Harley Malarkey Podcast: Old Dog New Tricks

Harley and Malarkey go abroad! We share our wild first 2 days in Vietnam which includes eating pig feet in a dark alley and pho on the floor of a stranger's bedroom. We teach you about the magic hand, and we discuss what we learned about the most taboo thing to eat in the world. 

Macklemore says there are "No Bad Days" but is that a bunch of Malarkey? We talk about bad days and our different perspectives on how to make it through. Should you keep getting back on that horse no matter how many times you get bucked off?

You asked and we answered - we talk about our favorite places to eat in San Diego. Of course, we talk about Brian's restaurants and the things you must order at each of them. We also share our other favorite spots to eat across the county and why. Let us know the places we missed!

5 months into our podcast, we decided to talk about something we know both know about... food! We discuss how to help your teenagers be healthier, how to create healthy habits for kids at a young age, and how we stay healthy eating out often. 

We tell the story of the fateful day we met almost 3 years ago at a food & wine festival in Huntington Beach. This was originally going to be our first episode of Old Dog New Tricks, but we decided to come out with a bang (penises) instead. Hope you enjoy this throwback to the beginning of our love story.

Harley got sick after too many handshakes at a food and wine festival recently, and it made us wonder - do we really need to be shaking hands as a greeting? Or is this another tradition that has outlived its use? We discuss why we think handshakes are gross and what our other options are.

We are back with more penis positivity! Inspired by a walk Harley took on our local nudie beach, we discuss the backlash from our first episode, to bush or not to bush, penises in the media and so much more. Tune in for a wild ride.

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. How do you know if you're in a good relationship? How do you manage conflict and get through the challenging times? Today we discuss our relationship, what makes it good, how we've gotten through hard times, and what we're still working on. (None of the statements in this episode apply to abusive relationsh...

This week we have a fun episode for you. We tell the story of the naked man who showed up at our front door last week. Harley and Malarkey have different opinions on how to handle the situation - who's approach would you take?

Today we tackle another taboo topic. Should there be more than two options for laying a body to rest? What are the logistics when someone dies? What happens to the soul when we die? Can we communicate with our loved ones who have passed on?

From a young age, boys are told that they need to be tough and only certain emotions like anger are safe to express. We discuss how this leads to men who feel like they have to keep everything inside, and the impact this has on men's mental health and ability to connect. 

Like Brian's dad used to say, sh!t or get off the pot. After spending a weekend with "sober curious" friends on a bender, we discuss why we think you should either commit to being the town drunk or give up booze for one year.

Breath is the most basic ingredient of life, but many of us go throughout our days without ever taking a conscious breath both literally and metaphorically. Malarkey shares a story of how Guy Fieri showed him why he needs to breathe more.

Does money buy happiness? We discuss how our upbringings shaped our views of money today, what we think of gold diggers and flying business class. Malarkey shares why he thinks restaurants are the great equalizer when it comes to being self-made. 

We were inspired by a recent Celebration of Life to throw our pride to the wind and start dancing more. We discuss why we think dancing and singing is one of the keys to a full life even if you're tone deaf with two left feet.

Brian has more to say on why he has been lied to about salted butter his whole career. We continue our conversation from last week discussing why you should always question authority.

This week we are all over the place - where do we go when we die? Why should we question religion and authority? What is biohacking and why doesn't Dave Asprey want you to cum? And why aren't chefs allowed to use salted butter?

Reddit wonders what we could possibly have to talk about with an 18 year age gap. We discuss why we believe the adage "Age is Just a Number" has a lot of truth. 

What is it like to be a non-drinker in a society where drinking is so deeply ingrained in the culture? We discuss how our lives have changed since we stopped drinking, why we ruin parties and if drinking is really as fun as it's made out to be. 

We explore the do's and don'ts of navigating social media in a relationship. What do we think is okay and what do we think you should steer clear from? Hint hint - don't send sexy DM's to someone who isn't your partner and definitely don't name your baby after her. 

We think the menstrual cycle is not something that should only be discussed in hushed tones. In this episode, we talk about period sex, different birth control methods, and how to embrace the cycle that makes the world go round.

We aren't talking about THAT apple... we are talking about the Apple that you are holding in your hand. Are social media and smart phones changing us for the worse?

Harley shares what happened on Christmas that led to her to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon. Luckily Bono (yes, that Bono) helped her decide to keep her nose and accept herself. 

In this episode, we realize penises have been left out of the body positivity movement, so we start the penis positivity movement! We discuss men's relationship to their penis from birth to middle age and why it's time to accept and love whatever you've got.