonic crush Grant Goodman, and everyone else deals with Bluebell matters of the heart. Plant your bittycoins and grow a money tree with us, dear hearts. No doubts!

Flash mob, dear hearts! This week, we discuss Bluebell’s problematic attitude about Zoe dating a high school football player, as well as a song that sounds like 1972. Plus, Grandpa still hates Lavon, and this episode is tight as all get out.

We are giddy to welcome OC Man and Honorary Chick THE Jon Timmons as our guest while we discuss I Walk The Line aka the election episode. There's a Pickin' Chicken, a terrible haircut, and a whole (bleep) ton of misdemeanors. Vote for us, dear hearts!

It's Halloween in Bluebell, which means it's time for costumes, candy, and contrivances! George goes out marionettin' after midnight, where Zoe is his dream world girlfriend, which pisses off Maitre Double-07 Kinsella... Wade Kinsella. AB and Lavon fake-date to get the votes of the Torklesons, much to Lemon's weird dismay. It's nonsense, dear hearts, but it's OUR nonsense.